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Sex question for Americans
« on: Nov 18th, 2005, 7:05am » |
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Is the stuff in this link true?
http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/361/12434_sex.html
It says amongst other things:
The USA also has its collection of weird laws about sex. In Arizona keeping more than two dildos at home is prohibited. In Colorado there is a ban on kissing a woman who sleeps. In Connecticut, town Hartford, a man is forbidden from kissing his wife on Sunday.
In Florida only the position "man on top" is legally allowed, and it is not allowed to kiss woman"s bust during sexual intercourse, in Massachusetts a woman is not allowed to have the position of "woman on top" in sex as well.
In Minnesota sex with birds is strictly prohibited. In Ohio women are not allowed to wear lacquered shoes because they underwear can be seen on their "mirror" surface.
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Re: Sex question for Americans
« Reply #1 on: Nov 18th, 2005, 7:16am » |
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thankfully, those are outdated and archaic laws kept on the books for grins and giggles and lawmakers who found them too ridiculous to bother with.
now the bird thing.....who the hell knows what that was about!
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Re: Sex question for Americans
« Reply #2 on: Nov 18th, 2005, 7:22am » |
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and does it mean sex with other animals is OK in Minnesota?
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Re: Sex question for Americans
« Reply #3 on: Nov 18th, 2005, 7:32am » |
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LOL no no no no no!
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Re: Sex question for Americans
« Reply #4 on: Nov 18th, 2005, 9:13am » |
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There is a law in CT, NO fucking dead cats....hmmmm....Do we really need a law telling us not to fuck dead cats?? Are live cats fair game??? 
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Re: Sex question for Americans
« Reply #5 on: Nov 18th, 2005, 9:21am » |
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Don't know about other countries, but in Australia it's against the law for a man to marry his widow's sister.
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Re: Sex question for Americans
« Reply #6 on: Nov 18th, 2005, 9:30am » |
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I'm pretty sure that's against the law in the United States too, Brian. 
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Re: Sex question for Americans
« Reply #7 on: Nov 18th, 2005, 9:42am » |
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on Nov 18th, 2005, 9:30am, Jeepgun wrote:| I'm pretty sure that's against the law in the United States too, Brian. |
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All of the United States? I've heard some unusual stories.
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Re: Sex question for Americans
« Reply #8 on: Nov 18th, 2005, 10:08am » |
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Like Mark Twain: "Rumors of my demise have been grossly exaggerated." 
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Re: Sex question for Americans
« Reply #9 on: Nov 18th, 2005, 11:17am » |
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In San Antonio TX it's against the law for a monkey to ride on a public bus. Guess that's been a problem in the past...
And I don't know if they took it off the books or not, but it used to be against the law for a man to beat his wife with a stick bigger than his thumb (there's some big thumbed men in Texas!!!).
And in FL, if you're a woman and married and decide to go into business, you MUST get a psychiatrist exam to state that you are SANE before you can do it. If you're divorced or single that is not required. I guess they're saying if you get married you're crazy! Well, maybe that's not such a crazy law afterall.
Wasn't there one in Boston about it being against the law to eat peanuts on the street or something like that?
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Re: Sex question for Americans
« Reply #10 on: Nov 18th, 2005, 11:32am » |
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shoot i jumped in here hoping you wanted help.       
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Re: Sex question for Americans
« Reply #11 on: Nov 18th, 2005, 11:32am » |
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I don't know of any of them laws around these parts bein true........I've seen a few monkeys in Walmart and in cabs and all over town but they hadn't evolved yet properly Pam
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Re: Sex question for Americans
« Reply #12 on: Nov 18th, 2005, 11:40am » |
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"Sex question for Americans"
Yes!
Who's offering?
Just kidding!
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Re: Sex question for Americans
« Reply #13 on: Nov 18th, 2005, 12:38pm » |
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Wendy, I'm still a bit gobsmacked as to what led you to this article. I mean, what did you type into your browser to bring up this link? I guess, more importantly, why are you needing to research? 
LOL It's always the quiet ones, isn't it?
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Re: Sex question for Americans
« Reply #14 on: Nov 18th, 2005, 12:44pm » |
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on Nov 18th, 2005, 11:32am, cootie wrote:| I don't know of any of them laws around these parts bein true........I've seen a few monkeys in Walmart |
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Re: Sex question for Americans
« Reply #15 on: Nov 18th, 2005, 1:02pm » |
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on Nov 18th, 2005, 9:21am, AussieBrian wrote:| Don't know about other countries, but in Australia it's against the law for a man to marry his widow's sister. |
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Not strictly illegal, but the courthouses across America generally refuse to issue a marriage license in those cases.
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Re: Sex question for Americans
« Reply #16 on: Nov 18th, 2005, 1:04pm » |
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on Nov 18th, 2005, 1:02pm, floridian wrote:
Not strictly illegal, but the courthouses across America generally refuse to issue a marriage license in those cases. |
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see, here in Canada, they generally don't accept a death certificate as ID to get a marriage license. But hey, maybe that's just us.
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Re: Sex question for Americans
« Reply #17 on: Nov 18th, 2005, 5:20pm » |
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Re: Sex question for Americans
« Reply #18 on: Nov 18th, 2005, 5:52pm » |
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Re: Sex question for Americans
« Reply #19 on: Nov 18th, 2005, 5:57pm » |
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I happen to know that a town has a law "No spitting on the sidewalks". Now people do that and don't get fined because the law is so old and so stupid. Same thing goes with the sex laws. There not enfourced so don't worry about it. In America be happy to do your own thing. 
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Re: Sex question for Americans
« Reply #20 on: Nov 18th, 2005, 6:46pm » |
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on Nov 18th, 2005, 9:21am, AussieBrian wrote:| Don't know about other countries, but in Australia it's against the law for a man to marry his widow's sister. |
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O M F G - you are hilarious!!!
note: the widow is alive. 'the man's widow' therefore means the man is dead. No Duh he can't marry his widow's sister!
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Re: Sex question for Americans
« Reply #21 on: Nov 18th, 2005, 7:51pm » |
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There are so many weird laws on sex here, or whatever one thinks resembles it, that there are books written about it.
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Re: Sex question for Americans
« Reply #22 on: Nov 19th, 2005, 9:23am » |
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Re: Sex question for Americans
« Reply #23 on: Nov 19th, 2005, 9:33am » |
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Re: Sex question for Americans
« Reply #24 on: Nov 19th, 2005, 12:06pm » |
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Having worked for the Minnesota Department of Natural Resources for 30 years I can say with some authority that having sex with birds is unlawful. The prohibition also includes quadrapeds (critters with 4 legs). Unfortunately, the prohibition does not include fish. As a drunk District Court Judge once told me, You can do a walleye on the Governor's desk and there ain't a damn thing they can do about it!!!!! 
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