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Re: Caption Contest III
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Re: Caption Contest III
« Reply #2 on: Nov 16th, 2005, 3:39am » |
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Why does my wife have to pack so much for a weekend away?????
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Re: Caption Contest III
« Reply #3 on: Nov 16th, 2005, 7:50am » |
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Re: Caption Contest III
« Reply #4 on: Nov 16th, 2005, 7:51am » |
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Re: Caption Contest III
« Reply #5 on: Nov 16th, 2005, 8:26am » |
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Re: Caption Contest III
« Reply #6 on: Nov 16th, 2005, 9:21am » |
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"Honey, which box did you pack the toothbrushes in?"
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Re: Caption Contest III
« Reply #7 on: Nov 16th, 2005, 10:20am » |
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Re: Caption Contest III
« Reply #8 on: Nov 16th, 2005, 5:12pm » |
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Moving day in TEXAS!
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Re: Caption Contest III
« Reply #9 on: Nov 16th, 2005, 5:24pm » |
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Re: Caption Contest III
« Reply #10 on: Nov 16th, 2005, 5:32pm » |
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"Hey Mohammed, I cant believe no one at the border even asked us for our papers.....Allah Ackba!!"
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.. on the illegal immigration issue.
Professor Jan C. Ting, Former Assistant Commissioner of the U.S. Immigration and Naturalization Services, is a Senior Fellow of the Foreign Policy Research Institute, and a professor of Law at Temple University Beasley School of Law.
even as we fret about trying to protect our ports, power supply, mass transit and every other possible target against every conceivable terrorist threat at any time 24/7, it is supremely ironic that four years after 9/11 our national borders remain open and uncontrolled, and our government seems unconcerned.
The simple reality is that tonight, four years after 9/11, and every night of the year, thousands of foreigners covertly enter the United States, and we have no idea who they are.
Every night. Thousands. Who are they?
Can it possibly be true that ... theres nothing we can do to stop people from walking across our borders into the United States? I think theres plenty that we could do if only we had the political will to do so. And I think its remarkable that four years after 9/11 we still dont have the political will to do so. Are we not capable of building a fence like the one the Israelis have found effective in preventing terrorists from entering Israel?"
Edit to add: Sorry for highjacking your thread, KOP!
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Re: Caption Contest III
« Reply #11 on: Nov 16th, 2005, 6:10pm » |
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on Nov 16th, 2005, 5:12pm, ghost62 wrote:| Moving day in TEXAS! |
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Re: Caption Contest III
« Reply #12 on: Nov 16th, 2005, 8:52pm » |
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Re: Caption Contest III
« Reply #13 on: Nov 16th, 2005, 9:03pm » |
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Re: Caption Contest III
« Reply #14 on: Nov 16th, 2005, 9:44pm » |
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Re: Caption Contest III
« Reply #15 on: Nov 16th, 2005, 10:41pm » |
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Do you think it's too much?
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Re: Caption Contest III
« Reply #16 on: Nov 16th, 2005, 11:26pm » |
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Re: Caption Contest III
« Reply #17 on: Nov 17th, 2005, 12:21am » |
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Re: Caption Contest III
« Reply #18 on: Nov 17th, 2005, 12:31am » |
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Re: Caption Contest III
« Reply #19 on: Nov 17th, 2005, 10:00pm » |
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Re: Caption Contest III
« Reply #20 on: Nov 17th, 2005, 10:46pm » |
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