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You are what you eat!
« on: Nov 14th, 2005, 9:36am »
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Ever wonder how many maggots or rat turds are in your food?  Well wonder no more:
 
http://www.cfsan.fda.gov/~dms/dalbook.html
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Re: You are what you eat!
« Reply #1 on: Nov 14th, 2005, 9:40am »
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Not even opening that website!  I refuse! Shocked
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« Reply #2 on: Nov 14th, 2005, 9:46am »
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Sorry - not going there - not a chance.
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« Reply #3 on: Nov 14th, 2005, 9:53am »
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I did...big mistake... hurl
 
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« Reply #4 on: Nov 14th, 2005, 10:17am »
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After that little tiddy of a read I think I'll just suck on a rock for lunch.
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« Reply #5 on: Nov 14th, 2005, 10:28am »
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I refuse to click the link. smug
 
THEREFORE, I am a chocolate covered cherry from Harry & David's.
 
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edited for punctuation.  yes, i am a wee bit anal.
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« Reply #6 on: Nov 14th, 2005, 10:37am »
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O
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Thanks Bob........... geesh Roll Eyes
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« Reply #7 on: Nov 14th, 2005, 11:28am »
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I refuse to open that link!
But...if I am what I eat, then here I am:
 

 
OK...now stop bugging me for naked pictures of myself. Yes, you. You know who you are.   Grin
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« Reply #8 on: Nov 14th, 2005, 11:35am »
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Mel,
 
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CHERRIES    
Brined and Maraschino Insect filth
(MPM-V4Cool Average of 5% or more pieces are rejects due to maggots  
 
DEFECT SOURCE: Pre-harvest insect infestation
SIGNIFICANCE: Aesthetic
 
 
 
Fresh, Canned, or Frozen Rot
(MPM-V4Cool Average of 7% or more pieces are rejects due to rot  
 Insect filth
(MPM-V4Cool Average of 4% or more pieces are rejects due to insects other than maggots  
 
 
DEFECT SOURCE: Insect reject - Pre-harvest and/or post harvest insect infestation, Rot reject - pre-harvest mold infection
SIGNIFICANCE: Aesthetic
 

 
These are the levels the Gov. allows before action is required.
 
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HOPS Insects  
(AOAC 967.23) Average of more than 2,500 aphids per 10 grams

I'd think 2500 aphids would weigh 10 grams.  Must be what makes beer so good.
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« Reply #9 on: Nov 14th, 2005, 11:46am »
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ShockedI've been eating the pumpkin-maple scones I made yesterday.  I really, really checked for little bugs in the flour and didn't see any Huh
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« Reply #10 on: Nov 14th, 2005, 11:59am »
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Adds protien and texture laugh
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Re: You are what you eat!
« Reply #11 on: Nov 14th, 2005, 12:00pm »
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If you were allowed to look around the kitchens of most of the places you go out to eat at, you would never visit them again.
 
Even most of the nicer restaurants have nasty looking kitchens.
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« Reply #12 on: Nov 14th, 2005, 12:30pm »
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Chocolate may contain less maggots and other critters, but the manufacturing process is sometimes less than desirable:
 
 
 
 
 
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« Reply #13 on: Nov 14th, 2005, 12:40pm »
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I love cheese and it is full of mold, bacteria and other goodies Grin
 
Yummy, organic means everything is organic and if it doen't kill it makes you strong sayyes
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Re: You are what you eat!
« Reply #14 on: Nov 14th, 2005, 1:47pm »
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Just today I had to have an ex-ray of my mid section.
The ladie came out and asked if I had any thing metel on. I told her no.  
 
She told me that a heart shaped metal Item was showing up on the ex-ray.
 
The doc let me look at it sure enough right there in the Intetine is a little heart shape thing.
 
SO now I am left to wonder who lost what in what food? Cuz how the hell else would it get there? Tongue
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« Reply #15 on: Nov 14th, 2005, 8:25pm »
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Well jus think.......when the suprise comes out you will have a new necklace.....buy a chain and tell everyone the story. Heh heh heh........blech ! So wonder if it is metal and if so if you'd tried to fly what they would of done if the metal detector kept goin off and there was nothin to show for it ? That'd be real interesting and wonder how often that happens. I swollowed a tooth not long ago. Bit into some candy and got into this huge crunchy chunk not realizeing the almost totally filled tooth let go. Didn't feel or hear it snap or crack like you usually do. And then I had the gull to chew it up till I realized it was way too hard and swollowed it cuz I was too busy to spit it out. $ 700.00 later with a new crown Pam  
 
A friend works in a flour mill and she said they are allowed so many bug parts per million. And she said McDonalds and Dolly Madison were there biggiest buyers of the worst stuff that was over the limits. Gag !!  Tongue  
 
 
PS: Man the scones look AWESOME !! Am goin to make them for the holidays !!!!!!!!
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« Reply #16 on: Nov 16th, 2005, 3:19am »
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on Nov 14th, 2005, 1:47pm, Gena wrote:
Just today I had to have an ex-ray of my mid section.
The ladie came out and asked if I had any thing metel on. I told her no.  
 
She told me that a heart shaped metal Item was showing up on the ex-ray.
 
The doc let me look at it sure enough right there in the Intetine is a little heart shape thing.
 
SO now I am left to wonder who lost what in what food? Cuz how the hell else would it get there? Tongue

 
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HOLY SHIT!
 
Did they say if surgery will be reqiured to remove it?  
 
Big Big Vibes on the way!
 
Peace,
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« Reply #17 on: Nov 16th, 2005, 4:28pm »
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Bob if your title is right and we are what we eat then I aint saying what I should look like .......(no rude comments cos I aint that kind of gal)  Wink Grin  
 
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« Reply #18 on: Nov 16th, 2005, 10:05pm »
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Don't know about you but I like food with so many preservatives that nothing significant can live in the mess.
 
It also give my immune system a healthy workout. At my age, I do anything to keep fit.
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« Reply #19 on: Nov 16th, 2005, 10:12pm »
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on Nov 16th, 2005, 3:19am, Carl_D wrote:

 
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HOLY SHIT!
 
Did they say if surgery will be reqiured to remove it?  
 
Big Big Vibes on the way!
 
Peace,
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The doc did not seem worried  Roll Eyes
 
I am sure it will just pass  Tongue
 
But I will never know cuz I ain't lookin Undecided
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