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dannyboy
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While in my personal capcity I am of course a heartless capitalistic pig preying on the poor and infirm, I hereby form the Association of International Not-for-profit Trolls (AINT) and crown myself Chief Sultan and Supreme Dictator for Life.
Responding directly to this thread will be considered an act of aggression and a direct threat to my supremacy.
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Guess I'm a glutton for punishment.
Why so glum little plum? Didn't get your wood piled? 
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Re: AINT
« Reply #2 on: Nov 11th, 2005, 7:31am » |
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bit my shiny metal a$$
Hi Danny
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on Nov 11th, 2005, 7:31am, vig wrote:
Was it implanted or were you born with it? Either way, it sounds uncomfortable.  Personally I like an ass I can squeeze, but is firm enough to slap without a ripple effect.
I hate my ass. 
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Re: AINT
« Reply #4 on: Nov 11th, 2005, 7:45am » |
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Re: AINT
« Reply #5 on: Nov 11th, 2005, 8:16am » |
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 ain't scared of no steenkin trolls..
troll kings have to fight OUR king and I don't fancy your chances! LOL
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Re: AINT
« Reply #6 on: Nov 11th, 2005, 8:24am » |
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You hadn't heard? They're called waves now...
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Re: AINT
« Reply #7 on: Nov 11th, 2005, 8:37am » |
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You just get relaeased danny....didn't have any computers in that prison you were in. Where have ya been. You are just one of those serial posters that comes and goes and ya don't bother anyone.
praying for you.....ree
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Re: AINT
« Reply #8 on: Nov 11th, 2005, 8:57am » |
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Hi Ree, how's Dave? Prayin for u too hon
Mel I think you should show us a picture of yr butt and let us decide for ourselves!
That's a scary laugh you got there Limey me 'ol Son! You mean Jonny?!! You've just never seen that Bad Ass Bear in a mouse trap. Kitty-Cat is 107 years old and it's all he can do to top the cap off a can of beer! By the way, where is that 'ol Sailor Man?? Is he still alive?
I thought I said to leave this thread alone. Now keep your hands where I can see 'em and back away from the key board nice and easy
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Re: AINT
« Reply #9 on: Nov 11th, 2005, 9:08am » |
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THIS limey is a girl female BITCH so there Danny
Leave your thread alone? FAT CHANCE.. its just looking for a hijack matey and I know just how to do it too..
Here y'are girls.. ENJOY!
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Re: AINT
« Reply #10 on: Nov 11th, 2005, 9:19am » |
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I think I'm going to be sick...
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Re: AINT
« Reply #11 on: Nov 11th, 2005, 10:40am » |
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well well well.............
hello Danny..........where you been so long???
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Re: AINT
« Reply #12 on: Nov 11th, 2005, 10:48am » |
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on Nov 11th, 2005, 7:43am, Melissa wrote:
Was it implanted or were you born with it? Either way, it sounds uncomfortable. Personally I like an ass I can squeeze, but is firm enough to slap without a ripple effect.
I hate my ass.
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Have......to......stop.......myself.......from........posting..........
I give up.
Bender will be 'born' with his shiney metal ass,{futuroma}
And as for you, the position makes all the diffrence. Choose wisely and you can have the best of both worlds
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Re: AINT
« Reply #13 on: Nov 11th, 2005, 1:16pm » |
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on Nov 11th, 2005, 8:57am, dannyboy wrote:Hi Ree, how's Dave? Prayin for u too hon
Mel I think you should show us a picture of yr butt and let us decide for ourselves!
That's a scary laugh you got there Limey me 'ol Son! You mean Jonny?!! You've just never seen that Bad Ass Bear in a mouse trap. Kitty-Cat is 107 years old and it's all he can do to top the cap off a can of beer! By the way, where is that 'ol Sailor Man?? Is he still alive?
I thought I said to leave this thread alone. Now keep your hands where I can see 'em and back away from the key board nice and easy |
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Danny my boy, I see the haemorrhoids are still a painful issue for you. PF days to you.
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Re: AINT
« Reply #14 on: Nov 11th, 2005, 4:16pm » |
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Cool. 
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Re: AINT
« Reply #15 on: Nov 11th, 2005, 10:01pm » |
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Do you know Danny Boy was one of the first people I was ever rude to on here.
Those were the days (sighs nostalgically)
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Re: AINT
« Reply #16 on: Nov 12th, 2005, 12:32am » |
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Ain't ain't a word and it ain't in the dictionery. Ain'tal Pam
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Re: AINT
« Reply #17 on: Nov 12th, 2005, 12:53am » |
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on Nov 12th, 2005, 12:32am, cootie wrote:| Ain't ain't a word and it ain't in the dictionery. Ain'tal Pam |
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Sorry Coots but it is, and it is!
We can speak common and it is still in the Oxford English Dictionary
Hoots
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Re: AINT
« Reply #18 on: Nov 12th, 2005, 6:41am » |
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Shop-keeper short-hand - T-roll.
Cyberspace & message boards - Troll.
Need I say more?
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Re: AINT
« Reply #19 on: Nov 13th, 2005, 2:43am » |
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Aint's in the dictionery......get out !!??? How bout the word worser.......my grama said there was no such word as worser. I always told her about stuff that was "worser" then other stuff. Dictionery trail and error Pam
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Re: AINT
« Reply #20 on: Nov 13th, 2005, 2:51am » |
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Sorry no Coots, can't give you that one
Hoots
apropos of nothing but it's bloody funny! We have an auto censor on OUCH UK to edit out the worst words which may offend so that the moderators don't have to, and I just typed in "fucking bastards" and it was autocorrected to "Crappity smacking John is a troll".
Methinks one of our moderators was having fun! 
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P.S. I'm not drunk either, just feeling silly
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Re: AINT
« Reply #21 on: Nov 13th, 2005, 1:25pm » |
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There's a few words you can't say on here......I think she-ep is one minus the dash. Cracked me up first time I typed it talking about REAL animals and nothing bad but still found it funny THAT word was censor'd. I think it was that word..........wasn't it ? That's rite isn't it ? If not maybe I need to censor myself from time to time Pam
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Re: AINT
« Reply #22 on: Nov 13th, 2005, 4:03pm » |
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Cootie
What are you on and can I have some?
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