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Caption Contest II
« on: Nov 8th, 2005, 6:18pm » |
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I enjoyed reading all of your comments on the last caption contest that I thought we could all use another go round....
Can't wait to see what you all do with this one!
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Re: Caption Contest II
« Reply #1 on: Nov 8th, 2005, 6:26pm » |
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30 years eating Burger King and all I got was a lousy cup holder. 
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Re: Caption Contest II
« Reply #2 on: Nov 8th, 2005, 6:38pm » |
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"It helps catch the crumbs, too! Last week I lost half a cheeseburger in there and couldn't find it for 2 days!"
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Re: Caption Contest II
« Reply #3 on: Nov 8th, 2005, 6:40pm » |
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Re: Caption Contest II
« Reply #4 on: Nov 8th, 2005, 6:41pm » |
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on Nov 8th, 2005, 6:18pm, Donna_D. wrote:
(Lady on the right): Just look at those bellies full of burgers....IM GONNA EAT YA!!!!!
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Re: Caption Contest II
« Reply #5 on: Nov 8th, 2005, 6:45pm » |
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Re: Caption Contest II
« Reply #6 on: Nov 8th, 2005, 7:09pm » |
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Super-size it would be a rhetorical question...right?
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Re: Caption Contest II
« Reply #7 on: Nov 8th, 2005, 7:20pm » |
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"Urrrrp!! I can't believe I ate the WHOLE thing! And the house! And the SUV! And the kids! Am I ever stuffed!! Good thing I've got this diet Coke! Anyone have a Rolaid? Urrrrrrrrp!!"
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Re: Caption Contest II
« Reply #8 on: Nov 8th, 2005, 8:03pm » |
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It was the talent portion of the competition that gave Ms. Potbellied Pig the leading edge in the 2005 Ms. Redneck Pagent.
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Re: Caption Contest II
« Reply #9 on: Nov 8th, 2005, 8:29pm » |
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Re: Caption Contest II
« Reply #11 on: Nov 8th, 2005, 8:54pm » |
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Re: Caption Contest II
« Reply #12 on: Nov 8th, 2005, 9:06pm » |
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Re: Caption Contest II
« Reply #13 on: Nov 8th, 2005, 9:07pm » |
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Re: Caption Contest II
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Re: Caption Contest II
« Reply #16 on: Nov 8th, 2005, 9:46pm » |
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Re: Caption Contest II
« Reply #18 on: Nov 8th, 2005, 10:29pm » |
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Behold! The latest fashion line from Victoria's Secret: the "must have" accessory. The "cup holder" by VS... 
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Re: Caption Contest II
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Re: Caption Contest II
« Reply #20 on: Nov 9th, 2005, 12:34am » |
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Re: Caption Contest II
« Reply #21 on: Nov 9th, 2005, 3:10am » |
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Re: Caption Contest II
« Reply #22 on: Nov 9th, 2005, 6:52am » |
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Re: Caption Contest II
« Reply #23 on: Nov 9th, 2005, 9:27am » |
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1.) Okay now now hang the cigarette from the rafter right up there, yeah that's it, no a little closer. Good, now lets party.
2.) Now god dammit, who hung the straw over the other side of the cup. Damn that pisses me off, you know I need it over on this side to drink from it. Stupid bastard....
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Re: Caption Contest II
« Reply #24 on: Nov 9th, 2005, 9:38am » |
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Woman on right: "I remember when I was young and could do that..."
Woman on left: "I remember when I was young and could still lift my arms so I didn't need to do this. Would you mind moving my straw for me?"
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