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Jimi
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And On A Lighter Note:
« on: Nov 8th, 2005, 1:22pm » |
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Here is something we can all agree on. There is one for everyone.....
My favorite Bumper Stickers....
"IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!"
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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A BattleOf Wits With An Unarmed
Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My
Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks: God's Revenge
For Eating His Animal Friends
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Honk If You've Never Seen
An Uzi Fired >From A Car Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He
Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE -- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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And Lastly:
"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"
PF days to all, no matter what you take for it.
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Re: And On A Lighter Note:
« Reply #1 on: Nov 8th, 2005, 1:44pm » |
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Thanks Jimi
I loved this one:
Quote:(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Some more:
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather ... Not screaming and yelling, like the passengers in his car.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
No hand signals...Driver on Viagra
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Re: And On A Lighter Note:
« Reply #2 on: Nov 8th, 2005, 1:48pm » |
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God was my copilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.
Asphalt is NOT a rectal disorder
Don't laugh: Your sister's in the backseat!
Less lip. More head.
When I grow up, I want to be Barbie: The bitch has EVERYTHING!
Keep honking. I'm just reloading.
How's my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT
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Re: And On A Lighter Note:
« Reply #3 on: Nov 8th, 2005, 1:51pm » |
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Lean on me when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
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Re: And On A Lighter Note:
« Reply #4 on: Nov 8th, 2005, 1:55pm » |
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I know this is not a bumper sticker but everytime I stand and wait for a lift and read that little sign next to it that says:
In the event of a fire, don't use lift use water.
I just crack myself laughing
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Re: And On A Lighter Note:
« Reply #5 on: Nov 9th, 2005, 8:27am » |
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Jimi, you nutbag, these are great! LMAO!
My fave:
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Re: And On A Lighter Note:
« Reply #6 on: Nov 9th, 2005, 8:44am » |
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one of my favorite signs on a car....
NASCAR....cuz football, basketball, baseball, soccer only take ONE BALL.
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Re: And On A Lighter Note:
« Reply #7 on: Nov 9th, 2005, 8:55am » |
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My boss has this one over his desk.
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Re: And On A Lighter Note:
« Reply #8 on: Nov 9th, 2005, 9:12am » |
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on Nov 8th, 2005, 1:48pm, Jeepgun wrote:Don't laugh: Your sister's in the backseat!
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By far my favorite
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Re: And On A Lighter Note:
« Reply #9 on: Nov 9th, 2005, 10:16am » |
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draob egassem eht edisni renosirp dleh gnieb m’I !pleH
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Re: And On A Lighter Note:
« Reply #10 on: Nov 9th, 2005, 12:16pm » |
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Oh gee thanks ben.....I'll be sure to use that one......WHATEVER IT SAYS........when in the USA speak english.......I like that one even better Pam
Don't get pissed.....that was my sense of humor talking.
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Re: And On A Lighter Note:
« Reply #11 on: Nov 9th, 2005, 1:18pm » |
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I like the one:
"My other ride is your boyfriend"
Just a tad bitchy!
Huggs
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Re: And On A Lighter Note:
« Reply #12 on: Nov 9th, 2005, 1:57pm » |
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Seen on the rear deck of a surfer girl's car:
"If it swells, ride it!"
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Re: And On A Lighter Note:
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
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Re: And On A Lighter Note:
« Reply #14 on: Nov 9th, 2005, 3:27pm » |
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LMAO Jimi thanks for making me smile hun. The rest of ya THANKS also. Some of these are priceless!!!!
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Re: And On A Lighter Note:
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Where are they? Have you seen them? I must find them! I'm their leader.
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Re: And On A Lighter Note:
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on Nov 9th, 2005, 12:16pm, cootie wrote:| Oh gee thanks ben.....I'll be sure to use that one......WHATEVER IT SAYS........when in the USA speak english |
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Re: And On A Lighter Note:
« Reply #17 on: Nov 9th, 2005, 4:28pm » |
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We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter.
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