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Bet you can't read this without laughing
« on: Nov 2nd, 2005, 5:33pm » |
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This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.
Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.
Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.
At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.
The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge,and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers;they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies.
The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let rindercella go.
Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared.
Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks
The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise,there would be a cucking falamity.
At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.
The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted??" asked the prandsome hince.
"Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge. When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on. He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.
Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny.
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Re: Bet you can't read this without laughing
« Reply #1 on: Nov 2nd, 2005, 5:45pm » |
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Re: Bet you can't read this without laughing
« Reply #2 on: Nov 2nd, 2005, 6:03pm » |
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After all day in the office and then trying to read this I am just slick wore smooth.
I'm outa here.
Nice story.
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Re: Bet you can't read this without laughing
« Reply #3 on: Nov 2nd, 2005, 6:17pm » |
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Re: Bet you can't read this without laughing
« Reply #4 on: Nov 2nd, 2005, 9:39pm » |
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I was balking wakwords when I saw a hop rabbit jackin off through the woods with a twenty ri toofle. I first heard this on an old Hee Haw episode 30 years ago. And yes I still laugh. sugly isters
Thanks for the humor tumor.
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Re: Bet you can't read this without laughing
« Reply #5 on: Nov 2nd, 2005, 9:48pm » |
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Hucking filarious!!!
Yank thou.
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Re: Bet you can't read this without laughing
« Reply #6 on: Nov 2nd, 2005, 9:56pm » |
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Cute Helen. Thanks
By the way my Aunt Helen...yes, Helen, used to always refer to it as Rindercella and the prandsome hince. Didn't know there was more though.
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See didnt laugh, I spewed!!!!
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Re: Bet you can't read this without laughing
« Reply #9 on: Nov 3rd, 2005, 5:59am » |
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i did
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Re: Bet you can't read this without laughing
« Reply #10 on: Nov 3rd, 2005, 6:36am » |
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That's our Limey, she's had as matter of course.
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Re: Bet you can't read this without laughing
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on Nov 3rd, 2005, 6:36am, AussieBrian wrote:| That's our Limey, she's had as matter of course. |
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Re: Bet you can't read this without laughing
« Reply #12 on: Nov 3rd, 2005, 7:16am » |
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boad of lollocks
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Re: Bet you can't read this without laughing
« Reply #13 on: Nov 3rd, 2005, 7:39am » |
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what about the betty swollocks the prince suffered from?
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Re: Bet you can't read this without laughing
« Reply #14 on: Nov 3rd, 2005, 7:46am » |
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Betty Swollocks has to be better than a follen swanny! Its Rinders wot gets MY sympathy!
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Re: Bet you can't read this without laughing
« Reply #15 on: Nov 3rd, 2005, 8:02am » |
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Oi, Betty Swollock's very close to me.
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Re: Bet you can't read this without laughing
« Reply #16 on: Nov 3rd, 2005, 8:12am » |
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ummar your all so rude  
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Re: Bet you can't read this without laughing
« Reply #17 on: Nov 3rd, 2005, 8:29am » |
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*wiping spewed coffee off of the monitor, keyboard, and wall...* (and wiping tears of laughter) LMMFAO
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Re: Bet you can't read this without laughing
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[quote author=jon019 link=board=general;num=1130970831;start=0#5 date=11/02/05 at 21:48:43]Hucking filarious!!!
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Re: Bet you can't read this without laughing
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