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What did the Cowgirl say to her Cowboy lover?
« on: Nov 2nd, 2005, 2:57pm » |
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Now the punch line is sung to the old Bonanza theme. Anyone here old enough to remember it.
What did the Cowgirll lover say to her cowboy lover.
Now remember to the theme of Bonanza
Get it up
Get it in.
Don't mess my hairdooooooooooooo.
Dum de Dum de dum...........
OK so I am bored
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Re: What did the Cowgirl say to her Cowboy lover?
« Reply #1 on: Nov 2nd, 2005, 2:58pm » |
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I fucked it up
Get it up
Get it in
Get it out
Don't mess my hairdooooooo..
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Re: What did the Cowgirl say to her Cowboy lover?
« Reply #2 on: Nov 2nd, 2005, 3:12pm » |
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No, no, no.
It's
Get it up
Get it hard
Get it in
get it out
BONANZA
Geeeeez
Sorry all, going in to my closet now.
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Re: What did the Cowgirl say to her Cowboy lover?
« Reply #3 on: Nov 2nd, 2005, 3:14pm » |
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How the hell am I going to get this song out of my head now?! 
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Re: What did the Cowgirl say to her Cowboy lover?
« Reply #4 on: Nov 2nd, 2005, 3:26pm » |
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on Nov 2nd, 2005, 3:14pm, Jasmyn wrote:| How the hell am I going to get this song out of my head now?! |
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That's easy. Just think of the theme song from Barney.
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Re: What did the Cowgirl say to her Cowboy lover?
« Reply #5 on: Nov 2nd, 2005, 3:30pm » |
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on Nov 2nd, 2005, 3:12pm, Sandy_C wrote:No, no, no.
It's
Get it up
Get it hard
Get it in
get it out
BONANZA
Geeeeez
Sorry all, going in to my closet now.
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its the beyond that where i keep slipping.
the get it back!
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Re: What did the Cowgirl say to her Cowboy lover?
« Reply #6 on: Nov 2nd, 2005, 3:56pm » |
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on Nov 2nd, 2005, 3:26pm, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:
That's easy. Just think of the theme song from Barney. |
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 Barney's song just isn't wiping it out for me.
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Re: What did the Cowgirl say to her Cowboy lover?
« Reply #7 on: Nov 2nd, 2005, 4:22pm » |
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Sandy, when you come out of the closet, we'll still be your friends. I mean... Not that there's anything wrong with being in the closet...
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Re: What did the Cowgirl say to her Cowboy lover?
« Reply #8 on: Nov 2nd, 2005, 4:29pm » |
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on Nov 2nd, 2005, 3:56pm, pattik wrote:
Barney's song just isn't wiping it out for me. |
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Well then... How about We Are The World???
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Re: What did the Cowgirl say to her Cowboy lover?
« Reply #9 on: Nov 2nd, 2005, 4:37pm » |
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Or the brass chorus from, "You're Just Too Good To Be True."
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Re: What did the Cowgirl say to her Cowboy lover?
« Reply #10 on: Nov 2nd, 2005, 4:50pm » |
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Jeepie will you sing Far Far Away please?
My ears thank you 
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Re: What did the Cowgirl say to her Cowboy lover?
« Reply #11 on: Nov 2nd, 2005, 4:52pm » |
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Nope! I far prefer to strut around and yell out bawdy lyrics to well-known tunes, making them up as I go along.
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Re: What did the Cowgirl say to her Cowboy lover?
« Reply #12 on: Nov 2nd, 2005, 4:56pm » |
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on Nov 2nd, 2005, 4:52pm, Jeepgun wrote:| Nope! I far prefer to strut around and yell out bawdy lyrics to well-known tunes, making them up as I go along. |
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empty vessels make most noise.....
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Re: What did the Cowgirl say to her Cowboy lover?
« Reply #13 on: Nov 2nd, 2005, 5:00pm » |
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So you're saying it's difficult to hear over the sound of the ocean, roaring between your ears?
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Re: What did the Cowgirl say to her Cowboy lover?
« Reply #14 on: Nov 2nd, 2005, 5:01pm » |
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Sing solo, so low we cant hear ya
I sing tenor, ten or more miles away from people
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Re: What did the Cowgirl say to her Cowboy lover?
« Reply #15 on: Nov 2nd, 2005, 5:16pm » |
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on Nov 2nd, 2005, 5:00pm, Jeepgun wrote:| So you're saying it's difficult to hear over the sound of the ocean, roaring between your ears? |
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No frankenstein I'm saying the sound of the ocean roaring between you and me is the sweetest music ever!
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Re: What did the Cowgirl say to her Cowboy lover?
« Reply #16 on: Nov 2nd, 2005, 7:16pm » |
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Re: What did the Cowgirl say to her Cowboy lover?
« Reply #17 on: Nov 2nd, 2005, 7:20pm » |
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What did the Cowgirl say to her Cowboy lover?
Save a horse; ride a cowboy?
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Re: What did the Cowgirl say to her Cowboy lover?
« Reply #18 on: Nov 3rd, 2005, 3:19am » |
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Shouldn't have opened this thread again!
Now I'm buggered for the day humming:
Dum de Dum de dum...........
I love you, you love me
Yippeehihoooo, YippeeHi Hey
We are the world.. Yippehihoooo
and its too good to be true,
I'm making eyes at me too
YippeeHi Heee
Row, row, row your boat gently down the sea
and I love you and you love me
Dum de Dum de dum...........
we're a happy family
YYippeehihoooo, YippeeHi Hey
Stuffed! Please STFU!
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Re: What did the Cowgirl say to her Cowboy lover?
« Reply #19 on: Nov 3rd, 2005, 3:24am » |
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Happy tails to you,
untie my meat again 
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