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BlueMeanie
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Top 16 Country Songs
« on: Oct 27th, 2005, 10:29pm » |
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16. It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chewed your ass out all day long.
15. If I can't be number one in your life, then number two on you.
14. If the phone don't ring you'll know it's me.
13. How can I miss you if you won't go away.
12. I liked you better before I got to know you so well.
11. I still miss you baby, but my aim's gettin' better.
10. I wouldn't take her to a dog fight 'cause I'm afraid she'd win.
9. I'll marry you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight.
8. I'm so miserable without you, it's like you're still here.
7. If I had shot you when I first wanted to, I'd be out of prison by now.
6. My wife ran off with my best friend and I sure do miss him.
5. She got the ring and I got the finger.
4. You're the reason our kids are so ugly.
3. Her teeth were stained but her heart was pure.
2. She's looking better after every beer.
And the number one song is...........
1. I ain't never gone to bed with ugly women, but I've sure woke up with a few. 
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Re: Top 16 Country Songs
« Reply #1 on: Oct 27th, 2005, 10:35pm » |
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11. I still miss you baby, but my aim's gettin' better.
Hmmm. Reminds me of my first wife. Well, that and this one:
7. If I had shot you when I first wanted to, I'd be out of prison by now.
LMAO Thanks, Blue!
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Re: Top 16 Country Songs
« Reply #2 on: Oct 27th, 2005, 11:11pm » |
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You know what happens when you play country music backwards?
You get sober, get your truck back, your trailer back, your best bud back and your wife back.
You know what happens if you play blues music backwards?
You get happy!
You know what happens if you play Black Sabbath backwards?
Nothing. It sounds the same way forwards
You know what happens if you play Billy Ray Cyrus "Achey Breaky Heart" backwards?
You wind up sucking in your vomit instead of letting it out!
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Re: Top 16 Country Songs
« Reply #3 on: Oct 27th, 2005, 11:25pm » |
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Couldn't resist:
Mama left Daddy, can I still call her sister
If you're not a bitch, then the dog wants his bone back
Thanks BlueM
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Re: Top 16 Country Songs
« Reply #4 on: Oct 28th, 2005, 2:15am » |
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on Oct 27th, 2005, 11:11pm, Carl_D wrote:
You know what happens when you play country music backwards?
You get sober, get your truck back, your trailer back, your best bud back and your wife back.
You know what happens if you play blues music backwards?
You get happy!
You know what happens if you play Black Sabbath backwards?
Nothing. It sounds the same way forwards
You know what happens if you play Billy Ray Cyrus "Achey Breaky Heart" backwards?
You wind up sucking in your vomit instead of letting it out!
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Re: Top 16 Country Songs
« Reply #5 on: Oct 28th, 2005, 8:34am » |
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on Oct 27th, 2005, 10:35pm, Gator wrote:11. I still miss you baby, but my aim's gettin' better.
Hmmm. Reminds me of my first wife. Well, that and this one:
7. If I had shot you when I first wanted to, I'd be out of prison by now.
LMAO Thanks, Blue!
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Of course, had I gone through with this, I'd probably be singing "Used to Love Her" by Guns and Roses:
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I had to put her
Six feet under
And I can still hear her complain
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I knew I miss her
So I had to keep her
She's buried right in my back yard
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
She bitched so much
She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I had to put her
Six feet under
And I can still hear her complain
Chorus
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