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Jonny
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These are from an email from, jimi 
(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas.
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Re: Huh?.....
« Reply #1 on: Oct 27th, 2005, 6:32pm » |
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Ditto....
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Re: Huh?.....
« Reply #2 on: Oct 27th, 2005, 6:32pm » |
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Jonny
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Re: Huh?.....
« Reply #3 on: Oct 27th, 2005, 6:41pm » |
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I love this one....LOL
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
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Re: Huh?.....
« Reply #4 on: Oct 27th, 2005, 8:36pm » |
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Hilarious Jonny.
Thanks.
Charlie  If he ain't jerking off; what is this smiley doing? Beats me....bad choice of wording....
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Re: Huh?.....
« Reply #5 on: Oct 27th, 2005, 8:48pm » |
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on Oct 27th, 2005, 8:36pm, Charlie wrote:
If he ain't jerking off; what is this smiley doing? Beats me....bad choice of wording....
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Looks to me like he's whistling, Charlie. That looks like a musical note beside his mouth to me.
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Re: Huh?.....
« Reply #6 on: Oct 28th, 2005, 6:38am » |
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Re: Huh?.....
« Reply #7 on: Oct 28th, 2005, 6:46am » |
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My 2 cents today....
You know you’ve created God in YOUR own image when he hates all the same people you hate. - found on a “Church of Buffett” website
I’ve proven who I am so many times, the magnetic strip’s worn thin - Bruce Cockburn, Pacing the Cage
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Re: Huh?.....
« Reply #8 on: Oct 28th, 2005, 7:43am » |
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The things people say... 
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