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thebbz
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Sharks Hungry
« on: Oct 19th, 2005, 8:05pm » |
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This just in.
Shark attack by a great white off the central California coast.
She lived. Snagged her off the surf board like a top water lure.
Just when you thought it was safe.
And now back to the show. 
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Re: Sharks Hungry
« Reply #1 on: Oct 19th, 2005, 8:16pm » |
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THREE RESCUED FROM POLAR BEARS
Oslo, Norway -- Three unarmed Polish researchers stranded on a remote Arctic island were rescued by helicopters as polar bears were closing on them, officials said Wednesday. The hairsbreadth escape took place on an island in Norway's Svalbard archipelago, about 650 miles from the North Pole. "It was the worst imaginable situation. They were cold and wet, had no equipment or weapons, and were surrounded by hungry polar bears," said Peter Braaaten of the Svalbard governor's office. The men were rescued by helicopter Tuesday after 15 hours shipwrecked at the edge of a tiny bay between two glaciers, he said.
nightmare on Svalbard street.
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Re: Sharks Hungry
« Reply #2 on: Oct 19th, 2005, 8:19pm » |
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Its about time someone show the man where he actually is on the food chain. 
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THE DUBLIN TRIBUNE
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of Course," replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!" the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
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Re: Sharks Hungry
« Reply #4 on: Oct 19th, 2005, 9:35pm » |
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As the O'Malley boys continued quaffing, and old man walked over, and said "Your mother just gave me the best blow job of my life," then walked off. The twins went back to drinking.
A short while later, the old man stumped back over, and said "I just laid your mother. She squeeled with joy and humped like a hog," then walked off. The twins went back to drinking.
In a few minutes, the old man, in their faces, yelled "I bunged your mother, and have the bedsheets to prove it," walked 4 steps and passed out on the floor.
The O'Malley boys yelled to the bartender "Dad's passed out again. Can you get him a ride home?"
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