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Gettin Fired
« on: Oct 17th, 2005, 11:08am » |
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Don worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Don said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Don came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Don?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Don, you didn't!" she exclaimed. "Yes, I did." he replied. "My God, Don, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Don. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."
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Sean_C
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LMAO !! 
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........and after the divorce Don and the pickle slicer lived happily ever after farming cucumbers in Bolivia.
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Re: Gettin Fired
« Reply #3 on: Oct 17th, 2005, 2:09pm » |
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If all men are endowed by their creator, why was mine so short sighted?
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Re: Gettin Fired
« Reply #4 on: Oct 17th, 2005, 5:50pm » |
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Re: Gettin Fired
« Reply #5 on: Oct 17th, 2005, 7:25pm » |
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Charlie  Funny stuff
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There is nothing more satisfying than being shot at without result---Winston Churchill
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