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Jeepgun
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Priceless....
« on: Oct 13th, 2005, 6:28am » |
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Re: Priceless....
« Reply #1 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 6:37am » |
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I was educated on that phrase only a month ago by one of my teenage daughters 
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In my youth it was called: "a crack in the pie" 
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Re: Priceless....
« Reply #2 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 6:43am » |
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Moose knuckle 
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Re: Priceless....
« Reply #3 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 6:59am » |
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space. (burnt-toast)
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Re: Priceless....
« Reply #4 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 8:12am » |
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In my day it was called....
Dude!!!! Check it out!!!!!
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Re: Priceless....
« Reply #5 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 8:18am » |
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This is so funny and you’re right Frank, priceless…
Jas…crack in the pie…??? LMAO!!!
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Re: Priceless....
« Reply #6 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 8:21am » |
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http://ctoe.bolt.com/
dont ask me how i know of this site. I think someone from here...........but i wont name names........ he hates that. 
go to women's toe............. i LOVE the descriptions.. they crack me up.
and - the haikus are funny as hell
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Jeepgun
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Re: Priceless....
« Reply #7 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 8:34am » |
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LMAO, Woobs! The commentary is funny as hell... Great stuff!
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Re: Priceless....
« Reply #8 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 8:42am » |
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Woobie, That was.... AWESOME!!!! ROTFLMMFAO
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Re: Priceless....
« Reply #9 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 8:44am » |
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LMAO!!! Camel Toads!!!
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Re: Priceless....
« Reply #10 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 9:33am » |
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It's obvious that the "concerned and uninformed reader" has never listened to the Bob and Tom Show.....
Must be a regional expression, I've heard it for years.
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Re: Priceless....
« Reply #11 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 9:51am » |
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For my CH sisters - go to the man's toes section!
Here are some of my favorites:
Miami Beach Toe
Pirates of Stuffenpants
Biker rally Toe
Oh - sorry, shame on me!
Also, loved the Ask Leslie letter
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Re: Priceless....
« Reply #12 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 9:54am » |
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Sandy and Woobie .. LMAO!! Thanks girls!
Frank I saw the title of this thread and thought "Priceless huh?" Well whatever it is it WON'T be Jeeps!.. and I was right! Again!
What can I say though except you are cracked.. 
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Re: Priceless....
« Reply #13 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 10:22am » |
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LMAO!! The man-toes are... bleargh.... (scrubbing my eyes out with bleach)
LOL, Helen! You're just jealous of my Jeep. It's okay.... I won't tell anyone.
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Re: Priceless....
« Reply #14 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 11:03am » |
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[quote author=Sandy_C link=board=general;num=1129202891;start=0#11 date=10/13/05 at 09:51:12]For my CH sisters - go to the man's toes section!
Here are some of my favorites:
Miami Beach Toe
OMG that is just sick, if I was her I'd run!!
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Re: Priceless....
« Reply #15 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 11:06am » |
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Frank, Frank, Frank
   
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Re: Priceless....
« Reply #16 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 11:09am » |
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Be careful of Spanky the attack squirrel
http://www.nbc5i.com/news/4880302/detail.html
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If all men are endowed by their creator, why was mine so short sighted?
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Jeepgun
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Re: Priceless....
« Reply #17 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 11:16am » |
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The attack squirrel won't come up for me, so in the meantime, try this:
Neurotically Yours: http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html
The "Tech Support" ROCKS!!
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Re: Priceless....
« Reply #18 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 12:12pm » |
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Quote: "I might be able to tell if he is smoking, taking or licking them"
Wahahaha, i would say he's licking them
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Re: Priceless....
« Reply #19 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 2:19pm » |
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Scroll down just a little
http://www.bofunk.com/video/320/camel_toe.html
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Re: Priceless....
« Reply #20 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 2:30pm » |
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on Oct 13th, 2005, 2:19pm, Jonny wrote:
        
OMG LMMFAO
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maffumatt
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I use a camel toe at work. its also called a track stick. It moves a railcar without useing power, type of lever. I always grin when I ask for it.
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Re: Priceless....
« Reply #22 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 3:44pm » |
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on Oct 13th, 2005, 3:41pm, maffumatt wrote:| I use a camel toe at work. its also called a track stick. It moves a railcar without useing power, type of lever. I always grin when I ask for it. |
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You should try putting the track stick IN the camel toe...BWAAAAHA
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Dont think it would fit, and if it did I wouldn't brag about it...........
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Jeepgun
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Re: Priceless....
« Reply #24 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 4:25pm » |
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LMMFAO, Jonny!! That clip RULEZ!!!!!!!
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