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Length vs. Girth
« on: Oct 12th, 2005, 6:22pm » |
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This is a test.
And only a test.
Do not attempt to adjust your plumbing. Just checking out the male/female ratio of opening this post. 
Big Jimmers is watching 
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Re: Length vs. Girth
« Reply #1 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 6:23pm » |
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dang...
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You mean this thread isn't about fudgcicles?? DAMN! 
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Re: Length vs. Girth
« Reply #3 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 7:01pm » |
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I'll be honest Ya got me.
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Re: Length vs. Girth
« Reply #4 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 7:05pm » |
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50-50 as of right now.
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Re: Length vs. Girth
« Reply #5 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 8:17pm » |
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I wasn't here....
Tic tock tic tock tic tock
It's a figment of your imagination....
Tick tock tic tock tic tock
Back to your regular programming.
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Re: Length vs. Girth
« Reply #7 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 8:37pm » |
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on Oct 12th, 2005, 8:34pm, rextangle wrote:
Someone is playing in photoshop again....
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Re: Length vs. Girth
« Reply #8 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 8:51pm » |
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No I am not as big around as I am tall Pam
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Re: Length vs. Girth
« Reply #9 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 8:55pm » |
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I'll take Girth for $1000, Alex.
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Re: Length vs. Girth
« Reply #10 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 9:07pm » |
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I prefer mine bigger, longer and uncut...
Respect mah authoritah...
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Re: Length vs. Girth
« Reply #11 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 9:27pm » |
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Both matter when you are shopping for shoes Thats what this threads about right? 
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Re: Length vs. Girth
« Reply #12 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 12:45am » |
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For a potentially obscene, profane, indecent thread, this thing sure has skewed itself asunder.
The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat, but as Grandpappy Happy always used to say.....
If you can't reach bottom, beat hell out of the walls.
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Re: Length vs. Girth
« Reply #13 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 9:26am » |
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Hung like a steering wheel
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Re: Length vs. Girth
« Reply #14 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 9:32am » |
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Huh???? 
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Re: Length vs. Girth
« Reply #15 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 9:51am » |
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I dont count
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Re: Length vs. Girth
« Reply #16 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 9:55am » |
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I thought this was about height/weight charts. You know, if you're X feet tall you should weigh X pounds. No???
Silly me.
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Re: Length vs. Girth
« Reply #17 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 9:56am » |
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Building materials, right?? How to figure for your lumber?
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Re: Length vs. Girth
« Reply #18 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 10:01am » |
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on Oct 12th, 2005, 8:55pm, PittsburghJoe wrote:| I'll take Girth for $1000, Alex. |
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As usual PBJ has the best idea's
on Oct 13th, 2005, 9:26am, giffy76 wrote:| Hung like a steering wheel on a tonka toy.... |
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on Oct 13th, 2005, 9:51am, ghost62 wrote:| I dont count |
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Re: Length vs. Girth
« Reply #19 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 10:03am » |
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I want a big boat with a lot of motion
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Re: Length vs. Girth
« Reply #20 on: Oct 13th, 2005, 10:04am » |
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Oh silly me. Wrong thread. I should call my travel agent re boats.
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