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In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
« on: Oct 12th, 2005, 11:07am » |
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Mari has a little bobblehead kitty on the dash of her minivan. I stole the head and left a ransom note curled up inside the body: "If you ever want to see Fluffy's head again, pay me $50, or else I flush it down the crapper."
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
« Reply #1 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 11:11am » |
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WHAT.......no plastic jesus ?? (had to be there....sumthin to do with NY) Ya mitea got more for the body Pam 
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Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
« Reply #2 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 11:12am » |
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LMAO!
Youse in trubble now....
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Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
« Reply #3 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 11:12am » |
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Where is Helen when we need her...!
I'm surprised you're still alive bro... 
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Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
« Reply #4 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 11:12am » |
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poor wittle kitty...
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Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
« Reply #5 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 11:15am » |
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LMAO. You better run for cover, bobbin & weavin
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Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
« Reply #6 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 11:22am » |
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LMAO!! She hasn't noticed yet... 
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Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
« Reply #7 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 11:25am » |
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I would probably laugh my ass off if I were in her position. That's a pretty good joke!
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Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
« Reply #8 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 11:29am » |
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I do stuff like this every once in awhile... A couple of years ago, I lined up some big marshmallows in the driveway, spaced about three feet apart, and at the end, put a little pile of them. Then I took some of Julia's sidewalk chalk and wrote a big arrow to them, "Snowman Terds."
Later on, the sun had melted them to little white blobs, and Julia was squatted down a stick, poking at one of them and saying, "Ewwwwwwwww....." Mari was standing on the deck looking down and exclaiming, "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!!"
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Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
« Reply #9 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 11:32am » |
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My boyfriend doesn't have that type of sense of humor....and to me those things are hilarious. So, I guess I will live vicariously through you....LOL
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Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
« Reply #10 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 11:39am » |
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That is funny Frank!
Guess ya turned the dashboard item into kind of a "Fortune Kitty"
Seeya,
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Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
« Reply #11 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 12:04pm » |
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My sister was supposed to be looking after me while my mom was at work. I was home with a high fever. Instead, she was out front, yacking with her friends. I went into her room and beheaded all of her Barbies, then dumped all of the ice out of the ice-dispenser in the 'fridge, and put all of the heads in there. When she finally came in, I told her I was really thirsty, and asked for a glass of ice water. I heard, "Rrrrrr... Ka-klink! Ka-klink! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Man, she kicked my ass... LMAO!! It was SO worth it.
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Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
« Reply #12 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 12:18pm » |
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Were you the "problem" child?
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Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
« Reply #13 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 12:19pm » |
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Who, me??  Why, I... I... er... well, yeah.... LMAO
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Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
« Reply #14 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 1:19pm » |
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Memories, light the corners of my mind.
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Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
« Reply #15 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 1:34pm » |
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Mind? What mind? I was out of mine, and then I lost it, and I've found that living on this planet has been a bit easier ever since.
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Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
« Reply #16 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 1:35pm » |
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LMAO, Frank. Please keep us updated on Mari's reaction. And Langa is right....if when Helen finds out about this, your a$$ is grass
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Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
« Reply #17 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 2:27pm » |
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ROFL!! She came in and handed me the ransom note, fake boo-hooing, and then I pulled the head out of a cup on my desk and said, "PeekaBOO!!" She was laughing her ass off... LOL!
(She's going to poison my soup, later....) LOL
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Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
« Reply #18 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 2:33pm » |
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That is too funny!
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Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
« Reply #19 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 3:03pm » |
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Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
« Reply #20 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 3:04pm » |
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LMAO!! Mean ol' Charlie!!
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Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
« Reply #21 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 3:34pm » |
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I would have held out for the fifty bucks first.
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Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
« Reply #22 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 3:38pm » |
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lol>..yOU TWO DO HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!
I remember once, when my daughter was first dating. She had a "boy over"....and they watched TV in the Den. Somehow, Gil and I were goofing off, and I took took the sprayer off the kitchen faucet and blasted him in the face. He, in turned, grabbed a handfull of flour from the canister and chased me all around the house, leaving a trail behind us. We ended up out by the pool where Gil grabbed the hose, sprayed me, then threw the flour all over me, caking in the water.........
....don't know why her date left so early that night.come to think of it, we never saw him again........
what a stuffed shirt!
Anywhoo....after 33 yrs together, think it's these moments when I know...I picked good!
Loving and laughing,
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Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
« Reply #23 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 3:47pm » |
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Hee hee.... Good for you, Cathi!! Mari and I will be celebrating 14 years of marriage in November.  (A total of 16 years since we met)
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Re: In the dog (cat?) house... Again...
« Reply #24 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 4:46pm » |
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Frank you keep going, dig it nice and deep mate!
Just remember while you are away next week we can all ring Mari with a few suggestions on how to run a happy home
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