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Sandy_C
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Now these are great women!
« on: Oct 12th, 2005, 7:48am » |
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Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.
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The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-
Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
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I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
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If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.
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If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
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I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
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Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
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Lean on me when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
Till I'm gonna need
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Re: Now these are great women!
« Reply #1 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 8:39am » |
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Quote:My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
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Re: Now these are great women!
« Reply #2 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 8:44am » |
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Those are all so great!!! 
Thanks for sharing!! 
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Re: Now these are great women!
« Reply #3 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 8:59am » |
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Right on sister !  
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Re: Now these are great women!
« Reply #4 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 9:15am » |
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Quote:I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
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My Fave! 
These are great! Thanks Sandy!
April, your little bees are killin me... 
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Re: Now these are great women!
« Reply #5 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 9:42am » |
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on Oct 12th, 2005, 7:48am, Sandy_C wrote:
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
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I couldn't decide between these three as favorites.
Thanks, Sandy.girlz rule!
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Re: Now these are great women!
« Reply #6 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 9:53am » |
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Now I am trying to figure out why any man would want to combine marriage and a career, They are two different things. So that is why wimminz stress so much they think they have to combine the two. Henz it aint a recipe you dont have to mix it all together.
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Re: Now these are great women!
« Reply #7 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 10:58am » |
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on Oct 12th, 2005, 9:15am, Langa wrote:
April, your little bees are killin me...
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Thanks!! yer so sweet!!! Woobie hooked me up with a bunch of them!! It was so hard to chose, so I'll just change them around every once in a while!!
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Re: Now these are great women!
« Reply #8 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 11:17am » |
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Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-
My favorites. Thanks, Sandy, these are great!
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Langa
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Re: Now these are great women!
« Reply #9 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 11:20am » |
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on Oct 12th, 2005, 10:58am, aprilbee wrote:
Thanks!! yer so sweet!!! Woobie hooked me up with a bunch of them!! It was so hard to chose, so I'll just change them around every once in a while!! |
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I can't wait to see the next one...Funny the little things that sets us all apart
Langa
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Re: Now these are great women!
« Reply #10 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 12:41pm » |
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on Oct 12th, 2005, 7:48am, Sandy_C wrote:
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.
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My favourite.
These are great. Thanks, Sandy! 
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Sandy_C
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Re: Now these are great women!
« Reply #11 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 1:20pm » |
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on Oct 12th, 2005, 9:53am, ghost62 wrote:| Now I am trying to figure out why any man would want to combine marriage and a career, They are two different things. So that is why wimminz stress so much they think they have to combine the two. Henz it aint a recipe you dont have to mix it all together. |
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Goatee, dear. We Henz do have to combine marriage and a career, whereas you Rooster's only have to concern yourselves with going out in the morning to crow, and then come home and fertilize the egg. The Henz, not only have to sit on your fertilized egg, but they also go out in the morning, collect the seed/feed(bacon), to feed the little chicadees that your fertilization created.
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Lean on me when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
Till I'm gonna need
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Langa
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Re: Now these are great women!
« Reply #12 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 1:54pm » |
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on Oct 12th, 2005, 1:20pm, Sandy_C wrote:
Goatee, dear. We Henz do have to combine marriage and a career, whereas you Rooster's only have to concern yourselves with going out in the morning to crow, and then come home and fertilize the egg. The Henz, not only have to sit on your fertilized egg, but they also go out in the morning, collect the seed/feed(bacon), to feed the little chicadees that your fertilization created.
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Damn Sandy! That was good!
Beautifully stated Sis!
Langa
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Re: Now these are great women!
« Reply #13 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 1:57pm » |
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on Oct 12th, 2005, 1:20pm, Sandy_C wrote:
Goatee, dear. We Henz do have to combine marriage and a career, whereas you Rooster's only have to concern yourselves with going out in the morning to crow, and then come home and fertilize the egg. The Henz, not only have to sit on your fertilized egg, but they also go out in the morning, collect the seed/feed(bacon), to feed the little chicadees that your fertilization created.
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So what is your point?
You got your job and we got ours.
And then there is the rest of the day.
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Re: Now these are great women!
« Reply #14 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 4:33pm » |
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Breathe Goat!!BREATHE!!
(Girls can we please remember our duty??? You know this creature hasn't got the mental magic to multitask.. typing and breathing at the same time is pushing it and that was quite a long post from him you know!  )
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Re: Now these are great women!
« Reply #15 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 4:36pm » |
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Now i gotta clean my screen again thanks Hen
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Re: Now these are great women!
« Reply #16 on: Oct 12th, 2005, 4:40pm » |
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Haahahaha That is my absolute favourite!!! I do NOT iron...not ever. LOL If I marry a man with a normal 9-5 job that needs a suit and tie, he's gonna have to iron it himself.
hehe Thanks Sandy!
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