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Dating Etiquette
« on: Oct 10th, 2005, 3:04pm » |
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During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one "Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the rest room," she asked. "Just a minute, I have to go pee", he said. The teacher replied, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Don, how would you say it "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back." The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very mannerly to say the word 'bathroom' at the table. "And you Jonny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners." I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner. The teacher fainted
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Re: Dating Etiquette
« Reply #1 on: Oct 10th, 2005, 3:25pm » |
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My method is to rip a big gnarly fart and then tell her that I need to go wipe. 
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Re: Dating Etiquette
« Reply #2 on: Oct 10th, 2005, 4:08pm » |
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on Oct 10th, 2005, 3:25pm, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:| My method is to rip a big gnarly fart and then tell her that I need to go wipe. |
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And you expect her to be waiting for you when you get back right...? LMAO!!!
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Re: Dating Etiquette
« Reply #3 on: Oct 10th, 2005, 7:07pm » |
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 Aren't we a classy bunch!
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Re: Dating Etiquette
« Reply #4 on: Oct 10th, 2005, 7:37pm » |
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on Oct 10th, 2005, 3:04pm, ghost62 wrote:| "And you Jonny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners." |
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Why yes, my good man, I push my fist through your face and then ask whats for desert.
Pretty good, eh?
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Re: Dating Etiquette
« Reply #5 on: Oct 10th, 2005, 7:45pm » |
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on Oct 10th, 2005, 4:08pm, Langa wrote:| And you expect her to be waiting for you when you get back right...? |
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Of course not. A woman deserves more respect than that.
Don't unhook your bra. There is no time to chew the fat, there's only time to come and go.
Jonny's another story.
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Re: Dating Etiquette
« Reply #6 on: Oct 10th, 2005, 8:49pm » |
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I yell "piss break" then tell everyone to hold there thoughts and run off. Continueal pisser' Pam
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Re: Dating Etiquette
« Reply #7 on: Oct 11th, 2005, 3:05am » |
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I think you guys sat the pot miss with the word "Etiquette"
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