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What have I missed
« on: Oct 5th, 2005, 6:37am » |
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Been toooooooo busy lately with the business and huntin'. I'll try to catch up - my apologies for not makin' a little time to say hello.
Tom
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Re: What have I missed
« Reply #1 on: Oct 5th, 2005, 6:58am » |
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 So, did ya get anything yet?
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Re: What have I missed
« Reply #2 on: Oct 5th, 2005, 7:35am » |
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No meat in the freezer yet.
I've had 6 buck and 4 doe in bow range with two good shot opportunities - which is excellent given temps. have been reaching the 80's here and the woods are still really thick.
Early season mistakes have cost me.
Came to full draw on an aggressive eight point @ 15 yards. Tried to stop his movement with a quick burp but only scared the crap out of him. He actually fell down trying to get away - guess he thought a rival had somehow managed to get position on him. I was laughing so hard I couldn't have taken a shot even if he came back into range.
Had another really wide eight point sneaking along a ridge @ less than 10 yards. Was out of position for a shot and when I tried to get in position I knocked the arrow off the rest. He stopped but soon relaxed so I continued getting into position but knocked the arrow off the rest again (was attemting to get into a kneeling position on a tree stand). He wasn't buying it after the second tink, ran down-wind and spent the next 10 minutes snorting at me from a distance.
Need to iron out the kinks in the 6 weeks of bow season, right now I've just been educating deer.
Tom
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Re: What have I missed
« Reply #3 on: Oct 5th, 2005, 7:51am » |
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I went out the last 2 evenings just to sit and watch. I don't even bother taking the bow until the leaves are down.
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Re: What have I missed
« Reply #4 on: Oct 5th, 2005, 8:02am » |
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The Daring Adventures of Sir Chuckles
Once there was a country of Oslovia where King Svenn and Queen Bente...
wished to live in peace in their palacial manor...
But word from afar brought news of the evil Sir Chuckles on his way to Oslovia to rule it for himself. For he had heard of the nightlife in the land of the midnight sun and the lap dances in Lappland.
King Svenn sent for his finest guards to stand loyally at the palace doors...
The high court of Oslovia were convened and King Svenn led a brainstorming of ideas to defeat Sir Chuckles and write the ideas on the board.
After 48 minutes of silence, King Svenn thought it better to learn about his American foe by watching "King of the Hill" coming on in 5 minutes, they adjorned...
Upon conclusion of the half hour episode, King Svenn realized what he was up against and was veeerrrrry worried...
Meanwhile... Sir Chuckles was plotting with his bravest warriors dressed in battle uniforms and was asked of his plan of attack by his senior officer. Sir Chuckles was seen to be in this position for 20 minutes...
Sir Chuckles was to meet King Svenn at high noon on main street. There was two hours until his arrival...
King Svenn decided to get ready and went to see his all powerful advisor for help...
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Re: What have I missed
« Reply #5 on: Oct 5th, 2005, 8:03am » |
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cont'd... page 2
Sir Chuckles boat arrived in the harbor, floating in down lower left...
It seems Sir Chuckles was not on the boat and had fallen overboard into the cold Oslovian fiord where two boys spotted him clutching a styrofoam cooler. King Svenn enshrined the boys for their astute lookout and spotting of Sir Chuckles...
The civil guard patrol was called out to bring Sir Chuckles to justice...
and he was sentenced to a year of community service planting flowers...
and picking up garbage on Oslovia main streets, like below the walls of the old fort...
when Oslovia was beautiful and clean, there was no more use for Sir Chuckles. King Svenn turned his fate over to his advisor...
Who in turn "altered" Sir Chuckles...
And placed him in the old playhouse, to rave reviews, reviving the theater attendance in the downtown district once again in Oslovia...
King Svenn and Queen Bente lived happily ever after.
the end
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Re: What have I missed
« Reply #6 on: Oct 5th, 2005, 8:15am » |
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All movement I'm seeing is in the mornings. With the high temps. afternoons and evenings have been absolutely dead. With the thick vegitation deer have been right below me before I see them, even when I've heard them moving.
Early season scrape and rub lines are unbelieveably heavy this year and mature buck sighting are way up. Should make for some interesing buck activity later in the season.
Shoot clean.
Tom
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Re: What have I missed
« Reply #7 on: Oct 5th, 2005, 8:19am » |
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Darn it Kevin_M it appears that I've missed CamelotII. Must have been a great time.
That's what I get for going AWOL.
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Re: What have I missed
« Reply #8 on: Oct 5th, 2005, 11:16am » |
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Kevin ROTFLMAO.. that was bloody brilliant! Oh I'm still laughing - THANK YOU! 
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Re: What have I missed
« Reply #9 on: Oct 5th, 2005, 11:27am » |
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LMAO, Kevin! That was great!! 
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Re: What have I missed
« Reply #10 on: Oct 5th, 2005, 1:21pm » |
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OMG!!! I have to go change my panties!!! I just wet them!!! Kevin, you are a SICK bastard!!! I LOVE that!!! Svenn and I are just rolling on the floor here!!! That is BRILLIANT!!!
I am now afraid to post the pics I have now!!!
Chuck
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Re: What have I missed
« Reply #11 on: Oct 5th, 2005, 1:39pm » |
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on Oct 5th, 2005, 1:21pm, ClusterChuck wrote:OMG!!! I have to go change my panties!!! I just wet them!!! Kevin, you are a SICK bastard!!! I LOVE that!!! Svenn and I are just rolling on the floor here!!! That is BRILLIANT!!!
I am now afraid to post the pics I have now!!!
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ok let me get this straight Kevin is the sick Ba$#*^d
and its you and svenn rolling around on the floor with wet panties.
Ok I got it.  
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Re: What have I missed
« Reply #12 on: Oct 5th, 2005, 2:06pm » |
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Kevin, that was absolutely brilliant!
Thank you...
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Re: What have I missed
« Reply #13 on: Oct 5th, 2005, 2:19pm » |
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 This is going right into my "Kevin" archive. Come on, Sir Chuckles, post more pics.
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Re: What have I missed
« Reply #14 on: Oct 5th, 2005, 4:59pm » |
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Kevin, ROTFLMFAO
Chuck, more pics please
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Re: What have I missed
« Reply #15 on: Oct 5th, 2005, 6:23pm » |
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Kevin that was bloody funny, you'r one sick puppy but I luvs ya.
Encore encore
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Re: What have I missed
« Reply #16 on: Oct 5th, 2005, 7:43pm » |
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OMG that is totally hillarious Kevin...
I haven't read anything that good in a long time.
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Re: What have I missed
« Reply #17 on: Oct 5th, 2005, 11:14pm » |
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I laughed my ass off at that one.........tooo funny.......I love stuff like that !!!! A star is born Pam
Was the password the word 'shrubery' by any chance to get into the kingdom of Sveen, the lords that say neet neet !!!???
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Re: What have I missed
« Reply #18 on: Oct 6th, 2005, 2:03am » |
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on Oct 5th, 2005, 1:21pm, ClusterChuck wrote:OMG!!! I have to go change my panties!!! I just wet them!!! Kevin, you are a SICK bastard!!! I LOVE that!!! Svenn and I are just rolling on the floor here!!! That is BRILLIANT!!!
I am now afraid to post the pics I have now!!!
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And then... The moral of the story is...
Sir Chuckles got so tired and weary of King Svenn's lame architectural tours in Oslo that he decided to go to the one and only Oslo String Club in Norway:
http://www.string.no/
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