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Donna_D.
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Bored? Try these!!
« on: Sep 30th, 2005, 1:13pm » |
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In case you get bored this weekend...here is a list of things to do to annoy your friends and loved ones. 
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your
pen while talking to others.
5. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
6. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
7. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
8. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
9. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
10. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
11. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
12. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
13. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
14. Practice making fax and modem noises.
15. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
16. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
17. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
18. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
19. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
20. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
21. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
22. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
23. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
24. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
25. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
26. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
27. Set alarms for random times.
28. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
29. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
30. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
31. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
32. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
33. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
34. only type in lowercase.
35. dont use any punctuation either
36. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
37. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
38. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
39. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
40. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
41. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
42. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
43. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
44. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
45. Ask people what gender they are.
46. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
47. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
48. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
49. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
50. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
51. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
51. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
52. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."
53. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
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Re: Bored? Try these!!
« Reply #1 on: Sep 30th, 2005, 3:50pm » |
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Board? Nah! Just a little insane now. lol
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Re: Bored? Try these!!
« Reply #2 on: Sep 30th, 2005, 4:16pm » |
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some of those made me laugh out loud!!! 
THANKS, I needed that...it's been the month from HELL!!!
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on Sep 30th, 2005, 1:13pm, Donna_D. wrote:| 5. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. |
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I should do this with all of Eli's pieces. OMG what a pissed off little redhead he'd be!!
Quote:| 52. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles." |
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I think after all I've been through in the past week, I'm gonna do this the next time Jesse and I go to a family function, he would probably have a heart attack!  
Awesome stuff DD, I'm set for the next 5 days!!
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Re: Bored? Try these!!
« Reply #4 on: Sep 30th, 2005, 4:45pm » |
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on Sep 30th, 2005, 1:13pm, Donna_D. wrote:| 50. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. |
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Depending on where you live that could get you shot
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Re: Bored? Try these!!
« Reply #5 on: Sep 30th, 2005, 6:38pm » |
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17. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
I've actually done this one.....to my boss...heh heh heh.
She will never admit I know more than her.
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Re: Bored? Try these!!
« Reply #6 on: Sep 30th, 2005, 9:30pm » |
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Now that was funny!
I too laughed out loud.
Ta muchly !!!
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Re: Bored? Try these!!
« Reply #7 on: Sep 30th, 2005, 9:48pm » |
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54. Smear chocolate on your face while in a public restroom, run out the door and scream "WHERE'S THE SHIT PAPER!!?
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