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Where do Babies come from?
« on: Sep 29th, 2005, 8:27am » |
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A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?" The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?" The little boy admitted that she did. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Now, let your mother explain that to you."
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Re: Where do Babies come from?
« Reply #1 on: Sep 29th, 2005, 8:30am » |
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Re: Where do Babies come from?
« Reply #2 on: Sep 29th, 2005, 8:36am » |
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Re: Where do Babies come from?
« Reply #3 on: Sep 29th, 2005, 9:23am » |
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Good one!
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« Reply #4 on: Sep 29th, 2005, 2:14pm » |
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Re: Where do Babies come from?
« Reply #5 on: Sep 29th, 2005, 2:37pm » |
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LMAO I read that one before! Very very funny!
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« Reply #6 on: Sep 29th, 2005, 3:05pm » |
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LOL!
My niece was I think 6 years old and asked me where babies come from. I muttered "broken condoms" and she said "Huh?" I said "Nevermind, ask your mommy."
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Re: Where do Babies come from?
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Re: Where do Babies come from?
« Reply #9 on: Sep 30th, 2005, 10:01am » |
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Re: Where do Babies come from?
« Reply #10 on: Sep 30th, 2005, 12:05pm » |
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on Sep 29th, 2005, 3:05pm, Carl_D wrote:LOL!
My niece was I think 6 years old and asked me where babies come from. I muttered "broken condoms" and she said "Huh?" I said "Nevermind, ask your mommy."
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LMAO that is BAD! haha
I think a couple of our neonate parents still don't 'get' where babies come from.
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Re: Where do Babies come from?
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Re: Where do Babies come from?
« Reply #12 on: Sep 30th, 2005, 1:30pm » |
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on Sep 30th, 2005, 12:56pm, Jimmy B. wrote:
hahaha LMAO Jimmy!!
So this morning at some oddball hour when I was starting to become dysfunctional, we were talking about how some very vivacious babies want to just eat our preemies. Your gif just reminded me of that conversation. Damn....work is funny sometimes.
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Re: Where do Babies come from?
« Reply #13 on: Sep 30th, 2005, 1:36pm » |
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on Sep 30th, 2005, 1:30pm, Lizzie2 wrote:
hahaha LMAO Jimmy!!
So this morning at some oddball hour when I was starting to become dysfunctional, we were talking about how some very vivacious babies want to just eat our preemies. Your gif just reminded me of that conversation. Damn....work is funny sometimes. |
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