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thomas
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What is wrong with the world today?
« on: Sep 28th, 2005, 10:23am » |
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APPLETON(AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Appleton,
Wis. courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over
who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by
his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in
keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family
unity be maintained to the degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child
welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Green Bay
Packers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
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Re: What is wrong with the world today?
« Reply #1 on: Sep 28th, 2005, 10:54am » |
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OMG I didnt see that one coming 
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Re: What is wrong with the world today?
« Reply #2 on: Sep 28th, 2005, 10:57am » |
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ROTFLMAO.. Thomas that was brilliant! (I don't actually know the GBP's from a hole in the wall but I got the drift!!)
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Re: What is wrong with the world today?
« Reply #3 on: Sep 28th, 2005, 10:59am » |
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Da Bears!!!
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Re: What is wrong with the world today?
« Reply #4 on: Sep 28th, 2005, 12:05pm » |
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My  first I felt    .
your right whats wrong with the world. then I read further and thought    Thomas ya got me. Then I thought Thomas    .......just glad it was a joke love ya bro and love to Gena and the kids.
Gena can you kick his  and then give him a  for me.thanks hope to see you all at convention.
PS Thomas hows your mom doing.Did she get much effect from Rita.let me know ok thanks
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Re: What is wrong with the world today?
« Reply #5 on: Sep 28th, 2005, 1:41pm » |
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OMG, I fell for it.....the poor Pack 
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Re: What is wrong with the world today?
« Reply #6 on: Sep 28th, 2005, 2:02pm » |
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The Bills would be a safe bet too.
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Re: What is wrong with the world today?
« Reply #7 on: Sep 28th, 2005, 9:01pm » |
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LMMFAO now thats funny!!!! Thanks Thomas!!!!
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Re: What is wrong with the world today?
« Reply #8 on: Sep 29th, 2005, 7:04am » |
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I'm gonna kick your ass Thomas! Ya got me on that one. Thanks for the laugh
Seeya,
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Re: What is wrong with the world today?
« Reply #9 on: Sep 29th, 2005, 9:05am » |
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I got the same e-mail, only it was the OU Sooners who got custody. 
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Re: What is wrong with the world today?
« Reply #10 on: Sep 29th, 2005, 12:00pm » |
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Man, joking about an abused kid isnt funny.
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Re: What is wrong with the world today?
« Reply #11 on: Sep 29th, 2005, 12:46pm » |
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on Sep 29th, 2005, 12:00pm, BMoneeTheMoneeMan wrote:Man, joking about an abused kid isnt funny.
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Re: What is wrong with the world today?
« Reply #12 on: Sep 29th, 2005, 1:37pm » |
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It will get better. They started out crappy last year and then ended up in the playoffs. So there is hope! I still have a dream. Besides that, that was a very good joke. I saw Appleton and thought what the I don't think Ive laughed so hard in a long time.
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Re: What is wrong with the world today?
« Reply #13 on: Sep 29th, 2005, 3:24pm » |
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ROTFLMAOPMPIT!!!!!!
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