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Presidential History
« on: Sep 27th, 2005, 1:43pm » |
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Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
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Re: Presidential History
« Reply #1 on: Sep 27th, 2005, 2:24pm » |
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on Sep 27th, 2005, 1:43pm, mynm156 wrote:Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with in Marilyn Monroe.
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Re: Presidential History
« Reply #2 on: Sep 27th, 2005, 5:15pm » |
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Kennedy aimed higher anyway. 
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Re: Presidential History
« Reply #3 on: Sep 27th, 2005, 5:22pm » |
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Bush 43 killed them both, no, really!.....ask some folks here and they will tell you
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That one is as old as my great grandaddys buckskin rubber.
BTW - I believe the conspiracy theory that Marilyn Monroe was murdered to cover up her affair with JFK. She had threatened to go public with the news and was silenced.
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Re: Presidential History
« Reply #5 on: Sep 27th, 2005, 10:06pm » |
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Thats right Jonny. Bush jr had both of them killed, and he used his power to conjure up this conspiracy about it. After Bush jr ordered the hit, darth vader dick cheney was at the helm of driving the conspiracy all these years.
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Re: Presidential History
« Reply #6 on: Sep 27th, 2005, 10:08pm » |
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Um, I think Jonny was referring to someone other than Dubya. I think he mean a bush on the grassy knoll.
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Re: Presidential History
« Reply #7 on: Sep 28th, 2005, 12:28pm » |
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DUH! It was Col. Mustard in the study with the candle stick!
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Re: Presidential History
« Reply #8 on: Sep 28th, 2005, 12:33pm » |
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on Sep 28th, 2005, 12:28pm, mynm156 wrote:| DUH! It was Col. Mustard in the study with the candle stick! |
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Thats not true, the candle stick was busy in Dons ass at the time of the murder.....LMMFAO
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Re: Presidential History
« Reply #9 on: Sep 28th, 2005, 1:33pm » |
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Poor candlestick... 
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