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Scientific CH Poll
« on: Sep 27th, 2005, 8:52am » |
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This matter of compiling accurate information from all CHeads is important. Once correllated it could well point to a comman cause, or at least a common denominator. As such I'm perfectly willing to devote my time, effort and energy towards this end. (Note PayPal button.)
For me myself I personally, my sypmtoms are absolutely typical - male, rugged appearance with chiselled jaw-line, work outdoors, high-risk hobbies and stunningly good looking.
Please answer the following questions honestly and accurately. Of course, those a little shy about posting should PM me instead. I promise to respect that confidentiality and will rarely display your intimate details publicly throughout the forum.
Q1. Do you feel that CH has changed your life in any way, or are you just a big girl's blouse who cries at the first opportunity hoping for sympathy?
Q2. Were you born on any day ending with the letter Y? (As in Monday, Thursday)
Q3. Do you have an atrological sign or does your nincompoop religion forbid such things?
Q4. Do you wear underpants? (If yes, are you sure they're the correct size and not too small?)
Q5. Which politician do you hold mostly responsible for CH, and why?
Q6. Do you still beat your wife? (Answer yes or no.)
Q7. During which months of the year do you feel CH least affects your sex life? (Attach seperate sheet if necessary, with photographs.)
Q8. Of all the little furry animals that inhabit our world, which would you choose to share your king-size bed and satin sheets during periods of remission?
Q9. Do you own, or have regular access to, a computer? Are you computer literate?
Q10. Are you a muslim male aged 17 to 40? If yes, how long do you expect these headaches to last?
Q11. When did you first realise that frozen peas are your friends?
Q12. Given that women believe child-birth to be the most painful condition known to medical science, how do you personally explain CH to a lady doctor when all you want is a prescription?
Q13. Should Proffessor G be paid more, knighted, or beatified? Ditto DJ.
Q14. How great an increase in severity/frequency have you suffered since certain people failed in their promise to capture Osama?
Q15. Do you blame Osama for this, or 'certain people'?
Q16. Of all the paranoias you suffer, which do you feel follows you more often and taps your phone - Jonny or polls?
Q17. Given the choice of keeping your CH, or giving it to some-one else and enjoying life PF, to whom would you give it?
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Re: Scientific CH Poll
« Reply #1 on: Sep 27th, 2005, 9:07am » |
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LMAO, Brian.
Q1. Do you feel that CH has changed your life in any way, or are you just a big girl's blouse who cries at the first opportunity hoping for sympathy?
Big girl's blouse
Q2. Were you born on any day ending with the letter Y? (As in Monday, Thursday)
Sunday
Q3. Do you have an atrological sign or does your nincompoop religion forbid such things?
Leo
Q4. Do you wear underpants? (If yes, are you sure they're the correct size and not too small?)
Everything I wear is too small 
Q5. Which politician do you hold mostly responsible for CH, and why?
Karl Rove
Q6. Do you still beat your wife? (Answer yes or no.)
um, no
Q7. During which months of the year do you feel CH least affects your sex life? (Attach seperate sheet if necessary, with photographs.)
The photos will cost you. PM me
Q8. Of all the little furry animals that inhabit our world, which would you choose to share your king-size bed and satin sheets during periods of remission?
my kids
Q9. Do you own, or have regular access to, a computer? Are you computer literate?
no
Q10. Are you a muslim male aged 17 to 40? If yes, how long do you expect these headaches to last?
N/A
Q11. When did you first realise that frozen peas are your friends?
I prefer corn
Q12. Given that women believe child-birth to be the most painful condition known to medical science, how do you personally explain CH to a lady doctor when all you want is a prescription?
By saying...it's hurts worse than giving birth! She'll believe me.
Q13. Should Proffessor G be paid more, knighted, or beatified? Ditto DJ.
All of the above. Both of them.
Q14. How great an increase in severity/frequency have you suffered since certain people failed in their promise to capture Osama?
Much worse.
Q15. Do you blame Osama for this, or 'certain people'?
It's the aliens, Brian....the aliens.
Q16. Of all the paranoias you suffer, which do you feel follows you more often and taps your phone - Jonny or polls?
The aliens.
Q17. Given the choice of keeping your CH, or giving it to some-one else and enjoying life PF, to whom would you give it?
Rush Limbaugh. He's a drugged out whiny wimp.
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Re: Scientific CH Poll
« Reply #2 on: Sep 27th, 2005, 9:08am » |
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Q1. Do you feel that CH has changed your life in any way, or are you just a big girl's blouse who cries at the first opportunity hoping for sympathy? I'm an O2 junkie but don't tell anyone
Q2. Were you born on any day ending with the letter Y? (As in Monday, Thursday) No
Q3. Do you have an astrological sign or does your nincompoop religion forbid such things? Faeces
Q4. Do you wear underpants? (If yes, are you sure they're the correct size and not too small?) Bloomers
Q5. Which politician do you hold mostly responsible for CH, and why? Tony Blair cos he is bloody ugly
Q6. Do you still beat your wife? (Answer yes or no.) Nope I beat her husband
Q7. During which months of the year do you feel CH least affects your sex life? (Attach seperate sheet if necessary, with photographs.) All of em!
Q8. Of all the little furry animals that inhabit our world, which would you choose to share your king-size bed and satin sheets during periods of remission? David
Q9. Do you own, or have regular access to, a computer? Are you computer literate? No, No, NO
Q10. Are you a muslim male aged 17 to 40? If yes, how long do you expect these headaches to last? N/A
Q11. When did you first realise that frozen peas are your friends? When they sang "You've got a friend"to me
Q12. Given that women believe child-birth to be the most painful condition known to medical science, how do you personally explain CH to a lady doctor when all you want is a prescription? Can I have a prescription please?! DUH!!!
Q13. Should Proffessor G be paid more, knighted, or beatified? Ditto DJ. ALL of them for both!
Q14. How great an increase in severity/frequency have you suffered since certain people failed in their promise to capture Osama? 100% (didn't have ch before!)
Q15. Do you blame Osama for this, or 'certain people'? Osama is as good a name for the beast as any...
Q16. Of all the paranoias you suffer, which do you feel follows you more often and taps your phone - Jonny or polls? 
Q17. Given the choice of keeping your CH, or giving it to some-one else and enjoying life PF, to whom would you give it? No doubt about it.. ALI!!!
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Re: Scientific CH Poll
« Reply #3 on: Sep 27th, 2005, 9:09am » |
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on Sep 27th, 2005, 8:52am, AussieBrian wrote:This matter of compiling accurate information from all CHeads is important. Once correllated it could well point to a comman cause, or at least a common denominator. As such I'm perfectly willing to devote my time, effort and energy towards this end. (Note PayPal button.)
For me myself I personally, my sypmtoms are absolutely typical - male, rugged appearance with chiselled jaw-line, work outdoors, high-risk hobbies and stunningly good looking.
Please answer the following questions honestly and accurately. Of course, those a little shy about posting should PM me instead. I promise to respect that confidentiality and will rarely display your intimate details publicly throughout the forum.
Q1. Do you feel that CH has changed your life in any way, or are you just a big girl's blouse who cries at the first opportunity hoping for sympathy?
yes
Q2. Were you born on any day ending with the letter Y? (As in Monday, Thursday)
no
Q3. Do you have an atrological sign or does your nincompoop religion forbid such things?
yes
Q4. Do you wear underpants? (If yes, are you sure they're the correct size and not too small?)
yes
Q5. Which politician do you hold mostly responsible for CH, and why?
Nixon,
I was 15 when he was impeached, and it made my head explode.
Q6. Do you still beat your wife? (Answer yes or no.)
never did, never will
Q7. During which months of the year do you feel CH least affects your sex life? (Attach seperate sheet if necessary, with photographs.)
huh?
Q8. Of all the little furry animals that inhabit our world, which would you choose to share your king-size bed and satin sheets during periods of remission?
I prefer the ones without fur, thankyouverymuch
Q9. Do you own, or have regular access to, a computer? Are you computer literate?
say what?
Q10. Are you a muslim male aged 17 to 40? If yes, how long do you expect these headaches to last?
no, to both
Q11. When did you first realise that frozen peas are your friends?
NEVER!!!
Q12. Given that women believe child-birth to be the most painful condition known to medical science, how do you personally explain CH to a lady doctor when all you want is a prescription?
on my knees, begging... 
Q13. Should Proffessor G be paid more, knighted, or beatified? Ditto DJ.
hooze perfesser Gee?
Q14. How great an increase in severity/frequency have you suffered since certain people failed in their promise to capture Osama?
I blame him for the gas prices, but not my 'daCHes.
Q15. Do you blame Osama for this, or 'certain people'?
my ex
Q16. Of all the paranoias you suffer, which do you feel follows you more often and taps your phone - Jonny or polls?
ABC... they want all my reality TV ideas....
Q17. Given the choice of keeping your CH, or giving it to some-one else and enjoying life PF, to whom would you give it?
I'm keeping it to myself.
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Re: Scientific CH Poll
« Reply #4 on: Sep 27th, 2005, 9:11am » |
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on Sep 27th, 2005, 8:52am, AussieBrian wrote:This matter of compiling accurate information from all CHeads is important. Once correllated it could well point to a comman cause, or at least a common denominator. As such I'm perfectly willing to devote my time, effort and energy towards this end. (Note PayPal button.)
For me myself I personally, my sypmtoms are absolutely typical - male, rugged appearance with chiselled jaw-line, work outdoors, high-risk hobbies and stunningly good looking.
Please answer the following questions honestly and accurately. Of course, those a little shy about posting should PM me instead. I promise to respect that confidentiality and will rarely display your intimate details publicly throughout the forum.
Q1. Do you feel that CH has changed your life in any way, or are you just a big girl's blouse who cries at the first opportunity hoping for sympathy?
Give me the Blouse and the big girl. 
Q2. Were you born on any day ending with the letter Y? (As in Monday, Thursday)
no
Q3. Do you have an atrological sign or does your nincompoop religion forbid such things?
yes
Q4. Do you wear underpants? (If yes, are you sure they're the correct size and not too small?)
yes, yes
Q5. Which politician do you hold mostly responsible for CH, and why?
clinton cause haed aint bad, he lied mine is!
Q6. Do you still beat your wife? (Answer yes or no.)
ok
Q7. During which months of the year do you feel CH least affects your sex life? (Attach seperate sheet if necessary, with photographs.)
any time i get sex is good but will work through an attack if necessary.
Q8. Of all the little furry animals that inhabit our world, which would you choose to share your king-size bed and satin sheets during periods of remission?
Are you my Daaaaaadyyyyyy
Q9. Do you own, or have regular access to, a computer? Are you computer literate?
no
Q10. Are you a muslim male aged 17 to 40? If yes, how long do you expect these headaches to last?
I cant say alaha forbids it. till I blow up
Q11. When did you first realise that frozen peas are your friends?
when i found out wearing them is as much fun as eating them with chop sticks
Q12. Given that women believe child-birth to be the most painful condition known to medical science, how do you personally explain CH to a lady doctor when all you want is a prescription?
heat up a dull screwdriver with my lighter and attempt to stab her through the eye.
Q13. Should Proffessor G be paid more, knighted, or beatified? Ditto DJ.
yes
Q14. How great an increase in severity/frequency have you suffered since certain people failed in their promise to capture Osama?
almost at cronic stage . was never before or even close.
Q15. Do you blame Osama for this, or 'certain people'?
Osama
Q16. Of all the paranoias you suffer, which do you feel follows you more often and taps your phone - Jonny or polls?
Don
Q17. Given the choice of keeping your CH, or giving it to some-one else and enjoying life PF, to whom would you give it?
All bill collectors no wait that would put them in even a more fowl mood no ill just give to fater in law
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Re: Scientific CH Poll
« Reply #5 on: Sep 27th, 2005, 9:13am » |
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1. Changed for the better--found this motley crew
2. Thursday
3. Libra
4. 
5. Dubyah...get hit when people say "nucular"
6. N/A
7. What is a sex life? 
8. Harrison Ford
9. yes-yes
10. no
11. 1983
12. been there/done that
13. Knighted
14. no change
15. everything BUT this
16. polls
17. wouldn't do this, even to Dubyah
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Re: Scientific CH Poll
« Reply #6 on: Sep 27th, 2005, 9:14am » |
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Q1. Do you feel that CH has changed your life in any way, or are you just a big girl's blouse who cries at the first opportunity hoping for sympathy? Absolutely it has changed my life! And tears do work!
Q2. Were you born on any day ending with the letter Y? (As in Monday, Thursday)
OMG! How did you know that?!
Q3. Do you have an atrological sign or does your nincompoop religion forbid such things? My religion forbids it…
Q4. Do you wear underpants? (If yes, are you sure they're the correct size and not too small?) I do not wear underpants.
Q5. Which politician do you hold mostly responsible for CH, and why? Bill Clinton. I can’t believe he said that the most fulfilling form of sex, oral sex, isn’t actually sex. I’ll never be the same again.
Q6. Do you still beat your wife? (Answer yes or no.)
N/A
Q7. During which months of the year do you feel CH least affects your sex life? (Attach seperate sheet if necessary, with photographs.)
The winter, which works for me as I love to uh, ya know by the fireplace…Was too busy by the fireplace to take pics. Sorry.
Q8. Of all the little furry animals that inhabit our world, which would you choose to share your king-size bed and satin sheets during periods of remission? You’re sick.
Q9. Do you own, or have regular access to, a computer? Are you computer literate? Own.
Q10. Are you a muslim male aged 17 to 40? If yes, how long do you expect these headaches to last? No.
Q11. When did you first realise that frozen peas are your friends? At age 12.
Q12. Given that women believe child-birth to be the most painful condition known to medical science, how do you personally explain CH to a lady doctor when all you want is a prescription? Tell her it’s like a c-section without anesthesia.
Q13. Should Proffessor G be paid more, knighted, or beatified? Ditto DJ. Duh.
Q14. How great an increase in severity/frequency have you suffered since certain people failed in their promise to capture Osama? I have shadowed more.
Q15. Do you blame Osama for this, or 'certain people'? I blame Osama
Q16. Of all the paranoias you suffer, which do you feel follows you more often and taps your phone - Jonny or polls? Jonny…but he’s a nice paranoia to have…
Q17. Given the choice of keeping your CH, or giving it to some-one else and enjoying life PF, to whom would you give it? Osama
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Re: Scientific CH Poll
« Reply #7 on: Sep 27th, 2005, 9:22am » |
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Q1. Do you feel that CH has changed your life in any way, or are you just a big girl's blouse who cries at the first opportunity hoping for sympathy? Yes
Q2. Were you born on any day ending with the letter Y? (As in Monday, Thursday) No. I was born on a Fri.
Q3. Do you have an atrological sign or does your nincompoop religion forbid such things? Frizbeetology allows more than you may imagine.
Q4. Do you wear underpants? (If yes, are you sure they're the correct size and not too small?) Next question, please.
Q5. Which politician do you hold mostly responsible for CH, and why? Kennedy(s)
Q6. Do you still beat your wife? (Answer yes or no.) No. But, her new husband does.
Q7. During which months of the year do you feel CH least affects your sex life? (Attach seperate sheet if necessary, with photographs.) All months between July and June
Q8. Of all the little furry animals that inhabit our world, which would you choose to share your king-size bed and satin sheets during periods of remission? I don't have satin sheets.
Q9. Do you own, or have regular access to, a computer? This is a trick question, right? Are you computer literate? What do you consider literate?
Q10. Are you a muslim male aged 17 to 40? No, I'm 58 If yes, how long do you expect these headaches to last?
Q11. When did you first realise that frozen peas are your friends? 1952. But, personally, I prefer corn
Q12. Given that women believe child-birth to be the most painful condition known to medical science, how do you personally explain CH to a lady doctor when all you want is a prescription? Drugs are plentiful in my hood. Don't need no stinkin' prescription.
Q13. Should Proffessor G be paid more, knighted, or beatified? Got another choice? Ditto DJ. OK
Q14. How great an increase in severity/frequency have you suffered since certain people failed in their promise to capture Osama? Osama? Is he still around?
Q15. Do you blame Osama for this, or 'certain people'? Certain people
Q16. Of all the paranoias you suffer, which do you feel follows you more often and taps your phone - Jonny or polls? Who's Jonny?
Q17. Given the choice of keeping your CH, or giving it to some-one else and enjoying life PF, to whom would you give it? My ex-wife, Hell, she got everything else!
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Re: Scientific CH Poll
« Reply #8 on: Sep 27th, 2005, 9:40am » |
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Q1. Do you feel that CH has changed your life in any way, or are you just a big girl's blouse who cries at the first opportunity hoping for sympathy?
Actually, CH has changed my life for the better. I take a better care of myself these days, which is solely a positive thing.
Q2. Were you born on any day ending with the letter Y? (As in Monday, Thursday)
Yes. I was born on a Monday.
Q3. Do you have an atrological sign or does your nincompoop religion forbid such things?
I'm Aries.
Q4. Do you wear underpants? (If yes, are you sure they're the correct size and not too small?)
Yes, I do and they're the correct size.
Q5. Which politician do you hold mostly responsible for CH, and why?
Let's blame them all, shall we?
Q6. Do you still beat your wife? (Answer yes or no.)
I don't have a wife, so no.
Q7. During which months of the year do you feel CH least affects your sex life? (Attach seperate sheet if necessary, with photographs.)
Q8. Of all the little furry animals that inhabit our world, which would you choose to share your king-size bed and satin sheets during periods of remission?
A cat or a quinea pig.
Q9. Do you own, or have regular access to, a computer? Are you computer literate?
Yes to both.
Q10. Are you a muslim male aged 17 to 40? If yes, how long do you expect these headaches to last?
I'm neither.
Q11. When did you first realise that frozen peas are your friends?
Actually, they're not my friends yet.
Q12. Given that women believe child-birth to be the most painful condition known to medical science, how do you personally explain CH to a lady doctor when all you want is a prescription?
Like a woman to woman, no problems.
Q13. Should Proffessor G be paid more, knighted, or beatified? Ditto DJ.
All of them to both.
Q14. How great an increase in severity/frequency have you suffered since certain people failed in their promise to capture Osama?
In great deal.
Q15. Do you blame Osama for this, or 'certain people'?
Bit of both. I don't believe in blaming, though.
Q16. Of all the paranoias you suffer, which do you feel follows you more often and taps your phone - Jonny or polls?
Neither.
Q17. Given the choice of keeping your CH, or giving it to some-one else and enjoying life PF, to whom would you give it?
I'm PF right now, so I'm enjoying life to the fullest. I don't wish CH to anyone, but frankly, everyone who underestimates CH should have it for a day.
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Re: Scientific CH Poll
« Reply #9 on: Sep 27th, 2005, 10:26am » |
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Q1. Do you feel that CH has changed your life in any way, or are you just a big girl's blouse who cries at the first opportunity hoping for sympathy?
Yes, it opened my eyes to the wonderful world of extreme pain.
Q2. Were you born on any day ending with the letter Y? Yes, yes I was.
Q3. Do you have an atrological sign or does your nincompoop religion forbid such things? Aries.
Q4. Do you wear underpants? Only when I have to.
Q5. Which politician do you hold mostly responsible for CH, and why? Augustus Ceasar. Just because.
Q6. Do you still beat your wife? Yes.
Q7. During which months of the year do you feel CH least affects your sex life? March- June.
Q8. Of all the little furry animals that inhabit our world, which would you choose to share your king-size bed and satin sheets during periods of remission? Woman.
Q9. Do you own, or have regular access to, a computer? Are you computer literate? yes, no.
Q10. Are you a muslim male aged 17 to 40? If yes, how long do you expect these headaches to last? No.
Q11. When did you first realise that frozen peas are your friends? Very early on.
Q12. Given that women believe child-birth to be the most painful condition known to medical science, how do you personally explain CH to a lady doctor when all you want is a prescription? Try giving birth to a full grown NFL player through your eyeball.
Q13. Should Proffessor G be paid more, knighted, or beatified? Knighted and paid more.
Q14. How great an increase in severity/frequency have you suffered since certain people failed in their promise to capture Osama? None.
Q15. Do you blame Osama for this, or 'certain people'?
No.
Q16. Of all the paranoias you suffer, which do you feel follows you more often and taps your phone - Jonny or polls? The fact that the gov't wants to take all of my rights away.
Q17. Given the choice of keeping your CH, or giving it to some-one else and enjoying life PF, to whom would you give it? I'd give it to the Dahli - Lama. In order to be truly enlightened, one must know true pain and despair.
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