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TomM
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Mrs. Holloman???
« on: Sep 26th, 2005, 3:26pm » |
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Since we graduted to 10th grade, I was wondering what happened to Mrs. Holloman.
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Carl_D
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And Mrs Twitch
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Don't Ya'll remember Mizz Holloman retired!
Don't ya'll remember when she recieved the letter from the School superintendent? Here is the letter she got. I think she is now a striper in a old fokes home 
To: All Teachers
Date: July 30, 2002
Subject: Retirement of Aged People Early
As a result of automation, as well as a declining workload, all departments must, of necessity, take steps to reduce the work force. A "Reduction in Force" plan has been developed which appears to be the most equitable method under the circumstances.
Under the "Reduction in Force" plan, older employees will be placed on early retirement, thus permitting the retention of employees who represent the future of the department.
Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel by the end of the current fiscal year, via early retirement will be placed into effect immediately. This program shall be known as R.A.P.E., (Retire Aged People Early).
All employees who are RAPED will be given the opportunity of seeking lesser positions within the department, provided that while they are being RAPED they request a review of their employment status before actual retirement takes place. This phase of the operation is called S.C.R.E.W., (Survey of Capabilities of Retired Early Workers).
As a further step in the program, all employees who have been RAPED and SCREWED may also apply for a final employment review. This review is to be referred to as S.H.A.F.T., (Study by Higher Authority Following Termination).
Corporate policy dictates that employees may be RAPED once and SCREWED twice but may receive the SHAFT as many times as the department deems necessary and appropriate.
To clarify this a little further, an Aged Employee is one who has four or more years of service with the company.
Signed: The Superintendent
cc: Teachers
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Carl_D
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LMMFAO!!! 
That is as beautiful as SHIT! (Special High Intensity Training).
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Ms_Twitch
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Re: Mrs. Holloman???
« Reply #4 on: Sep 27th, 2005, 9:30am » |
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as for me, I'm in self-exiled bliss here on the island. 
Sunning myself while my cabana boys bring me fruit and chocolate.
After putting up with you hooligans all these years, I decided I deserved to spoil myself a little.
Mrs. Holloman joins me at the holidays and we throw naked pool parties entertain the locals.
Life is good.  
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ExplodingEyeBall
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Re: Mrs. Holloman???
« Reply #5 on: Sep 27th, 2005, 9:33am » |
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Hey guys!!!
I figured out where that island is.
I borrowed my buddies boat and I've got 3 kegs of beer on it already.
I'll be going out there tonight. Anyone want to join me???
I'm sure the teachers will be happy to see us.
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Just poke out my eye and get it over with!!!
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Ms_Twitch
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Re: Mrs. Holloman???
« Reply #6 on: Sep 27th, 2005, 9:42am » |
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Oh, yes, Eye - please DO come visit.
Don't worry about the moat around my house. I promise I'll feed the sharks before you get here. Honest, I will.
Oh and if you hear a rhythmic drum beat and notice some funny smelling smoke in the air? Pay no attention. Those shrunken heads on the poles aren't real, I promise.
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Re: Mrs. Holloman???
« Reply #7 on: Sep 27th, 2005, 10:25am » |
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I already poured a bunch of 151 rum in the moat. The sharks are happy.
As far as the drums. I've got that covered too. I'm bringing my guitar and amplifier.
Shrunken heads??? Sometimes, I wish I could get mine shrink a little.....
Seeya tonight. Make sure you wear that chocolate suit you had on in the yearbook picture.
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Re: Mrs. Holloman???
« Reply #8 on: Sep 27th, 2005, 11:04am » |
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on Sep 27th, 2005, 10:25am, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:
Let us know how it went, okay...? 
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
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Re: Mrs. Holloman???
« Reply #9 on: Sep 28th, 2005, 9:39am » |
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on Sep 27th, 2005, 9:30am, Ms_Twitch wrote:as for me, I'm in self-exiled bliss here on the island.
Sunning myself while my cabana boys bring me fruit and chocolate.
After putting up with you hooligans all these years, I decided I deserved to spoil myself a little.
Mrs. Holloman joins me at the holidays and we throw naked pool parties entertain the locals.
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Uhm--Miss Twitch--uh, the visual is too much of you and Mrs. Holloman enjoying a(n) cabana boy ice tea and chocolates is wonderful.
jonny's been to jail twice, since July, but Don tells me they are "enjoying" each others' company. SailPappy went to sea; Linda Howell transferred to another school and the rest of us are waiting for Columbus Day weekend!
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Re: Mrs. Holloman???
« Reply #10 on: Sep 28th, 2005, 9:47am » |
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on Sep 27th, 2005, 11:04am, sandie99 wrote:
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WOOOHOOOO!!!!!!
Man those ladies know how to party.
I've been invited to stay a few more days. I'll see you guys later.
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Just poke out my eye and get it over with!!!
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