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Mental Note !!!!!!!
« on: Sep 26th, 2005, 10:29am » |
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To me Mental note;
1. Never volenteer to work 2nd job on 17th wedding Anniversary.
2. At least get wife a card on affore mentioned date.
3. Never bring Pizza home for dinner on this date also.
4. Take the Verbal assault like a man if you do the above mentioned things.
5. Never, And I repeat NEVER tell wife on that date that its no big deal, and we can do somethin later, or in a couple weeks for our Anniversary. And if you do.
6. DUCK
Enough said? 
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Re: Mental Note !!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: Sep 26th, 2005, 10:31am » |
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Goatie, Goatie, Goatie....you need to get the girlz here to whoop you upside the head so that you get your priorities in order...I suggest a big, bunch of flowers, and soon!
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Re: Mental Note !!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: Sep 26th, 2005, 10:33am » |
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NO, jewelry. It lasts longer 
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Re: Mental Note !!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: Sep 26th, 2005, 10:42am » |
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I'm on your side in this one Goatie.. being as how I forgot our anniversary this year too! 
Its how you live the whole year not one day that counts and someone working a second job to support the family gets a hug in my book! 
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Re: Mental Note !!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: Sep 26th, 2005, 11:20am » |
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RUN FOR IT!!!
no, wait, I got it...
tell her you gave the present to your mistress by accident and you'll go and get it back....
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Re: Mental Note !!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: Sep 26th, 2005, 11:22am » |
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Bummer.
Flowers are good. Massages are better.
Flowers, massages and chocolate are best.
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Re: Mental Note !!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: Sep 26th, 2005, 11:23am » |
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honestly amazed you're still alive.... and still allowed in the house.
(fyi: a good birthday/anniversary/holiday gift for the wife is not a dishwasher or new lawnmower, given so she can get that work done faster)
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Re: Mental Note !!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: Sep 26th, 2005, 11:28am » |
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on Sep 26th, 2005, 11:22am, nani wrote:Bummer.
Flowers are good. Massages are better.
Flowers, massages and chocolate are best.
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How about her favourite flowers, massage, chocolate and jewellery? Accompanied by a meal cooked by you.
Good luck! 
Sanna
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Re: Mental Note !!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: Sep 26th, 2005, 11:29am » |
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Sigh...
Mike, have you learned nothing yet??? 
From now on, tell the ladies here of an upcoming "special" event so we can give you some pointers...
Glad you're still alive bro...
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Re: Mental Note !!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: Sep 26th, 2005, 12:23pm » |
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"Sweetheart, if I could slow down my wonderful life with you, and make each day last a year, I would gladly place a gift upon your pillow each morning to celebrate our love for each other and thank you for being in my life.
My god woman, to mark the time we spend together only reminds me how fleeting life is when a man loves a woman as much as I love you. I fear counting the days as this only reminds and saddens me that we march toward a final day together on this earth. I long for the joy and peacefulness you bring me to last forever and marking time only serves to shatter my dream of some day being a man worthy of your light.
I consider each and every moment we spend together a blessing from the heavens and the most precious of these moments are not marked on a calendar, but etched into my heart and mind. I know that we, as one, will last forever and the glow of our love shall be like a star in the sky to help navigate future lovers, but this time on earth with you has become a paradise that marks no beginning, no middle, no end."
If you can't say it with a straight face, write it in a card.
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Re: Mental Note !!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: Sep 26th, 2005, 12:47pm » |
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Obviously Bobw is an expert!!!
Hi Bob!!
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Re: Mental Note !!!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: Sep 26th, 2005, 12:50pm » |
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OMG! LMAO, Bob!!!
That is priceless! Of course, you can only use it ONCE.
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Re: Mental Note !!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: Sep 26th, 2005, 1:00pm » |
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Betcha Bubbles was mad at you too for taking the pizza home instead.
Ya never get a break. 
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Re: Mental Note !!!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: Sep 26th, 2005, 1:06pm » |
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Bob, that was wonderful!
But I agree with nani. It can be used only once.
Us women have elephants memery with these things...
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Re: Mental Note !!!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: Sep 26th, 2005, 1:10pm » |
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on Sep 26th, 2005, 1:06pm, sandie99 wrote:Bob, that was wonderful!
But I agree with nani. It can be used only once.
Us women have elephants memery with these things...
Sanna
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And hearing too!
I can mumble something at the other end of the house and she will hear me, but let me ask a question right in front of her and nothing. 
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I never forgot an anniversary...
"Oh honey! You brought me flowers on the 1st anniversary of me bitch-slapping you in front of all of your friends..."
"Yeah babe, how could I ever forget that one?" I say wincing at the memory of the event. LOL!
BTW Casper, the traditional 7 year anniversary stone is Onyx. 7 years = chocolate, roses, copper frame for wedding pic, Onyx jewelry, a nice candlelit dinner with wine and entertainment, and then a dance in the moonlight.
Peace,
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Re: Mental Note !!!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: Sep 26th, 2005, 2:13pm » |
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but what about 17?
And I didnt forget just didnt do anything special cause I worked.
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17? I'm half asleep and missed the 1 in front of the 7 LMAO!
Amethyst is the stone. Anything else I cannot recommend.
I had a couple of ex's that kept me on my toes as far as bdays and anny's go. And I just passed my 3 year marker of being single.... oy!
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Re: Mental Note !!!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: Sep 26th, 2005, 2:34pm » |
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Amethyst is used in stone (crystal? gem?) therapy for headaches. I once danced around with a amethyst against my temple during a k9. It didn't do a damn thing, but it sure looked pretty.
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Re: Mental Note !!!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: Sep 26th, 2005, 2:45pm » |
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on Sep 26th, 2005, 2:34pm, nani wrote:| Amethyst is used in stone (crystal? gem?) therapy for headaches. I once danced around with a amethyst against my temple during a k9. It didn't do a damn thing, but it sure looked pretty. |
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BTW... 3rd anniversary single you give yourself a present.
I celebrated with a bottle of uncle Jack.
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Re: Mental Note !!!!!!!
« Reply #21 on: Sep 26th, 2005, 2:54pm » |
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on Sep 26th, 2005, 2:46pm, Carl_D wrote:BTW... 3rd anniversary single you give yourself a present.
I celebrated with a bottle of uncle Jack.
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Next year you gotta take him wild turkey hunting
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on Sep 26th, 2005, 2:54pm, ghost62 wrote:
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Nope, next year it will be Deer Hunting.
Jagermeister = deer hunter
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Re: Mental Note !!!!!!!
« Reply #23 on: Sep 26th, 2005, 3:56pm » |
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I laid down the law before I even got married (Black Friday)
There will be NO exchanging of girts, cards or any damn thing for any reason!!
Guess what?......Not one damn arguement about shit like that in 15 years
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Re: Mental Note !!!!!!!
« Reply #24 on: Sep 26th, 2005, 4:28pm » |
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on Sep 26th, 2005, 3:56pm, Jonny wrote:| There will be NO exchanging of girts, cards or any damn thing for any reason!! |
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None? Are you kidding? 
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