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A fireman was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was
wearing a fireman's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her
cat.
The fireman walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," he said with admiration. "Thanks," the girl replied.
The fireman looked a little closer and noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner," the fireman said, "I don't want to
tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully,
"You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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« Reply #1 on: Sep 25th, 2005, 7:06pm » |
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ROTFLMAO!!!
That reminds me of a true story from when I was a kid.
We were outside playing and a car pulled up and threw a dog out and sped off. We ran over to him and he was in bad shape. Someone had tied a string around its testicles very tight and the collar was almost tight enough to choke the poor dog. We loosed his collar and ran home with him. My mom cut the string and we kept the lil guy and named him Lucky.
Peace,
Carl D
Another sad one is, a buddy of mine just bought a house recently and when they went into it to prepare for moving in, they discovered that the previous ownere LEFT THEIR DOG inside the house. What kind of coldness does it take to mistreat animals in such ways?
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« Reply #2 on: Sep 25th, 2005, 7:13pm » |
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ROTFLMMFAO!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: Sep 25th, 2005, 7:33pm » |
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LMMFAO 
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« Reply #4 on: Sep 25th, 2005, 8:30pm » |
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 LMFAO Too funny!
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« Reply #5 on: Sep 25th, 2005, 8:36pm » |
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« Reply #6 on: Sep 25th, 2005, 10:16pm » |
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Well, now you've gone and pissed off my little friend...
If I were you, I'd keep my eyes open....
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« Reply #7 on: Sep 25th, 2005, 10:27pm » |
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So don, that's why the original St. Fud looked like he did!
Where is that little guy now, anyhow?
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« Reply #8 on: Sep 26th, 2005, 3:11am » |
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on Sep 25th, 2005, 10:16pm, nani wrote:Well, now you've gone and pissed off my little friend...
If I were you, I'd keep my eyes open.... |
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« Reply #9 on: Sep 26th, 2005, 8:13am » |
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I'll sit this one out and let the cat lovers pounce on you guys instead.
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« Reply #10 on: Sep 26th, 2005, 8:26am » |
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Ya know I could probably come up with something about Cat the other white meat , or kitty tacos. But I wont. 
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« Reply #11 on: Sep 26th, 2005, 8:51am » |
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on Sep 26th, 2005, 8:26am, ghost62 wrote:| Ya know I could probably come up with something about Cat the other white meat , or kitty tacos. But I wont. |
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Or take your cat for a Wok. But, I won't either.
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