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  Go Grandma!
« on: Sep 21st, 2005, 3:57pm »
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Here's a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent
interaction between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a
Metro station in DC:
 
There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on
the evils of America. I politely declined to take one. An elderly
woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20ish)
female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined.
The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a
gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice said, "Ma'am, don't you
care about the children of Iraq?" The old woman looked up at her and
said, "Honey, my first husband died in France during World War II. My
second husband died in Korea. They both died so you could have the
right to stand here and bad mouth our country. If you touch me again,
I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it."
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FUKENEH!!!
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« Reply #2 on: Sep 21st, 2005, 4:06pm »
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Go Grandma! Go Grandma! Go Grandma!  headbanger bigguns
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« Reply #3 on: Sep 21st, 2005, 4:12pm »
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I like her attitude  Grin - gotta admit though when I first saw the title of the thread - I was wondering what on earth I'd done!
 
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« Reply #4 on: Sep 21st, 2005, 8:35pm »
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hell Ya !!! Grandmas rule!!! My Grandma would of broke her hand !! She didn't like people touching her!!
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« Reply #6 on: Sep 23rd, 2005, 6:58am »
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My grandmas 2 sons her husband, and all her brothers served overseas.
 
But she was a softy. She would have taken the pamphlet and offered to bake the kid a carrot and turnip casserole.
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« Reply #7 on: Sep 23rd, 2005, 7:51am »
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I must admit that I like her attitude, too!  Grin
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« Reply #8 on: Sep 23rd, 2005, 8:23am »
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« Reply #9 on: Sep 27th, 2005, 11:03am »
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WHOO-HOO!!! Whip dat azz, Granny!!  headbanger
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« Reply #10 on: Sep 27th, 2005, 11:45am »
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LMAO thanks needed that.  will definately pass it on.
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