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Jimi
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Pretending To Be Married
« on: Sep 21st, 2005, 11:12am » |
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Pretending To Be Married
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1 a.m., the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own f **king blanket!"
After a brief moment of silence ... he farted.
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Re: Pretending To Be Married
« Reply #1 on: Sep 21st, 2005, 11:18am » |
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Re: Pretending To Be Married
« Reply #2 on: Sep 21st, 2005, 11:23am » |
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I'd say they got it down. 
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Re: Pretending To Be Married
« Reply #3 on: Sep 21st, 2005, 11:59am » |
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LMAO!!!!
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Re: Pretending To Be Married
« Reply #4 on: Sep 21st, 2005, 1:16pm » |
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Re: Pretending To Be Married
« Reply #5 on: Sep 21st, 2005, 4:51pm » |
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That was a goodie!
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Re: Pretending To Be Married
« Reply #6 on: Sep 21st, 2005, 7:11pm » |
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NEET.
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Re: Pretending To Be Married
« Reply #7 on: Sep 21st, 2005, 7:46pm » |
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I was on a plane that was preparing for a crash-landing and the lady next to me got all historical, tore her shirt off and yelled "Make me feel like a woman!"
So I tore my shirt off, too, and said, "Here, iron this."
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