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For my wimmen friendz....
« on: Sep 19th, 2005, 1:32pm »
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 Grin
 
 
(of course, replace those images with Hugh Jackman and I'm a very happy girl Wink)
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« Reply #1 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 1:36pm »
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PHWOARRRR!!!!

 

 
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« Reply #2 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 1:36pm »
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bow bow bow
 
No truer words have ever been uttered Sis...
 
(can I substitue Viggo Mortonsen for Hugh though?)
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Re: For my wimmen friendz....
« Reply #3 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 1:39pm »
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on Sep 19th, 2005, 1:32pm, Melissa wrote:

 ok lets see
 
Gay
Fag
Bi
Queen
Wished he could upgrade to Gay
 
 
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(of course, replace those images with Hugh Jackman and I'm a very happy girl Wink)

 
Ok now I feel Better Grin
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« Reply #4 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 1:42pm »
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on Sep 19th, 2005, 1:39pm, ghost62 wrote:

 
Ok now I feel Better Grin

 
Of course you do Ghosty baby.....of course you do.
 
(it's a shame the fragile ego's of out male conterparts 'round here)  Wink
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« Reply #5 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 1:46pm »
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you want me to post your piccie Goatie?!
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« Reply #6 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 1:46pm »
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Um, can I say, ALL of the above?  Grin
Thanks, melly.
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« Reply #7 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 1:57pm »
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Shocked
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« Reply #8 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 1:59pm »
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Dammit Eric!  We don't wanna see pictures of you breastfeeding! Angry  I just had lunch!
 
 
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« Reply #9 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 2:00pm »
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on Sep 19th, 2005, 1:57pm, E-Double wrote:
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THAT would be the day.... laugh laugh
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« Reply #10 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 2:06pm »
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on Sep 19th, 2005, 1:59pm, Melissa wrote:
Dammit Eric!  We don't wanna see pictures of you breastfeeding! Angry  I just had lunch!
 
 
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« Reply #11 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 2:11pm »
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Yes, I would like the Ironing Perfect Man – I’m allergic to irons…also  Masseause Perfect Man and a Floor Scrubber Perfect Man - my kitchen floor could use some scrubbing and I’ll make sure to sit back and watch from behind to make sure he’s doing a good job  Tongue.  Please make the faces look like Benizio Del Toro, Jonny Depp, and Harrison Ford…
 
Thank you very kindly.  Grin
 
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« Reply #12 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 2:15pm »
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on Sep 19th, 2005, 2:06pm, E-Double wrote:


 
 
Now He's trying to show in what way HE is the perfect man..... laugh
 
(watch out who you stick that tongue out in front of, Bro)
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Re: For my wimmen friendz....
« Reply #13 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 2:24pm »
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Like I always tell my wife dont stick it out if ya aint gonna use it, Then she tells me the same thing.  laugh laugh laugh
 
Now big question how do ya find a wimmins that knows how to do any of that? Grin
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Re: For my wimmen friendz....
« Reply #14 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 2:38pm »
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on Sep 19th, 2005, 1:36pm, LeLimey wrote:

 
Well, at least this guy isn't a chest-shaving weasel. LOL
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Re: For my wimmen friendz....
« Reply #15 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 3:32pm »
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See guys we went and shut down the Henz again. laugh laugh laugh Grin Grin Grin Wink Lips Sealed
 
OOOppps did I say that out loud again? Grin
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« Reply #16 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 3:42pm »
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hmmmmmmm

Ohhhhhhhhhh my yes, a REAL man! inlove
 
 
 
Eric!  Put that thing away, I don't know where it's been!  Is that your tounge or are you just happy to see me?  What is that thing sticking out of your mouth?  Are you trying to tell me something?
 
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« Reply #17 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 3:46pm »
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See works every time. Grin
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Re: For my wimmen friendz....
« Reply #18 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 6:59pm »
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LOL!  Perfect
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Re: For my wimmen friendz....
« Reply #19 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 7:02pm »
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OMG Mel!
 
That's my husband!
 
Well ... he doesn't exactly look like that anymore, but after 18 years of marriage, both of us working equally hard at making a living, raising a child, etc. , I rebelled!
 
I shop and cook.  He does the laundry, cleans the bathroom, vacuums the carpet, and yes ... if I look tired, he gives me a massage.
 
Just call me lucky ...... Kris
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