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Melissa
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(of course, replace those images with Hugh Jackman and I'm a very happy girl )
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LeLimey
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Re: For my wimmen friendz....
« Reply #1 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 1:36pm » |
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PHWOARRRR!!!!
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Re: For my wimmen friendz....
« Reply #2 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 1:36pm » |
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No truer words have ever been uttered Sis... (can I substitue Viggo Mortonsen for Hugh though?)
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I saw an act of faith today. A man was on his knees, not in a pew in a Church, but in a garden planting seeds. ~~Unknown
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Re: For my wimmen friendz....
« Reply #3 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 1:39pm » |
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on Sep 19th, 2005, 1:32pm, Melissa wrote: ok lets see Gay Fag Bi Queen Wished he could upgrade to Gay (of course, replace those images with Hugh Jackman and I'm a very happy girl ) |
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Illigitimus Non Tatum Carborundum If all men are endowed by their creator, why was mine so short sighted?
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Re: For my wimmen friendz....
« Reply #4 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 1:42pm » |
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on Sep 19th, 2005, 1:39pm, ghost62 wrote: Ok now I feel Better |
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I saw an act of faith today. A man was on his knees, not in a pew in a Church, but in a garden planting seeds. ~~Unknown
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Re: For my wimmen friendz....
« Reply #5 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 1:46pm » |
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you want me to post your piccie Goatie?!
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Re: For my wimmen friendz....
« Reply #6 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 1:46pm » |
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Um, can I say, ALL of the above? Thanks, melly.
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Re: For my wimmen friendz....
« Reply #7 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 1:57pm » |
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I can't believe that I have to bang my Head against this wall again But the blows they have just a little more Space in-between them Gonna take a breath and try again.
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Re: For my wimmen friendz....
« Reply #8 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 1:59pm » |
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Dammit Eric! We don't wanna see pictures of you breastfeeding! I just had lunch!
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Re: For my wimmen friendz....
« Reply #9 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 2:00pm » |
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on Sep 19th, 2005, 1:57pm, E-Double wrote: THAT would be the day....
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I saw an act of faith today. A man was on his knees, not in a pew in a Church, but in a garden planting seeds. ~~Unknown
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Re: For my wimmen friendz....
« Reply #10 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 2:06pm » |
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on Sep 19th, 2005, 1:59pm, Melissa wrote:Dammit Eric! We don't wanna see pictures of you breastfeeding! I just had lunch! |
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I can't believe that I have to bang my Head against this wall again But the blows they have just a little more Space in-between them Gonna take a breath and try again.
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Re: For my wimmen friendz....
« Reply #11 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 2:11pm » |
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Yes, I would like the Ironing Perfect Man – I’m allergic to irons…also Masseause Perfect Man and a Floor Scrubber Perfect Man - my kitchen floor could use some scrubbing and I’ll make sure to sit back and watch from behind to make sure he’s doing a good job . Please make the faces look like Benizio Del Toro, Jonny Depp, and Harrison Ford… Thank you very kindly. Langa
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Re: For my wimmen friendz....
« Reply #12 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 2:15pm » |
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on Sep 19th, 2005, 2:06pm, E-Double wrote: Now He's trying to show in what way HE is the perfect man..... (watch out who you stick that tongue out in front of, Bro)
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I saw an act of faith today. A man was on his knees, not in a pew in a Church, but in a garden planting seeds. ~~Unknown
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Re: For my wimmen friendz....
« Reply #13 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 2:24pm » |
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Like I always tell my wife dont stick it out if ya aint gonna use it, Then she tells me the same thing. Now big question how do ya find a wimmins that knows how to do any of that?
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Illigitimus Non Tatum Carborundum If all men are endowed by their creator, why was mine so short sighted?
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Re: For my wimmen friendz....
« Reply #14 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 2:38pm » |
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on Sep 19th, 2005, 1:36pm, LeLimey wrote: Well, at least this guy isn't a chest-shaving weasel. LOL
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Re: For my wimmen friendz....
« Reply #15 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 3:32pm » |
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See guys we went and shut down the Henz again. OOOppps did I say that out loud again?
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Illigitimus Non Tatum Carborundum If all men are endowed by their creator, why was mine so short sighted?
***WARNING*** Oxygen will rust your pipes!
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Re: For my wimmen friendz....
« Reply #16 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 3:42pm » |
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hmmmmmmm Ohhhhhhhhhh my yes, a REAL man! Eric! Put that thing away, I don't know where it's been! Is that your tounge or are you just happy to see me? What is that thing sticking out of your mouth? Are you trying to tell me something?
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Re: For my wimmen friendz....
« Reply #17 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 3:46pm » |
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See works every time.
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Re: For my wimmen friendz....
« Reply #18 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 6:59pm » |
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Re: For my wimmen friendz....
« Reply #19 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 7:02pm » |
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OMG Mel! That's my husband! Well ... he doesn't exactly look like that anymore, but after 18 years of marriage, both of us working equally hard at making a living, raising a child, etc. , I rebelled! I shop and cook. He does the laundry, cleans the bathroom, vacuums the carpet, and yes ... if I look tired, he gives me a massage. Just call me lucky ...... Kris
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