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Re: Declaration of Revocation
« Reply #1 on: Sep 18th, 2005, 10:11am » |
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LOL 
"You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix "ize" will be replaced by the suffix "ise." "
So I drive a 350Zed?!?
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Re: Declaration of Revocation
« Reply #2 on: Sep 18th, 2005, 10:13am » |
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" You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen"
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Re: Declaration of Revocation
« Reply #3 on: Sep 18th, 2005, 10:16am » |
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Oh my goodness Helen's going to have a field day with this one! 
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Re: Declaration of Revocation
« Reply #4 on: Sep 18th, 2005, 10:27am » |
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Monty Python rising!
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Re: Declaration of Revocation
« Reply #5 on: Sep 18th, 2005, 10:41am » |
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2. There is no such thing as "US English." We will let Microsoft know on your behalf.
I don't know why, but this one made me chuckle aloud while exerciSing...probably because Microsoft owns our soul anyway.
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Re: Declaration of Revocation
« Reply #6 on: Sep 18th, 2005, 11:00am » |
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Hmmmm……..note to John Cleese
Thank John. I agree, we have an incompetent president. He has been a complete failure. He is a friend of Tony Blair.
But, I have to ask,
Wasn’t there a war a few years back where
WE KICKED YOUR HUMORLESS, SISSY, UPPITY ASSES?
Number 15……….Your momma done it.
And, about number 16
That tax collector will probably get shot.
Oxford dictionary my ass!
Have a nice day John. Please get some therapy.
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Re: Declaration of Revocation
« Reply #7 on: Sep 18th, 2005, 11:06am » |
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Run for your lives.. This is Ronnys way of trying to get you lot into Europe! Don't do it! 
Mind you.. I hereby offer before anyone else thinks of it.. to help Beeyul practise his vocabulary!!
Don - you're a lost cause - you can stick to the BARF house!
On the plus side you WOULD get an NHS which could only be good news for all you poor buggers being crippled by health insurance.. things that make you say hmmmm.....
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Re: Declaration of Revocation
« Reply #8 on: Sep 18th, 2005, 11:07am » |
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on Sep 18th, 2005, 11:00am, BobG wrote:Hmmmm……..note to John Cleese
Thank John. I agree, we have an incompetent president. He has been a complete failure. He is a friend of Tony Blair. Who is also a complete ARSE
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Re: Declaration of Revocation
« Reply #9 on: Sep 18th, 2005, 11:45am » |
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on Sep 18th, 2005, 10:41am, ckelly181 wrote:...probably because Microsoft owns our soul anyway.
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Not mine. 
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Re: Declaration of Revocation
« Reply #10 on: Sep 18th, 2005, 4:24pm » |
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How time flies - petrol around $8 gall now... 
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(And no mention of cricket - disappointed in you John)
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Re: Declaration of Revocation
« Reply #11 on: Sep 18th, 2005, 9:05pm » |
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WHAT! 
No Guy Fawke's Day? It's a big one this year.
I'm very upset. 
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Re: Declaration of Revocation
« Reply #12 on: Sep 18th, 2005, 9:50pm » |
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on Sep 18th, 2005, 10:41am, ckelly181 wrote:2. There is no such thing as "US English." We will let Microsoft know on your behalf.
I don't know why, but this one made me chuckle aloud while exerciSing...probably because Microsoft owns our soul anyway.
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I laugh when I think of all you poor people out there who's computers are owned by Bill Gates. He even put "My Computer" on your desktop just to remind you of that. Windows Vista will not have "My computer" on it, is that because even Bill Gates doesn't want to own it it is so bad.
My soul and my PC are Microsoft free.
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Re: Declaration of Revocation
« Reply #13 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 6:50am » |
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Don't forget that we now have to celebrate "Boxing Day". That'll give us another day off during the Christmas Holidays.
He had me laughing until he started messing with Football. You can mess with me any way you want...just don't take my food or my football.
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Re: Declaration of Revocation
« Reply #14 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 6:50am » |
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Quote:| A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed |
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Since the document of revocation was written in early November 2004 (11 months ago), I assume that not many noticed. Pity.
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Re: Declaration of Revocation
« Reply #15 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 6:58am » |
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You all have alot more public holidays than we do (We call them bank holidays though)
I think the best idea is to COMBINE everything. We share bank holidays, you get our healthcare system, we get your rootbeer (tough shit Don!) YOU get all branches of McDonalds back. I can't think of anything else for now but give me time!
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