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The reason I never go any where alone!
« on: Sep 17th, 2005, 5:31pm » |
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Today I got up feeling better., I bring my coffee to the computer and enjoy Sean music.
Then off we went to Barnsville Buggy days. You know the kind of thing. Its where they have arts and craft booths out in the middle of a town squar in the hot sun.
I am not good with HEAT. We walk around. I took the stroller, not for JD but for a cooler with wet cloths and water in it. When I got hot I just pulled out the baggie with my wet wash cloth and put it around my neck.
I got a little to Hot going back to the truck. So JD and Deveny were in the back seat. We have those high seats where no one can see over the seat unless they lean over. We also have tented windows.
Off came my shirt.
Then Buddy said we need to stop by Wal- Mart and get a few things. OK thats cool they have air!
So we have to park way up the hill and walk. No big deal. We get in and I walk around with Buddy . Deveny has JD. We stop to check out the meats. I start feeling like I am going to fall. I am thinking wal mart is not where I want to fall out at. So I reach over grab Buddys hand and walk down the aisle. I lean over and say , We need to hury up I don't feel good. Then a strange voice says would you like for me to call someone for you. I look up and this is not Buddy, I have never seen this man before in my life. I want to just die. I look at him and I am almost in tears. I say I am sorry I thought you was my husband. I look franitly around wishing for a hole to crawl in. Then I see them Buddy and Deveny walking behind us giggling. The man was very nice as Buddy decided to embarrass me further by saying she gets this way from time to time, hell on the way over here she took her shirt off and was flashing people. I sm
I know Buddy was winking at the man. Oh My God I was so red faced I couldn't stand it. I just had to go wait in the truck.
They ribbed me all the way home.
Pay Back is Hell 
Now you all know why I need someone with me when I go off !
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Re: The reason I never go any where alone!
« Reply #1 on: Sep 17th, 2005, 5:34pm » |
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This could only happen to you, Elaine.
I say you need to get even with them. I have some very wicked evil ways of doing that! If you need help, you just let me know.
Hope you're feeling better now.
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« Reply #2 on: Sep 17th, 2005, 5:43pm » |
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LMAO! At least it was a kind stranger and not some freak. Glad you didn't fall out in Wal-Mart too. That would've not been fun.
However, what IS fun to do in Wal-Mart is pretend you have Tourrettes (where you just yell things sporadically without meaning to. ) I did that a few years back when I lived in Collinsville. The friends I was with were dying laughing by the time we got out of there.
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Carl
PS - Putting condoms in people's carts when they aren't looking is fun to do too. Especially if you stand near the checkout to hear some of people's responses. 
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« Reply #3 on: Sep 17th, 2005, 6:58pm » |
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Bet all that sorta made ya forget ya didn't feel good tho didn't it......a little side track works at times. I have thought I was goin to faint a few times in Walmart in line......dunno what is up with that. Got all sweaty and few times I sat on the floor while waiting and got lots of stares. Seems stuffy strange. Have been in there sevral times when the cashiers have fainted tho and EMS is there. Blue faced special Pam
I have yelled the F word on occation loud at Walmart when leaveing the store in a hurry and set off there dam alarm !!!! Then I have to stand there while they go thru my STUFF.....sumtimes they can't find what set it off tho and takes forever !!!!!! Pisses me off.............
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« Reply #4 on: Sep 17th, 2005, 8:55pm » |
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When you grabbed the mans hand good thing you didn't say I feel like takin my shirt off 
Your a nut
Keep smilin its good for ya
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Re: The reason I never go any where alone!
« Reply #5 on: Sep 17th, 2005, 10:35pm » |
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Man, thats funny taking someone elses hand. How embarassing!
I sometimes dont pay attention to who I am talking to, so i will say something to a woman i dont know thinking its my wife. Of course, my wife and i call each other the most annoying, rediculous names we can think of, like 'shmoopy' or 'snookie wookums', or 'pookie'. So i have said on many occasions: "hey princess shmoopy..........', only to see it wasnt my wife!
How embarrassing!
you get him back!!
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« Reply #6 on: Sep 17th, 2005, 10:46pm » |
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LMAO Elaine!! I do that sometimes, too. 
Hope you're feeling better now.
Once, I was bent over looking at the back of a lower shelf, when some dude came up behind me and grabbed my ass. Grabbed a big old handful and just squeezed. When I turned around to smack him...you should have seen his face! He was horrified and almost passed out. Turns out his girlfriend who was there with him was wearing the same kind of pants. Made me feel better about talking to strangers, LOL
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Re: The reason I never go any where alone!
« Reply #7 on: Sep 17th, 2005, 11:34pm » |
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ok Lady when you come to DavCon06 stay by me dear I will hold your shirt for you hehehehe Ü Terry
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« Reply #8 on: Sep 17th, 2005, 11:57pm » |
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Elaine, love knowing you can give us a funny story to keep us smiling. You're right, pay back is hell....lol
Carl D, I'm so sorry, but I fail to see the comedy in pretending to have tourrettes. I know someone who does, sorry I can't share your laughter on that matter.
Now, the condoms is a funny one, but sometimes we must draw the line on what we laugh at.
Go ahead, let me have it if I must.
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Re: The reason I never go any where alone!
« Reply #9 on: Sep 18th, 2005, 7:19am » |
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Well, I'm glad you cleared that up. I THOUGHT you STILL had your shirt OFF when you went in Walmart.... Whew.... had me worried.... Now that would have been fun....
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« Reply #10 on: Sep 18th, 2005, 8:44am » |
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on Sep 18th, 2005, 7:19am, BarbaraD wrote:Well, I'm glad you cleared that up. I THOUGHT you STILL had your shirt OFF when you went in Walmart.... Whew.... had me worried.... Now that would have been fun....
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That's what I thought too! I could just see you donig that too Elaine and thought maybe for fun, we could do that while we hit every Walmart during the OUCH conventions as a new tradition.
What say you??
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Re: The reason I never go any where alone!
« Reply #11 on: Sep 18th, 2005, 8:47am » |
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LOLOL My friend John (that passed away last year) told a funny story about how he was in the grocery store with his daddy... He was probably about 4 years old..... It was back in the days when men all wore those grey flannel suits. He turned his back for a minute and then caught up with his Dad.... His Dad seemed to be ignoring him when he tugged on his pant leg so he bit his leg..... He said this guy looked down at him and it wasnt his dad... The guy then yelled out..."someone come and get this kid"... kind of like your story on a little kid scale....reminded me of what happened to you...
hope your feeling better......stay close to Buddy.....love ree
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Re: The reason I never go any where alone!
« Reply #12 on: Sep 18th, 2005, 9:11am » |
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So sorry you're hurting Elaine but sincere thanks for the laugh.
You're the best!!
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« Reply #13 on: Sep 18th, 2005, 11:02am » |
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Sean your right it could have been worst. I found out the man knew I was with Buddy and Buddy and him made eye contack and the man just went along to see how long it would be before I noticed I was with him.
I am always saying some nutty thing to Buddy when I am holding his hand. Thank God I was feeling bad . LOL
I did put my shirt back on. These days you can get by with walking around wal mart in your undeware. I saw a real pertty Bra one time I wanted when I was in Candia, Linda Howell and I was shopping. When I came back home I was in wal mart and saw this woman walking around with a pair of Jeans on and that Bra. Thats all she had on. I knew it wasn't a bath suit top. 
Today will be a fun day I am staying home washing walls ! I figure I can't get in much trouble doing that.
I Fall clean and spring clean ! Buddy said I am a season cleaner. I clean at the begining of each season.
I wear only a T-Shirt to clean
How many of you strip when you get hit by a cluster?
Thats one of the first things I do is strat taking my cloths off.
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« Reply #14 on: Sep 18th, 2005, 11:37am » |
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Elaine,
I hope you're feeling better!
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Re: The reason I never go any where alone!
« Reply #15 on: Sep 18th, 2005, 6:02pm » |
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same here Lady shirt off when I go to my basement room to pace and rock but no roll tho I wear shorts year round inside house that is and yes tighty whites I am one who must have fan on my legs or feet year round I think the white noise I call it makes that helps me sleep too even in the coldest Iowa winter
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« Reply #16 on: Sep 18th, 2005, 6:38pm » |
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I hate how this shit affects my whole family. When in cycle I wont go out unless I either have an Imitrex injection in my pocket or an O2 cylinder in the car. Last night my wife really wanted to go out for a sit down $20 per person dinner and since she cannot drive was depending on me to take her. I had O2, but was beyond even driving last night so I told her sorry, I can't (damn that sucks). I forgot what she and my son had for dinner but it definitely was not Macaroni Grill, Don Cucos, or Stuart Andersons. 
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« Reply #18 on: Sep 18th, 2005, 7:45pm » |
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Thanks for that Elaine & Kids. 
I guess you don't have to get even but Carl's suggestion made me smile nonetheless. 
You never get a break with this horror Frank. Did this thing hit you that hard?
Rats.
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« Reply #19 on: Sep 18th, 2005, 8:25pm » |
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OK I am dying here. And why did one of y'all give me the bright idea of putting condoms in someone's cart. I can't wait to get to wal mart.
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« Reply #20 on: Sep 18th, 2005, 8:41pm » |
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OK, Lady E ... Wait till I get there and JUST PRETEND to have a CH hit, and then rip your blouse off. I won't mind!!
SHOW ME YOUR TITS!!!
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« Reply #21 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 8:04am » |
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Oh man.... Elaine, I'm sorry you got hit, but your story cracked me up... I hope you get a break pretty soon. Hang in there.
I got hugged by some lady once, in the supermarket. She was so glad to see me and went on and on about how she hadn't seen me in years. After a few minutes, I told her that I wasn't who she seemed to think I was. She got this really horrified look on her face, blushed, and then apologized profusely. (I didn't mind the hugs, though. She had tig ol' bitties...)
 
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« Reply #22 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 4:29pm » |
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Once I went shopping with my big sister.
(Let's say she was 22 and I was 14)
We were rushing for some reason, and I was
pushing the cart. I guess I was walking too slowly, because she kept reaching back and grabbing
the front of the cart to tug me along through
the aisles.
She quickly grabbed some soup, tucked it into the wrong cart, and started racing to the next aisle...
pulling an old woman so hard and fast, i swear
the poor woman's feet came out from under her, and
she held onto the hand rail for dear life as they flew up the aisle and around the corner. I called out to her 3 times, but she wasn't stopping for heck or high water.
By the time I wove around another couple and got to the corner, she was red-faced and apologizing.
Then for the rest of the evening, she acted like it was my fault for not saying anything.
Still i cannot tell that story outloud, as I crack up
something fierce just picturing the fear on the old lady's face as her feet flew straight out behind her {and if it had been a cartoon, I'm sure she would have held up a sign that read, "Yikes"...just like the cyotie from Bugs Bunny....}
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