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How stupid do they think we are?
« on: Sep 16th, 2005, 7:52pm » |
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These are subject titles from my spam box.
Are eat my brother affirmative
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I see no parsee
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Re: Offer good offer-Pharr maceutical
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You HEAR me?......I hear me 
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Re: How stupid do they think we are?
« Reply #1 on: Sep 16th, 2005, 8:01pm » |
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I always wonder'd if them super spammers (send the crap out to get paid) must just forward the the shit off a personal email title and not change it to match the crap they send......too lazy or tooo stupid ? I get alot that don't make sense too......what's up with that ? Entire message of BLARB. Cram'd with spam Pam
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Re: How stupid do they think we are?
« Reply #2 on: Sep 16th, 2005, 8:08pm » |
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My Hotmail addy got overrun with spam. I even got one today offering a free back yard remodeling.
Let's see if the housing authority likes that!
Spam sucks!
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Re: How stupid do they think we are?
« Reply #3 on: Sep 16th, 2005, 8:14pm » |
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on Sep 16th, 2005, 7:52pm, Jonny wrote:These are subject titles from my spam box.
Are eat my brother affirmative
A play is jet stickler
I see no parsee
Re: Of learn is brigadare gaslight
Re: It dance is quarrel ultraviolet
Re: Oh shut and rulty
Re: Offer good offer-Pharr maceutical
Re: So forget he withdrawal
Re: As casino as with
Re: Are sleep so brake missing
Re: Was turn off as citizenship
NEVER Open mail from anyone you dont know!!!!
You HEAR me?......I hear me
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Who's "we"? I don't get spam like that. Must be from the websites that you frequent, which would be understandable.
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Re: How stupid do they think we are?
« Reply #4 on: Sep 16th, 2005, 8:15pm » |
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I keep gettin "wanna make your girlfriend satisfied' ......and 'do ya wanna make your penis larger' spam.........yeah rite........disorientation Pam
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Re: How stupid do they think we are?
« Reply #5 on: Sep 16th, 2005, 8:18pm » |
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on Sep 16th, 2005, 8:15pm, cootie wrote:| I keep gettin "wanna make your girlfriend satisfied' ......and 'do ya wanna make your penis larger' spam.........yeah rite........disorientation Pam |
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Has Brad been using your 'puter?
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Re: How stupid do they think we are?
« Reply #6 on: Sep 16th, 2005, 9:00pm » |
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NOT that I know of........maybe he 'brouses' around when I am at Walmart........he's not a puter guy at all but then.......that's what they all say Pam 
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« Reply #7 on: Sep 16th, 2005, 9:25pm » |
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I won the Canadian lottery (or so they say) even though I never entered or bought a ticket. All I have to do is call Africa and give them my bank account numbers so they can transfer the money. I'll go and do that now. LOL (Right!!)
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Re: How stupid do they think we are?
« Reply #8 on: Sep 16th, 2005, 10:13pm » |
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I got email like that as well..all in the same day:
satisfy your girlfriend
make your husband happier in bed
keep your boyfriend smiling..ect..all from the same e mail addy..
so i created a crap email acct & replied:
Thank you but my boyfriend..my girfriend AND my husband are all more than satisifed!!
Can ya tell I was bored at work!!
I was just in the mood to bust some balls!
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« Reply #9 on: Sep 16th, 2005, 10:25pm » |
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Jonny.....You ought to be one of the guys that starts a thread on my new site. I need your ideas.
http://www.Letters-to.com
It needs some spice and contraversy to kick-start it..
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Re: How stupid do they think we are?
« Reply #10 on: Sep 16th, 2005, 11:47pm » |
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Re: How stupid do they think we are?
« Reply #11 on: Sep 17th, 2005, 1:09am » |
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on Sep 16th, 2005, 8:15pm, cootie wrote:| I keep gettin "wanna make your girlfriend satisfied' ......and 'do ya wanna make your penis larger' spam.........yeah rite........disorientation Pam |
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Don't worry, Pam. One of my former hotmail addys used to get those sort of spam messages as well. The funny thing is that I use that particular hotmail as storage space, which means that I don't give it to anybody. Yet it gets most of the spam. Interesting... 
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Re: How stupid do they think we are?
« Reply #12 on: Sep 17th, 2005, 2:55am » |
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on Sep 16th, 2005, 8:14pm, BikerBob wrote:| Who's "we"? I don't get spam like that. |
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Not all of us have that neat AOL spam blocker......LMAO 
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Re: How stupid do they think we are?
« Reply #13 on: Sep 17th, 2005, 5:17am » |
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Spammers are looking for the stupid and compulsive among us. These creative subject titles are designed to get past spam blockers. Spammers figure if they get past the blockers they can reach a small percent of folks who will open them.
And believe it or not some people can't resist opening everything the ends up in their mailbox. For some reason some folks just have to believe that one of those messages may be important and spammers know it.
We have a business partner that is compulsive and can't resist. After cleaning her PC on numerous occasions and removing endless junk and spyware, (thank goodness for great antivirus software), I now find it easier to beat her into the office to delete all spam before she can get to it.
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Re: How stupid do they think we are?
« Reply #14 on: Sep 17th, 2005, 2:43pm » |
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I get my share of spam but I'm pretty good with it.
I'm very careful. So far so good too. Lots of investing shit, porn, and drug deals. Lots of fake paypals and ebays as well. They know about them.
Bastards. 
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Re: How stupid do they think we are?
« Reply #15 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 7:33am » |
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But there's a Nigerian widow who's going to give me so much money if I help her by sending a mere $5,000 so that she can get her assassinated husband's fortune out of the bank... 
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« Reply #16 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 8:19am » |
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The strange topics are because spammers are using randomly generated phrases to get through anti-spam filters. They know that most people are not stupid, but if 0.01% of the people are stupid, and it costs almost nothing to blast spam to 10 million people, then they can make money off the 1000 that do respond.
Consider yourself collateral damage, bro.
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Re: How stupid do they think we are?
« Reply #17 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 2:23pm » |
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on Sep 19th, 2005, 8:19am, floridian wrote:| (and don't bother with email from some people that you do know) |
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So thats why you never answer my emails...You Bastard....LMAO
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Re: How stupid do they think we are?
« Reply #18 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 3:24pm » |
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This is my favorite one
Quote:Dear Michael Macomber
It is my sincere prayers and wishes that the year has been fulfilling and rewarding for you and your family. Sorry to surprise you and take some of your time in going through this unexpected letter of you own understanding and assistance.I wish to inform you i was the personal and confidential attorney of late Mr G.Macomber whose lost his dear life and that of his entire family while on holidays in a holidays resort in Phuket Thailand on the 26th of December 2004 in the Tsunami natural disaster.My late client was a merchant in hygienic products via West African Coast tro Thailand as an import and export magnet.
Since then I have made several enquiries here to locate any of my clients extended relatives, which proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts,I decided to search through, with his name which motivated me to contact you, to locate any member of his family hence reason why i contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repartrating the fund valued at US$5.2 million (Five million,two hundred thousand usd dollars) left behind by my client,
Before it gets confisicated or declared unserviceable by a Bank here in the country where this huge amount were deposited.The said Bank has issued me notice to provide the next of kin or have his account confisicated within the next twenty one official working days.Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives , I seek the consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased since you have the same family names, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the sharing ratio and modalities for transfer.I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for claim.
All I require from you is your sincere cooperation and motivated spirited efforts to enable the success of this transaction. I guarantee you that therefore that this tra
nsaction will be executed with total respect to all legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
Please get in touch with me through the my private email Address;
(bartoulabozanou2003@walla.com) fo more details.
Thanks for your anticipated co-operation.
May his fragile soul rest in perfect peace Amen!
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Re: How stupid do they think we are?
« Reply #19 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 3:25pm » |
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And my response
Quote:That is just sick
To use the disaster to try to rip off people is totally uncalled for. I hope somewhere there is enough disgust for yourself to go out and put a bullet in your brain for doing this. I really do hope you suffer for what you are planning to do. Don't you realize some people did lose loved ones in that disaster? To prey on people like that is just sick, and should be dealt with in the harshest sense. You seem to be the type that would sell your own mother into Prostitution, and then invest the money you made into the slave trade. I hope thatsomething happens to one of your loved ones and someone preys on you in a similar manner, you sick demented prick. If you where so worried about the welfare of someone then you would have the nuts to contact them through an attourney and do this legally. Pleas have a Bad life and a horrible death. |
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That was the best I could do being at work and pushed it with that even.
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