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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HEALTH PLAN:
« on: Sep 16th, 2005, 3:45pm »
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do these sound  like your health plan  confused
 
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For all of us who have ever gotten frustrated with our Health Plan coverage!!
 
 
 
 
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HEALTH PLAN:
 
 
10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
   
 9. Directions to your doctor's office include "take a right when you enter the trailer park".  
8. Tongue depressors taste faintly like Fudgesicles.  
 7. Only proctologist in the plan is Gus from Roto-Rooter.  
6. Only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "an apple a day."  
 5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.  
4. "Patient responsible for 200% of out of network chargers" is not a typo.  
 3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.  
2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little "m's" on them.  
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HMO....  
 1. YOU ASK FOR VIAGRA, YOU GET A POPSICLE STICK AND DUCT TAPE!!!!  
 
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Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HEALTH PLA
« Reply #1 on: Sep 16th, 2005, 3:48pm »
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I know no 1 very well  laugh laugh bigguns spit
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Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HEALTH PLA
« Reply #2 on: Sep 16th, 2005, 3:56pm »
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Would the popsicle stick in #1 be the same as the one in #8? Roll Eyes
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on Sep 16th, 2005, 3:56pm, BobG wrote:
Would the popsicle stick in #1 be the same as the one in #8? Roll Eyes

 
 
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Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HEALTH PLA
« Reply #4 on: Sep 16th, 2005, 4:09pm »
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laugh
 
That list is right from new Finnish sitcom... Grin
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