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minnie
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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HEALTH PLAN:
« on: Sep 16th, 2005, 3:45pm » |
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do these sound like your health plan http://funnyfunpages.com/healthplan.htm --------------------------------------------------------------- For all of us who have ever gotten frustrated with our Health Plan coverage!! TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HEALTH PLAN: 10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters. 9. Directions to your doctor's office include "take a right when you enter the trailer park". 8. Tongue depressors taste faintly like Fudgesicles. 7. Only proctologist in the plan is Gus from Roto-Rooter. 6. Only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "an apple a day." 5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. 4. "Patient responsible for 200% of out of network chargers" is not a typo. 3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming. 2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little "m's" on them. AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HMO.... 1. YOU ASK FOR VIAGRA, YOU GET A POPSICLE STICK AND DUCT TAPE!!!! ----------------------------------------------------- [ftp][/ftp]
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Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HEALTH PLA
« Reply #1 on: Sep 16th, 2005, 3:48pm » |
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Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HEALTH PLA
« Reply #2 on: Sep 16th, 2005, 3:56pm » |
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Would the popsicle stick in #1 be the same as the one in #8?
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Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HEALTH PLA
« Reply #3 on: Sep 16th, 2005, 4:04pm » |
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on Sep 16th, 2005, 3:56pm, BobG wrote:Would the popsicle stick in #1 be the same as the one in #8? |
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Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HEALTH PLA
« Reply #4 on: Sep 16th, 2005, 4:09pm » |
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