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I am here.You are there.It is fun here in school.I like it a lot.Who took my lunch.I brought a bologna sandwich.I sat on the bag when I rode the bus this morning.It was good.Today we saw the janitor.Then we went home.The End.
p.s.we all are smart.we skipped a5 grades.I like cheese.
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Re: 3rd Grade Roll Call...
« Reply #1 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 7:38pm » |
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"Janitor" brings back 'bad' memories in school.......we had an attack one and I was it Pam 
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Re: 3rd Grade Roll Call...
« Reply #2 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 8:09pm » |
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I like third grade.at home my bed is made.I can rhyme any time.gee a tree fell on my knee and I said owee,zowie the pain is biggie (no that dont rhyme )melly is swelly but she has no lunch in her belly  (thats melly showing her belly) or in 3rd grade is it melissa?
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Re: 3rd Grade Roll Call...
« Reply #3 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 8:15pm » |
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O MA GAWWWWD~~~ I can't believe you have this thread....... I'm soooo totally in the sixth grade now.....I just did my homework and told my mother how stupid she is.... I don't think I am learning anything at that school because I couldnt remember how to do long division so I totally took the whole thing out on my mother. It took us 3 hours to do homework tonight. Maybe the summer is too long.... MOM NEEDS A DRINK NOW SHE SAYS....!
based on a true story......
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minnie i like melly.my belly is big. don't show the boys.they still smell.boys are gross.my dad is a lush.that is what mom says.i think that means he likes to dress up in womens clothes.giffy is that right..?..?!
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Re: 3rd Grade Roll Call...
« Reply #5 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 8:16pm » |
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on Sep 14th, 2005, 7:38pm, cootie wrote:| "Janitor" brings back 'bad' memories in school.......we had an attack one and I was it Pam |
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well that totally sucked for sure...... not good pammy.....love ree
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« Reply #6 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 8:23pm » |
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ok.are we in 3rd grade or 6th grade?you guys make the call.i'm going to play my games until you decide.p.s.gimme all your chocolate or die.
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Ok Melly but your bellies not big silly . testerday you turned side ways and became indvisable,inadevis ya disapeared.becareful cause a strong wind will blow you away.I know cause I remember the field trip to Nashville.you is skinny and nice friend.....
yup boys have cooties (bad cooties not like our friend cootie she's nice and cool  . Ree is a big girl with lot of homework and gives her mom a headache.......
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minnie, i'm fat, my brother said so, he's such a brat, i stuck his finger into the dogs poo this morning, thanks for sayin ya think i'm skinny, i used ta be but not annymore, dont tell the other girls about it though, mmmK? who took my chocolate????? why is this so HARD????
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Re: 6th Grade Roll Call...
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Ah...elementary school. I have mixed feelings.
My third grade teacher was one of my mother's best friends. I got away with nothing.
My sixth grade teacher was put away for child molesting  and drove an Edsel. Shoulda seen that one coming.
His replacement was terrific.
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Boys are brats......get away or I will kick you in the.....knees !!! (I used to do that all the time cuz if you didn't pay attention to 'me'.....well you would one way or the other) I was always the last one picked to be on someones team too......wah......I was never good at sports and fat chicks ran faster them me. Course I had that horrible leg ache thing goin on no one could figure out. (it has all sorts of medical names NOW).......me so wierd Pam
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« Reply #11 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 8:58pm » |
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Pammies on my team for softball.
see us girls gotta stick together.um one question do boys still have cooties in 6th grade ? Mel drop the chocolate and step away slowly no one will get hurt....
minnie who's on pammie pajammies team
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Re: 6th Grade Roll Call...
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6th grade.......hmmm lets see.......I had a Japanese teacher that did chinese torture on us kids in his class and got away with it.......if you didn't do your homework (cuz ya couldn't understand it or whatever) he would grab you by the throat and pinch it off so you could NOT breathe and then MAKE you look him square in the eye while he yelled at you......holding your breathe for as long as he choose not even allowed to flinch !! And you were not allowed to look away. YES.....pick me for your team and get me out of here Pam
Sorry......but I have more......no wonder I'm strange.......
Anyone understand new math........that sucked in 6th grade........and haveing a teacher like that didn't help......
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« Reply #13 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 10:42pm » |
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on Sep 14th, 2005, 8:23pm, Melissa wrote:ok.are we in 3rd grade or 6th grade?you guys make the call.i'm going to play my games until you decide.p.s.gimme all your chocolate or die.
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I knew you were in third grade..... I was in 6th..... lol and I had just been through the ringer with my daughter.... the reallllllll sixth grader from
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Re: 6th Grade Roll Call...
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on Sep 14th, 2005, 9:11pm, cootie wrote:6th grade.......hmmm lets see.......I had a Japanese teacher that did chinese torture on us kids in his class and got away with it.......if you didn't do your homework (cuz ya couldn't understand it or whatever) he would grab you by the throat and pinch it off so you could NOT breathe and then MAKE you look him square in the eye while he yelled at you......holding your breathe for as long as he choose not even allowed to flinch !! And you were not allowed to look away. YES.....pick me for your team and get me out of here Pam
Sorry......but I have more......no wonder I'm strange.......
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what is the statute of limitations on that school ....shit I'd sue..... you had a bad school experience and someone should pay..... love ree who never got picked for the team either WAHHHHHHHHHH.
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Re: 6th Grade Roll Call...
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I must admit somea that stuff made a lastin impression......sheesh. If we didn't get our homework rite (cuz we didn't understand it or no time to get it done or rite) that same teacher sent us across the hall into the other 6th grade class to be totally embarrassed as DUMIES and go sit on the floor in the back of the room like school rejects for the rest of the day. (Mr Japanese teacher was disgusted so sent you away theory) The teacher over there was BAD.....she was in her 70's with little teeny tiny 1 inch thick glasses and could not see fer shit. She had real gross wad of frizz hair on her head and looked like bride of Frankenstien. She was in charge of your fate for the day now......she'd walk up to you and grab you and get her ugly scarey psyco face in yours so she could see you about a inch away and had to grab paperwork she assigned and hold it up to her glasses an inch away to see it. I even had a blind art teacher......imagine that. She wore special glasses with dark lenses flipped open cuz she had serious eye problems and pupils could not contract with the light. Kids would move trash cans or chairs and she'd fumble around the class and fall. She kicked me out for the year for laughing. I didn't do it. Those were the days when Jeffry Domer and Charlie Manson types were your leaders at school. Oh and what about the gym teacher that gave you an F for the day if you didn't drop your towel in line for the showers in front of her and scamper off so she could watch no matter how your proformed in gyme class that period. Needless to say....I hated school. Schools out forever Pam
I'm SORRY.....I killed this thread.....guess I only remember'd the bad stuff........hmmmm was there any good.......I have more stories but will spare the details. My schools weren't too choosey on teacher qualifications I take it. And it wasn't Transilvania !
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« Reply #16 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 11:51pm » |
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From my 6th grade homework:
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
2. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.
3. Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.
4. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.
5. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.
6. In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled biscuits, and threw the java.
7. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus."
8. Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was cannonized by Bernard Shaw.
9. Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted "hurrah."
10. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking. Sir Fransis Drake Circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
11. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couple. Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet.
12. Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.
13. Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backwards and declared, "A horse divided against itself cannot stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.
14. Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent. Lincoln's mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. They believe the assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposingly insane actor. This ruined Booth's career.
15. Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German half Italian and half English. He was very large.
16. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.
17. The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine. The invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up. Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men. Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species. Madman Curie discovered radio. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx Brothers.
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Re: 6th Grade Roll Call...
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I don't care what grade we're in as long as I don't have to sit next to Giffy or Goat! 
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Grrls dont sit in fronta giffy eether cus he blows spitballs in der hair.
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Well Jethro thank you for that warning!
Are you coming to school now too? Are you?!
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6th grade was the worst 2 yrs. of my life
Hey Gohst! wanna go smoke in the bathroom? I brought my dads bottle of 151 so we can sip on it. c'mon Gohst, you sissy! take a sip, don't be a girl. all the cool kids are doin it. Not that much! oh man yer gonna puke
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Pssst.. how old are we in 6th grade?!!
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