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Ghost
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Warning !!!!!
« on: Sep 14th, 2005, 5:37pm » |
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Police today warned all men who frequent yacht clubs and bars, and parties to stay cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape drug called “beer” to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes in liquid form and is available nearly everywhere. “Beer” is used by female predators to persuade hapless male victims to go home with them. Women need only persuade a man to consume a few of these “beers” and then ask him home for no-strings-attached sex, a simple approach that renders most men helpless. After several “beers,” men will have sex with any woman, even ugly, unattractive, overweight women. Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before, a horrible headache, and a vague feeling that something bad happened. Some really unfortunate men are even separated from their life’s savings in a scam called “a relationship.” In extreme cases, females have entrapped unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a punishment called “marriage.” Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once “beer” is administered. Forward this warning to every male you know. And if you, or some man you know, have fallen victim to this insidious “beer” and the predatory women who administer it, rest assured: male support groups exist in every major city where you can discuss the ugly details of your encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, look in the local Yellow Pages under “Golf Courses.”
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Chillrmn1
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DAMN IT! SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENNED TO ME. Thanks for the warning but a few years too late for me.
Bob.........Oh Oh. Wonder what the wimmin folk are going to have to say about this? Should be interesting though.
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Re: Warning !!!!!
« Reply #2 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 6:41pm » |
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Prenup.....is that how its spelled?
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Re: Warning !!!!!
« Reply #3 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 7:17pm » |
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Re: Warning !!!!!
« Reply #4 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 7:23pm » |
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I haven't been the same since. 
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Re: Warning !!!!!
« Reply #5 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 7:36pm » |
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Truth is that beer was invented by ugly women - so they'd get the occasional naughty.
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Chillrmn1
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Brian,
Now that makes alot of sense. I recall when I used to drink, more and more women seemed to resemble Marilyn Monroe at the 2:00 A.M. last call and closing time!
Bob
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Re: Warning !!!!!
« Reply #7 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 9:57pm » |
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LOL.
Funny shite.
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Re: Warning !!!!!
« Reply #8 on: Sep 15th, 2005, 3:12am » |
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So when a guy buys his mate a beer it means??.... EWWWW!!! 
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AussieBrian
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Re: Warning !!!!!
« Reply #9 on: Sep 15th, 2005, 5:58am » |
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on Sep 15th, 2005, 3:12am, LeLimey wrote:| So when a guy buys his mate a beer it means??.... EWWWW!!! |
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You've got it frack to bunt, Lellie. As blokes drink beer they get uglier.
(Edited to add: 'cept for me, of course.)
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Re: Warning !!!!!
« Reply #10 on: Sep 15th, 2005, 6:02am » |
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I do not get uglier! I get pretty!
I feel pretty, Oh so pretty 
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Re: Warning !!!!!
« Reply #11 on: Sep 15th, 2005, 6:09am » |
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Giff I don't care how much beer you drink, I wouldn't touch you with someone elses!! LMAO 
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Re: Warning !!!!!
« Reply #12 on: Sep 15th, 2005, 6:49am » |
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on Sep 15th, 2005, 6:09am, LeLimey wrote:| Giff I don't care how much beer you drink, I wouldn't touch you with someone elses!! LMAO |
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Re: Warning !!!!!
« Reply #13 on: Sep 15th, 2005, 7:17am » |
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on Sep 15th, 2005, 6:02am, giffy76 wrote:I do not get uglier! I get pretty!
I feel pretty, Oh so pretty |
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I must admit, I haven't been feeling myself lately.
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Re: Warning !!!!!
« Reply #14 on: Sep 15th, 2005, 7:29am » |
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I just got done feeling myself  Some one has to Limey wont
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AussieBrian
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Re: Warning !!!!!
« Reply #15 on: Sep 15th, 2005, 7:42am » |
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See? This is what alcohol and hard drugs does to your children.
Take Monica's advice and just don't inhale!
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Re: Warning !!!!!
« Reply #16 on: Sep 15th, 2005, 8:51am » |
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on Sep 15th, 2005, 7:17am, AussieBrian wrote:
I must admit, I haven't been feeling myself lately.
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Ok Brian who have you been feeling then?
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