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Please list all the places that you hate dealing with...
I'll start:
1- THE FUCKIN POST FUCKIN OFFICE (duh!)
2- BEST FUCKIN BUY
3- KING SOOPER'S (a local grocery chain in Colorado)
4- THE DMV (every time, all the time)
5- ANY MALL period.
6- GUITAR FUCKIN' CENTER (guitarists will know why)
7- KAISER FUCKIN' PERMANENTE's pharmacy (morons!)
8- CALLING KAISER to talk to my doctor (takes 3-4 calls)
9- STAR-freakin-BUCKS
10- JURY FUCKIN DUTY
Your turn....
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Re: What's your $h*t list?
« Reply #1 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 5:02pm » |
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1. a puppy
2.a new house 3. money
oops I opened this and thought it said wishlist 
btw this list is in no special order nor is it complete 
people who start $h*tlists LOL 
I'm either at the top of the list or pretty close.But seeing I'm not on your $h*t list you aren't on mine deal  .sorry about the post office deal if you come to my town we have a nice postmaster.its a one horse town so everyone knows your buisness but there nice about it  .
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Re: What's your $h*t list?
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1. People who don't use the correct fucking envelope when they're in the post office.
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Re: What's your $h*t list?
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on Sep 14th, 2005, 5:03pm, echo wrote:| 1. People who don't use the correct fucking envelope when they're in the post office. |
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1. Or fill out the damn form! 
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Re: What's your $h*t list?
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on Sep 14th, 2005, 5:03pm, echo wrote:| 1. People who don't use the correct fucking envelope when they're in the post office. |
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« Reply #6 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 5:06pm » |
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2. The ever popular cat shit in the hallway.
3. Hairball on the carpet.
4. Idiots who are envelope challenged
5. Hockey pucks in the nards
6. Dick head Neuros
7. Fuckstick the beastcicle
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Re: What's your $h*t list?
« Reply #7 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 5:08pm » |
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1. SUV drivers that weave down the highway at 70+mph, yacking on their cellphones, never using a turn signal, and are oblivious to everyone and everything.
2. Clowns (Fuck, I hate clowns...)
3. Appliance service people, plumbers, and contractors who never show up when they say they will, never call to say they'll be late, and then show up suddenly, on the wrong day and expect you to cut them a check as soon as the work is done.
4. Certain treacherous and traitorous members of my family.
5. Walmart
6. This entire current period of history, politics, and media
7. Anyone who hurts women or children.
8. The beast and the pain it causes the people I love.
9. People who shout into their cellphones in stores, malls, airports, and restaurants.
10. H2 drivers with their "Ultimate Off-Road Vehicle," but who have never actually taken it off-road, but still act like smug little smart-asses.
11. Being gouged at the gas pump.
12. Fundamentalists and extremists, no matter what religion or creed, and whether social, political, or religious.
There's more, but these are the ones that leap immediately to mind.
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on Sep 14th, 2005, 5:05pm, Jonny wrote:
1. Or fill out the damn form!
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What he said would be #8.
Did we mention the envelope handicapped??
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Oh, I almost forgot...
11- Echo..echo...echo...
Frank, I'm with you on all of yours! 
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Re: What's your $h*t list?
« Reply #10 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 5:32pm » |
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My entire list
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Re: What's your $h*t list?
« Reply #11 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 5:45pm » |
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My HATE list:
Sales people that call and ARGUE with me............
Jehova Witness with all there 'suprise' visits to save my soul.........
Kerby sales people that argue they MUST come in to show there product cuz it is even better then before and will NOT take no for an answer and stand there with that can of dirty powder to spread on the carpet telling you they ARE comeing in..........
Verizon store where people are standing in line calling there bosses to ask if they can change there passwords or upgrade and stand there and chit chat while the clerk waits...........
Lowlifes at bars that tell me I look hot then as I walk buy I hear them telling the same thing to the obese gross chick with frizzy hair in skin tight clothes behind me "the same dam thing"..............
Sales or company people that call here obviously from Pakastan and can barely make out one word...........
Family functions I am forced to go to that are so distant the family doesn't even know them.............
Puppy people that call me about my pups for sale advertised that "only" call to tell me there life story with there favorite pet Fluffy with NO intentions of buying a pup or dog...............
Backstabbers, liers and theifs.................
My one neighbor and his reality-less wife...............
And yeah......cell phone yak and drivers.........................
I think this is my THNGS TO KILL list actually......does that count ? Search and destroy Pam
Oh I forgot one.......food orders from a resturant that taste STALE and gross..........
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Re: What's your $h*t list?
« Reply #12 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 6:04pm » |
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I sell on ebay and ship 3 times a week at the post office. Things I HATE:
1. People who don't use the right envelopes.
2. People who don't fill the address portion until they get to the counter.
3. People who don't know to fill out a customs form for overseas packages.
4. People who haven't sealed their boxes and wait to use the post office tape at the counter.
5. People who bring a hundred envelopes, buy stamps, then proceed to stick stamps on envelopes while at the counter.
6. People who can't decide if they want priority, express, or parcel post.
7. People who use credit cards. If you can't afford $5 to ship an item, don't ship it.
8. People that get upset and waste others time waiting to talk to a manager.
That's about all the upsets me at the post office. If it wasn't for stupid customers, the trip would be a piece of cake. 
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People who act like the stubborn zit just below your lower lip that no matter how much it hurts when you try to squeeze the shit out of it, it JUST WON'T POP!!! 
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Re: What's your $h*t list?
« Reply #14 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 6:17pm » |
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I drug a box out of the new big fancy Petco yesturday that weighed as much as I do cuz there was no one to help me.....took an half hour to get the guy stocking fish tanks to notice I needed or 'wanted' some help then when I got what I wanted I had no way to get the dam thing out of the store. The clerk called for someone then he took off too. I was in that store a dam hour and no one was doing anything but stocking little fishes in big tanks......was two people doin it and then they stood around and talked while I paced around them NEEDED to ask some questions. I got so mad I loaded the big box in a cart........brute strenght suddenly.......and wheeled it out the best I could to my truck. Then I couldn't get it IN my truck. As I fought to get it in the door and got it half stuck my dam cart took off down the parking lot with a few items still in it. Nothing I could do......it stopped when it slammed into the curb. Just glad it didn't try to cross the busy intersection........it could of happen'd. I was so mad that I had to go thru all that.....not supposed to lift that much anyhow. Oh well if my back would of snapped I could of sued them and owned that store. Wow.....what comfort is that Pam
Am in a rant and rave mood........thanks Rex......I feel better now...............(kind of)
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Re: What's your $h*t list?
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Next time Pam, TELL them you need help or you want your money back.
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Re: What's your $h*t list?
« Reply #16 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 6:47pm » |
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1. Shit lists
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on Sep 14th, 2005, 6:47pm, nani wrote:1. Shit lists
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Re: What's your $h*t list?
« Reply #18 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 7:06pm » |
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People who are disrespectful, or downright rude, to people they feel are beneath them.
People who have to ruin others' live in order to be happy.
People who pick their noses in the car next to me while I'm driving on the freeway.
Drunk (or high) drivers.
People who are intolerant of others' views.
Gay-bashers.
Rapists.
Anyone who abuses a child, or another innocent.
People who take and take and take and never give back or say thanks.
Friends who need you and need you but aren't there when you need them.
Anyone who says, "oh, i get those. take an aspirin and a quick nap."
Anyone who says 'i love you' but doesn't mean it.
Friends or family who speak ultra-harsh truths, in their opinion, and when you get upset, say it's for your own good.
... I could go on and on....
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on Sep 14th, 2005, 7:06pm, alienspacebabe wrote:People who pick their noses in the car next to me while I'm driving on the freeway.
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sorry Liz...
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Re: What's your $h*t list?
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on Sep 14th, 2005, 7:06pm, alienspacebabe wrote:| People who pick their noses in the car next to me while I'm driving on the freeway. |
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OMFG..........2 MPH and they are dug into the second knuckle........I always make them know I see that by beeping and finger jestures.
I dont need that shit first thing in the morning!!!!
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Re: What's your $h*t list?
« Reply #21 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 8:18pm » |
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Geico ads, Drug ads, Drug stores
Doctors selling unnecessary surgery to finance golf vacations. There oughta be a law.
People who have the bizarre notion that I want to hear indecipherable baby talk on the telephone. I love my new sorta niece but I hate people who let little kids answer the phone for five minutes with no translation.
Depak Chopra
Those creepy guys that shake your hand and won't let go.
Creationists and book burners.
John Edward's con game. No more Larry; please!
Finally, Jonny and Don's public love tryst. Get a video!
    
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Re: What's your $h*t list?
« Reply #22 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 9:05pm » |
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Cell phones.
Anybody that uses a cell phone.
Answering machines.
Cell phones with "Please leave a message" message.
And after last week end....
The Emergency Room at Sunrise Hospital in Las Vegas. Don't ever go there. You will be lucky to come out alive!
Incomptent, inefficient, unprofessional, uneducated, don't give a damn bunch of as$holes.
And cell phones.
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Re: What's your $h*t list?
« Reply #24 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 11:03pm » |
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OK HERE'S MY LIST......
REXTANGLES #4 OF HIS LIST
ECHO'S #2 I GOT THAT TOO
FRANK'S #11 MAN THAT SUCKS
WHAT COOTIE SAID
WHAT LIZZIE (ASB) SAID TOO
REXTANGLES #10 HAVE JURY DUTY THIS MONTH TOO
I AGREE WITH JONNY, .....
I AGREE WITH BOB
I DISAGREE WITH CHARLIE....I LOVE DEEPAK AND JOHN
I HATE CLOWNS TOO FRANK....
BLOSSOM CAT FARTS ARE WORSE......
I ALMOST MISSED BLUE..... AHAHHHHH POST OFFICE HATERS.... DAVE WORKS THERE........
I GUESS I WAS TOO LATE TO WRITE A SHIT LIST.... YOU GUYS SAID IT ALL FIRST......
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