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If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
Clearly, chocolate is a vegetable. Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. A bean is a vegetable. Wait! There's more! Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar beets. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. QED: chocolate is a vegetable.
Chocolate-covered raisins, -cherries, -orange slices and -strawberries all count as fruit. Eat as many as you want. Fruits are an important part of the Food Pyramid.
Hot tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off Your appetite and you'll eat less.
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
Money talks. Chocolate sings.
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, chocolate is therapeutic.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
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Re: Chocolate
« Reply #1 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 9:48am » |
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LMAO! These are good… 
I’m not a chocolate lover though…my friends can’t fathom that…guess there’s something wrong with me… 
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Re: Chocolate
« Reply #2 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 9:53am » |
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OMG  I have been depriving myself of one of the best things for my body to eat.I should have known that chocolate was good for you.Theres gotta be one great tasting food thats good for you too.Thanks ASB for the info I better get started on my butterfingers,almond joy,dove bars,easter bunny ear (thats all that left of the poor thing  ) three muskateers and milkey way bars. gotta go to the store and stock up.Goodbye carrots  and celery hello reeces peanut butter cups.   
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Re: Chocolate
« Reply #3 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 10:59am » |
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on Sep 14th, 2005, 9:53am, minnie wrote:| I better get started on my ...easter bunny ear (thats all that left of the poor thing |
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You don't eat the ears first? The ears are the best part, imho...
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Re: Chocolate
« Reply #4 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 12:03pm » |
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Don't worry, Maria... I'm not a chocolate lover either. That's one thing I didn't inherit from my dad. But I've always thought that he loved it so much that he ate enough of chocolate for the both of us!
But this is great post. I'm going to forward this to my chocolate-loving friends...
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Re: Chocolate
« Reply #5 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 12:06pm » |
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MMMmmmmm Chocolate Donuts
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Re: Chocolate
« Reply #6 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 12:52pm » |
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I ended up eating semi sweet choc chips out of a bag in handfuls last nite.....best way to nail a choc-o-tack......anyone ever try the new candy bar cookies ? There's peanut butter cups ones, mint, and mounds and few others. Ya get 4 lill cookies in a bag. HOLY CHOC SHIT are they ever good........don't start on em cuz ya won't ever be able to quit !! I used to buy boxes of choc mint Girlscout cookies and eat all of them in a couple days. I have a real weakness for em leme tell ya !!! And so glad there seasonal.....until that dreadful day I disover'd the mint candy bar cookies !!!! OMG.......now I can get em everytime I go into a store or gas station. Just say NO Pam
Got into the Mounds cookie pack last nite.....had to eat em all to get rid of em. They come in a flat pack of 4 cookies different flavors. Cats ass...........yum....... 
PS: There's also the new whipped choc small yogart's at the store (not in fat free yet tho)......got some of them the other day (choc-addict here) and they taste a bit odd......like a choc cream pie that sat out too long. There's cherry choc and choc mouse....I 'll get used to that wierd taste tho...........cho is OH SOOOOO GOOOOOOOOED......jus thought I'd add that or you yogart fans !!
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Re: Chocolate
« Reply #7 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 12:54pm » |
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I tried some chocolate flovored beer a few weaks ago, and let me tell you. 
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Re: Chocolate
« Reply #8 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 1:02pm » |
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ICK.....isn't that choc beer NASTY !!!! Tried some not long ago........gag gag gag choke spit. There is also pineapple beer.......and some other fruity stuff. Blech. Stop over for snort of 'shine'........Brad'll be happy to share swig or two of his stash. Mite wanna stay a while and put yer feet up tho or have a driver. Me.....I go straight to PEUK stage.......I miss the fun part Pam
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Since the topic is 'Chocolate', here's how one variety is made:
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Re: Chocolate
« Reply #10 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 3:24pm » |
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You ain't right, Ueli!
note to self: no more kisses.
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Re: Chocolate
« Reply #11 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 3:30pm » |
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Great, now I am hungry,
I would like a chocolate covered..........
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Re: Chocolate
« Reply #12 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 3:33pm » |
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Thanks Paul...
Now I'm really NOT into chocolate...
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Re: Chocolate
« Reply #13 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 3:39pm » |
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on Sep 14th, 2005, 3:30pm, Opus wrote:Great, now I am hungry,
I would like a chocolate covered..........kitties
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Re: Chocolate
« Reply #14 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 3:59pm » |
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I don't have a special affinity for chocolate but anything with nougat Yeh! (Nougat has lots of egg and nuts)
But then I'm no omnivore but a dead straight carnivore. Meat and salt, thats about it.
You have this one time a day and you're filled. I think I originate from the Khoi/Bushman. 1 sheep or buck a week, consumated in one day, belly protruding like a woman just about to give birth and then nothing until the next week when hunger makes you look at anything resembling food again.
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Re: Chocolate
« Reply #15 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 6:58pm » |
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on Sep 14th, 2005, 12:52pm, cootie wrote:| I used to buy boxes of choc mint Girlscout cookies and eat all of them in a couple days. I have a real weakness for em leme tell ya !! |
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Freeze em.... they're even better.
(Note to self: Dove bars don't curb a chocolate attack.)
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Re: Chocolate
« Reply #16 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 7:35pm » |
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kitties........oh oh more cat abuse. Geeze......no way could I eat a goat or sheep or whatever a week.....blech......I'm not too carnivourous anyhow and I'd make a bad Jungle Pam.......but give me a pizza, 4 blocks of diet pepsi and some cheese sticks and I am good for a month. Oh and a bag of York mint patties.....gotta have them. (did I mention beer too) Pam-ala-coots
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Re: Chocolate
« Reply #17 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 8:00pm » |
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on Sep 14th, 2005, 3:39pm, ghost62 wrote:Great, now I am hungry,
I would like a chocolate covered..........kitties
Wait wrong site!
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Now look what you did, you confused Cootie.
I actually meant pizza but then no one would know what that means.
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Re: Chocolate
« Reply #18 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 8:12pm » |
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on Sep 14th, 2005, 8:00pm, Opus wrote:
Now look what you did, you confused Cootie.
I actually meant pizza but then no one would know what that means.
Opus/Paul
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Never tried chocolate-covered pizza.... guess that'll work for Friday night dinner.
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Re: Chocolate
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Re: Chocolate
« Reply #20 on: Sep 14th, 2005, 8:57pm » |
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You've wrecked our lives Ueli. Over here Swiss chocolate is in the gormet section.
I hate you.
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Re: Chocolate
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on Sep 14th, 2005, 8:12pm, alienspacebabe wrote:
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I think the Babe got it,
I never tried it either but it sounds good.
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Re: Chocolate
« Reply #22 on: Sep 15th, 2005, 9:20am » |
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ASB---PMS?
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Re: Chocolate
« Reply #23 on: Sep 15th, 2005, 11:30am » |
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I have recipes for dessert pizza's if anyone wants them!!
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Re: Chocolate
« Reply #24 on: Sep 15th, 2005, 1:47pm » |
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on Sep 15th, 2005, 9:20am, TomM wrote:
I don't believe in PMS - it's merely the that period of time when the woman is always right, if you want to keep your balls intact.
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