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vietvet2tours
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Everyone seems to be wondering why
Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now:
No Jesus.
No Wal-Mart.
No television.
No cheerleaders.
No baseball.
No football.
No basketball.
No hockey.
No golf.
No tailgate parties.
No Home Depot.
No pork BBQ.
No hot dogs.
No burgers.
No lobster.
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.
No gumbo.
No jambalaya.
More than one wife. (HELLO, ARE YOU CRAZY?)
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door
because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
No chocolate chip cookies.
No Girl Scout cookies.
No Christmas.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell
of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses
and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey,
but your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die
It all gets better!
IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE?
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Re: Musings
« Reply #1 on: Sep 8th, 2005, 9:17pm » |
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don't forget all that sand in their shorts...
chafing sucks...
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Re: Musings
« Reply #2 on: Sep 8th, 2005, 9:18pm » |
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on Sep 8th, 2005, 9:13pm, vietvet2tours wrote:Everyone seems to be wondering why
Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now:
No Jesus.
No Wal-Mart.
No television.
No cheerleaders.
No baseball.
No football.
No basketball.
No hockey.
No golf.
No tailgate parties.
No Home Depot.
No pork BBQ.
No hot dogs.
No burgers.
No lobster.
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.
No gumbo.
No jambalaya.
More than one wife. (HELLO, ARE YOU CRAZY?)
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door
because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
No chocolate chip cookies.
No Girl Scout cookies.
No Christmas.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell
of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses
and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey,
but your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die
It all gets better!
IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE?
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Re: Musings
« Reply #3 on: Sep 8th, 2005, 9:55pm » |
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I'd heard that some of the suicide bombers 'young and old' were told that if they did this for there cause there families would live forever. Wow imagine that.......maybe they should just kill each other Pam
Seen a show about Iran the other nite 'late nite tv can be strange'.......they said they can not have party's and dance and no alchohol....it is illigal to have !!! So kids sneak around to parties at people's houses and have to be careful not to get busted. Cuz they'd be arrested big time. Even hamsters have it better then they do !!!
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Re: Musings
« Reply #4 on: Sep 8th, 2005, 10:28pm » |
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All those vigins waiting for them too. 
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Re: Musings
« Reply #5 on: Sep 8th, 2005, 10:30pm » |
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on Sep 8th, 2005, 9:55pm, cootie wrote:......maybe they should just kill each other They've been doing that for centuries. It's in their holy book. It's a way of life. They are taught that from childhood.
Seen a show about Iran the other nite 'late nite tv can be strange'.......they said they can not have party's and dance and no alchohol....it is illigal to have !!! So kids sneak around to parties at people's houses and have to be careful not to get busted. Cuz they'd be arrested big time. |
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Kids having forbidden parties! Sneaking around? Are you talking about Muslim kids or American kids?
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Re: Musings
« Reply #6 on: Sep 8th, 2005, 11:06pm » |
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Oh hell here even the parents do that......sneak and party Pam
Guess in Iran ya get a big sentense for gettin caught.......mite even include a hanging or two.........
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Re: Musings
« Reply #7 on: Sep 8th, 2005, 11:15pm » |
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One of the drawbacks of a Fundamentalist religious government. No personal freedom. Kinda like the government that's taking hold in Iraq. 
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Well that explains the muslim suicidal/homicidal thing.
Now I'm left wondering what possesses young americans to do that shit and why their parents and family cheer them on so.
Must be our version of that religious thing....ya get heaven or job training...quite a sales pitch.
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