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Jethro_G_Clampett
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fer makin' da message bord such a warm 'n fuzzy place. I kin feel da warmth in here, yup, yup.
Bin havin awful headakees fer 42 yeers now. Jus got diagnozed with Cluster. Caint do no moonshine wit da critter in my head. Beatin my head against da oak tree werks perty good.
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Re: Thank Yew!
« Reply #1 on: Sep 6th, 2005, 5:46pm » |
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on Sep 6th, 2005, 5:42pm, Jethro_G_Clampett wrote: Beatin my head against da oak tree werks perty good.
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Hello Jethro..
Now if you've tried the ole oaks and that just works perty good maybe what you really need is some beech to bang?
Always here to help
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Re: Thank Yew!
« Reply #2 on: Sep 6th, 2005, 5:46pm » |
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Re: Thank Yew!
« Reply #3 on: Sep 6th, 2005, 6:21pm » |
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Jethro was a Bodine... not a Clampett.
Jed (Jedidiah) was the Clampett.
Did you forget about Cousin Pearl?
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don
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Whats the "G" stand for?
And his name wasn't Clampett. It was Bodine.
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Re: Thank Yew!
« Reply #5 on: Sep 6th, 2005, 7:41pm » |
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Hi Ted
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Re: Thank Yew!
« Reply #6 on: Sep 6th, 2005, 8:19pm » |
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oh, and the Clampetts were from the Ozarks, not Appalachia....
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Re: Thank Yew!
« Reply #7 on: Sep 6th, 2005, 9:16pm » |
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Shucks.....anyone wanna go fer a dip in the sea-mint pond !!! Ellie Mae Coots
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Re: Thank Yew!
« Reply #8 on: Sep 6th, 2005, 10:30pm » |
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Hi Ted. 
How ya feelin?
Charlie
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Jethro_G_Clampett
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Re: Thank Yew!
« Reply #9 on: Sep 7th, 2005, 12:21am » |
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on Sep 6th, 2005, 5:46pm, LeLimey wrote:
Hello Jethro..
Now if you've tried the ole oaks and that just works perty good maybe what you really need is some beech to bang?
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Thanks fer da kind offer Helen. Happy to heer yer always here to help, but I alreddy got me a beech to bang.
vig an don - Us Clampetts an Bodines hav ben vacashunin tagether fer a hunnert yeers. Us appalachians an ozarkians hav ben mixin breed fer a hunnert yeers now.
don - da G is fer George
JDH an Charlie - who in tarnation is Ted?
Ellie Mae Coots - now dont go givin me da hots fer ya.
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Re: Thank Yew!
« Reply #10 on: Sep 7th, 2005, 7:00am » |
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I'm glad you found us! 
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Have ya tagged Ellie Mae yet?
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Re: Thank Yew!
« Reply #12 on: Sep 7th, 2005, 1:18pm » |
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Shoot dem squirrels?
Taint nuttin wrong wit folks whos huntin fer there own vittles.
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Re: Thank Yew!
« Reply #13 on: Sep 7th, 2005, 1:39pm » |
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He got a real pretty mouth, don't he?
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Re: Thank Yew!
« Reply #14 on: Sep 7th, 2005, 7:48pm » |
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on Sep 7th, 2005, 1:39pm, Rock_Lobster wrote:| He got a real pretty mouth, don't he? |
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Yep! Nice tooth.  I think I'm in love.
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Re: Thank Yew!
« Reply #15 on: Sep 7th, 2005, 8:42pm » |
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on Sep 6th, 2005, 5:46pm, LeLimey wrote:
maybe what you really need is some beech to bang?
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Over 24 hours later...
...and I finally got it.  
LMAO!!
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Re: Thank Yew!
« Reply #16 on: Sep 7th, 2005, 8:59pm » |
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on Sep 7th, 2005, 8:42pm, nani wrote:
Over 24 hours later...
...and I finally got it.
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And after Helen wrote:
Quote:maybe what you really need is some beech to bang?
Always here to help
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Jethro wrote:
Quote:| Thanks fer da kind offer Helen... but I alreddy got me a beech to bang. |
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Re: Thank Yew!
« Reply #17 on: Sep 7th, 2005, 10:57pm » |
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on Sep 7th, 2005, 8:59pm, BikerBob wrote:
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Jethro wrote:
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It's not nice to laugh at your double entendre impaired sisters, BB. 
I still can't believe I didn't get it. I know, I'm lame.
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Re: Thank Yew!
« Reply #18 on: Sep 8th, 2005, 2:40pm » |
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Don't feel bad nani.......at first I thought it said breech and was tryin to picture banging on a baby being born breech. Fame to lame Pam
It was late............... 
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Re: Thank Yew!
« Reply #19 on: Sep 8th, 2005, 2:54pm » |
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It just goes to show how fast our Helen's lovely witty mind broils to an occasion. 
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Jethro_G_Clampett
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Re: Thank Yew!
« Reply #20 on: Sep 9th, 2005, 2:13am » |
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WooHoo
Reedin yer wedsite heer I learnt about oxigen. Went to da fire house on da otha side a da ridge. Dey gave me a 200 pounder tank dat I had ta haul back over da ridge. Dey called it a H tank I beleev. WERKS GOOD.
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Re: Thank Yew!
« Reply #21 on: Sep 9th, 2005, 3:01am » |
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on Sep 9th, 2005, 2:13am, Jethro_G_Clampett wrote:WooHoo
Reedin yer wedsite heer I learnt about oxigen. Went to da fire house on da otha side a da ridge. Dey gave me a 200 pounder tank dat I had ta haul back over da ridge. Dey called it a H tank I beleev. WERKS GOOD.
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Jethro, best stuff this O2. Just wish I could get hold of some, aah well, I just take deep breaths of air.
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Jethro_G_Clampett
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Re: Thank Yew!
« Reply #22 on: Sep 12th, 2005, 12:57am » |
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on Sep 6th, 2005, 5:46pm, LeLimey wrote:
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WooHoo. I banged da beech tonite.
Jethro 
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LeLimey
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Re: Thank Yew!
« Reply #23 on: Sep 12th, 2005, 3:19am » |
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Maybe next time you should go for a piece of Ash then eh Jethro?!
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Re: Thank Yew!
« Reply #24 on: Sep 12th, 2005, 8:21am » |
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LMAO
Hi Ted....
Who loves ya babe
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