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Pick your porn name.
« on: Sep 5th, 2005, 8:52pm » |
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The local radio station here are running a comp for the best porn name.
The prizes are great: a cruddy T shirt and a 10 year old CD.
The rules are: your first name has to be the name of your first pet, your second name is the name of the street you first lived in.
My first pet was a mangy lookin dog called Streaker and I lived on the Grange Road, so my porn name would be Streaker Grange.
Lets see what we can come up with.
PFD'S
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Re: Pick your porn name.
« Reply #1 on: Sep 5th, 2005, 8:55pm » |
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Screw the rules......
My name is Diamond Dick the Impaler 
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Re: Pick your porn name.
« Reply #2 on: Sep 5th, 2005, 8:55pm » |
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The name game Pam
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I am kinda partial to Velvet Revolver being a porn name instead of a band, so I gotta go with that...
lmfao Eric
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Re: Pick your porn name.
« Reply #4 on: Sep 5th, 2005, 8:59pm » |
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My first pet was a pony named Lil' Bit and I lived on Ranger Rd.
Lil' Bit Ranger
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Fritz Rockland.
With that name I'm either a porn star or an international arms dealer!
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Re: Pick your porn name.
« Reply #6 on: Sep 5th, 2005, 9:07pm » |
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This just would not do!
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Re: Pick your porn name.
« Reply #7 on: Sep 5th, 2005, 9:12pm » |
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Mine would be Cuddles Miller.
I, however, like the one that's my son's name would be - Gucci Chardonnay.
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on Sep 5th, 2005, 9:04pm, don wrote:Fritz Rockland.
With that name I'm either a porn star or an international arms dealer!
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Sounds gay
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« Reply #9 on: Sep 5th, 2005, 9:23pm » |
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Skippy Arthur. Skippy...LOL
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Peanut Alamance.............
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Re: Pick your porn name.
« Reply #13 on: Sep 5th, 2005, 10:32pm » |
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Pepper Knickerbocker
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« Reply #14 on: Sep 5th, 2005, 10:33pm » |
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Re: Pick your porn name.
« Reply #15 on: Sep 5th, 2005, 10:52pm » |
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on Sep 5th, 2005, 9:12pm, blossom wrote:Mine would be Cuddles Miller.
I, however, like the one that's my son's name would be - Gucci Chardonnay.
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Good point Karen
I just tried my kids names, my daughter ( who by the way is named Karen) comes out as Gizmo Dover as she had a budgie and we lived in Dover Way at the time.
My son on the other hand would not be impressed as he had a very large German Shepard called Ben so he would be Ben Dover, this I think I will keep quiet and not tell him.
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Re: Pick your porn name.
« Reply #16 on: Sep 5th, 2005, 11:13pm » |
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P ussy Willow Glovers corners road, WTF you have got to be kidding.
If I pick diffrent pets and streets I have been on I get,
Fletcher West, which I guess isn't as bad.
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Re: Pick your porn name.
« Reply #17 on: Sep 6th, 2005, 12:42am » |
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Oh crap. Why do we have boring street names here in Finland? And why didn't I name any of the fish I used to have? Now I don't have an interesting porn name. Gotta stick to writing, I suppose... 
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Re: Pick your porn name.
« Reply #18 on: Sep 6th, 2005, 3:48am » |
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Oh my poor kids!! LMAO.. I got them two kittens called Widdle and Puke.. so one gets to be Widdle Wear Bay and the other gets to be Puke Wear Bay!
Jasper isn't faring so much better.. we had a cat called (cat) Astrophe when he was born so he would be Astrophe Harebell.. sounds VERY gay bless him! (Actually he sounds like something out of The Rocky Horror Show  )
David's first pet was when we lived together and we got a kitten called DC (David's cat) and that makes him David Long Acre.. nuff said!
I have to make do with Puss Puss Warwick.. let this be a lesson to everyone who hasn't got kids yet.. bear in mind where you live and what you call your pets!
Oh and Sandie.. when I used to go out with "The Swede" he had a cat called Jons and lived on a road called Stinavagen which translates as MilkyWay I believe..
It don't get much pornier than John's Milky Way does it?!! 
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Re: Pick your porn name.
« Reply #19 on: Sep 6th, 2005, 6:57am » |
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Playing strictly by the rules - Holy Trinity.
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Re: Pick your porn name.
« Reply #20 on: Sep 6th, 2005, 7:06am » |
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Okay Bri.. I have to ask!! WTF was your pet called HOLY for?!
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Re: Pick your porn name.
« Reply #21 on: Sep 6th, 2005, 7:20am » |
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Dinkum, LeL. It was a tortoise or a turtle, I don't really remember, but I bawled my eyes out when dad drilled a hole in it's shell to attach the sting so it couldn't get lost.
Perhaps it should read "Holey Trinity", which as porn names go is even more betterer still.
Dunno how to post a Birth Certificate, but I was born at 33 Trinity Road.
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Re: Pick your porn name.
« Reply #22 on: Sep 6th, 2005, 7:25am » |
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Obediah Zimmerman. Not much of a porn name, more like a Bible thumpin farmer.
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Re: Pick your porn name.
« Reply #23 on: Sep 6th, 2005, 7:27am » |
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As a child - Wrinkles Fernwood
As married couple - Pepper Sagewood
Now - Boots Chadwick
Pepper or Boots is surely a good porn name, but Wrinkles?
With that name, doing porn movies, I never woulda had a close up.
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Re: Pick your porn name.
« Reply #24 on: Sep 6th, 2005, 7:35am » |
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Boots sounds the kinkiest Sandy!!
Bri one of my best friends when I was younger lived on a Trinity Road and the three of us together were always known as the UNholy Trinity.. I never did know why.. I've always wanted a tortoise as a pet. Do you still have him/her?
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