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giffy76
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poop in my pants
« on: Aug 31st, 2005, 12:57pm » |
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Sorry, I'm just saying poop in my pants to see what kind of advertisements pop up on the bottom of the page.
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Re: poop in my pants
« Reply #1 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 1:00pm » |
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LMAO!
A bit bored are we???
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« Reply #2 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 1:02pm » |
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Migraine relief......... 
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Re: poop in my pants
« Reply #3 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 1:08pm » |
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on Aug 31st, 2005, 1:02pm, Racer1_NC wrote:| Migraine relief......... |
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giffy76
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Re: poop in my pants
« Reply #4 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 1:08pm » |
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Damn! I was hoping for better advertising sceams. Oh well.
Langa, were you hoping for a story about me pooping my pants, well here ya go.
I was 6 and had alot of corn for dinner and after dinner my mom dressed me in a one piece snow suit ( Ohio winters can get bad ) so I could go play in the snow. You can figure out the rest.
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Re: poop in my pants
« Reply #5 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 1:27pm » |
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I thought you asking for someone else to poop in your pants. Gross!!!
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« Reply #6 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 1:37pm » |
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Quote:Langa, were you hoping for a story about me pooping my pants, well here ya go.
I was 6 and had alot of corn for dinner and after dinner my mom dressed me in a one piece snow suit ( Ohio winters can get bad ) so I could go play in the snow. You can figure out the rest. |
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Uh, actually, no...I was not hoping for such a story...damn, that sounds messy... 
Crystal pooped in her bathing suit when she was 4 while in the pool...she was having so much fun that she didn't want to stop to go to the bathroom and then she couldn't hold it. As I tried to carefully walk around the edge of the pool to pull her out, one turd slipped out and floated in the pool  I quickly got her in the bathroom. I gently tried to maneuver her bottoms off to allow the other turd to fall in the bowl, she moved and it all fell on the floor where it proceeded to break into little pieces...I was not a very happy person that day... 
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Re: poop in my pants
« Reply #8 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 1:41pm » |
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on Aug 31st, 2005, 1:37pm, Langa wrote:
Uh, actually, no...I was not hoping for such a story...damn, that sounds messy...
Crystal pooped in her bathing suit when she was 4 while in the pool...she was having so much fun that she didn't want to stop to go to the bathroom and then she couldn't hold it. As I tried to carefully walk around the edge of the pool to pull her out, one turd slipped out and floated in the pool I quickly got her in the bathroom. I gently tried to maneuver her bottoms off to allow the other turd to fall in the bowl, she moved and it all fell on the floor where it proceeded to break into little pieces...I was not a very happy person that day...
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Can anyone else picture the pool scene from Caddy Shack?
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Re: poop in my pants
« Reply #9 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 3:36pm » |
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That stinks man......... sorry 
Me too Mel:
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Re: poop in my pants
« Reply #10 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 3:55pm » |
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on Aug 31st, 2005, 1:41pm, ghost62 wrote:
Can anyone else picture the pool scene from Caddy Shack? |
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Doodie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: poop in my pants
« Reply #11 on: Sep 1st, 2005, 4:57am » |
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on Aug 31st, 2005, 1:41pm, ghost62 wrote:
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I wasn't paying attention to the doodie, I was looking at the boobies. I would go over to my buddies house cause his parents had the movie, we would wait for them to go to sleep, break out caddyshack and watch in awe. I think we were 10 or 11 yrs old.
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Re: poop in my pants
« Reply #12 on: Sep 1st, 2005, 7:44am » |
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No little ads on my page, but there is a public service announcement thing that says:
"Support UCP today and make a divverence in the lives of people with disabilities" .
Maybe UPC stands for Underwear Cleaners of Poop. What do you think? Is pooping in your pants considered a disability?.
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giffy76
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Re: poop in my pants
« Reply #13 on: Sep 1st, 2005, 8:00am » |
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Well I would certainly hope it's a disability, who wants to work next to someone who poops their pants twice a day.
Hey Jim. you smell sumpin? Sure do I musta shat myself again.
Can we end this thread now?
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Re: poop in my pants
« Reply #14 on: Sep 1st, 2005, 8:04am » |
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FWUMP!!
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Re: poop in my pants
« Reply #15 on: Sep 1st, 2005, 8:07am » |
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on Aug 31st, 2005, 12:57pm, giffy76 wrote:| Sorry, I'm just saying poop in my pants to see what kind of advertisements pop up on the bottom of the page. |
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There aren't any ads at the bottom of my page.
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Re: poop in my pants
« Reply #16 on: Sep 1st, 2005, 10:57pm » |
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Gee I guess I won't be inviteing you over to go snow sleding this winter.........do you still wear a snowsuit ? Looks like you stumped the banner advertisers at the bottom cuz they didn't come up with anything thats even connected with poop.......it said something at the bottom about coastal waters so that mite be close. Tiny bubbles Pam
Gee the advertisement at the bottom just changed to 'disabilities'.......what next ? Sum guy that works at the Goodwill store must crap his pants alot cuz last time I was in there he walked past me and he had that old familiar smell..............that is GAG me gross.
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Re: poop in my pants
« Reply #17 on: Sep 2nd, 2005, 7:17am » |
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on Sep 1st, 2005, 8:00am, giffy76 wrote:Well I would certainly hope it's a disability, who wants to work next to someone who poops their pants twice a day.
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Wait -
You poop twice a day?
is this normal?
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Re: poop in my pants
« Reply #18 on: Sep 2nd, 2005, 8:07am » |
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on Sep 2nd, 2005, 7:17am, Woobie wrote:
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That sounds like it would be awfully tiring...  
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