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Really stupid question - soooo not CH!
« on: Aug 30th, 2005, 10:22pm » |
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Why do dog's farts smell so horrible? OMG - I am sitting here trying to read and respond on the board and Sparky is under the computer desk rippin' 'em off! I swear I am about to put a cork up his butt! What in the world could a dog possibly eat to make him smell that bad. My eyes are watering... make it stop!!!
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Re: Really stupid question - soooo not CH!
« Reply #1 on: Aug 30th, 2005, 10:25pm » |
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ROFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Really stupid question - soooo not CH!
« Reply #2 on: Aug 30th, 2005, 10:28pm » |
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sorry have to lol,
we got 4 gas chambers!!!!!
but ya got to love them.. lol
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Re: Really stupid question - soooo not CH!
« Reply #3 on: Aug 30th, 2005, 10:37pm » |
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Certain dog foods seem to cause them to do it worse......esp the sulfur farts......yuk.....eyes burning nose watering !!! Certain foods do it too ya mite give em (table scraps).........as much as gas is gettin too bad we can't bottle that shit. Puns are funs Pam 
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Re: Really stupid question - soooo not CH!
« Reply #4 on: Aug 30th, 2005, 10:43pm » |
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I was just thinking we should bottle it up and take it over to Iraq... we could flush out Osama in no time with that insane nastiness... or figure out a way for it to power our cars...
Gas price blues-
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Re: Really stupid question - soooo not CH!
« Reply #5 on: Aug 30th, 2005, 11:25pm » |
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EEEWWW... I don't even have to be there to gag! Chicken based dog food keeps my guys less "farty". Beef based makes my life unbearable. 
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Re: Really stupid question - soooo not CH!
« Reply #6 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 3:36am » |
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Karen, Karen, Karen.... I'll bet you didn't ask Ellen did you?! She would have told you!!!
Remember our little trip to Walmart?!!
The black biscuits?!
Ye-ess!!! 
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Re: Really stupid question - soooo not CH!
« Reply #7 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 7:20am » |
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LMAO, Helen, of course I remember! I haven't eaten an Oreo since! My thighs thank you!
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Re: Really stupid question - soooo not CH!
« Reply #8 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 7:23am » |
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Well try then out on guffy.. if they stop him trumpeting then you KNOW what the secret ingredient that turns them black is!!
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Re: Really stupid question - soooo not CH!
« Reply #9 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 7:41am » |
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It's especially gross when your laborador sneaks up in bed between you and hubby in the middle of the night, and lays his butt end by the pillows. When he lets one go, both of us are up and outta there STAT!
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Re: Really stupid question - soooo not CH!
« Reply #10 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 7:57am » |
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Do you mean to say that I don't hold the record as best (worst) farter in the world??? 
I guess it's time to break out the Thai chiles again.
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Re: Really stupid question - soooo not CH!
« Reply #11 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 8:14am » |
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My buddy, when I was a kid, had a doberman named Boozer. Boozer lived up to his name: There was nothing that dog loved more in the world, than beer. Doggie farts are bad. Beer farts are bad. Doggie beer farts come straight from the bowels of Hell. That damn dog could clear the HOUSE!!!
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Re: Really stupid question - soooo not CH!
« Reply #12 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 9:01am » |
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I still say I got the record.
Cleared a 20 story bldg, with just 1 rip.
Dont know why but vitamin C tablets make mongo happy. 
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Re: Really stupid question - soooo not CH!
« Reply #13 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 9:14am » |
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Change what you are feeding the dog. Dogs have terribly sensative digestive systemsand consistent gas is a sign that they are distressed. If you are giving anything from the table with salt, peper, spice, herbs, garlic, onion you could really be causing these problems.
If you want to give your dog a treat - try fresh veggies and see if the problem subsides.
Tom
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Re: Really stupid question - soooo not CH!
« Reply #14 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 9:41am » |
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on Aug 31st, 2005, 9:14am, burnt-toast wrote:| If you want to give your dog a treat - try fresh veggies and a Michelob see if the problem subsides. |
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Fixed it for you, Tom.
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Re: Really stupid question - soooo not CH!
« Reply #15 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 9:43am » |
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on Aug 31st, 2005, 9:01am, ghost62 wrote:I still say I got the record.
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If you can't get at least 45 seconds and 3 key changes, you ain't even close.
Oh the 'True' stories I could tell.... Maybe another day. 
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Re: Really stupid question - soooo not CH!
« Reply #16 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 9:45am » |
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on Aug 31st, 2005, 9:43am, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:
If you can't get at least 45 seconds and 3 key changes, you ain't even close.
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That was true
I did have help from taco bell and white castle
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Re: Really stupid question - soooo not CH!
« Reply #17 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 9:56am » |
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Hey Ghost,
I think we should get together for dinner some day (maybe something spicey?) and then go visit some place like maybe.... The Sears Tower? Get in that elevator to the observation deck (over 2 minutes to the top) and let em fly as soon as the door closes.
Do you think we could clear out an entire high rise?
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Re: Really stupid question - soooo not CH!
« Reply #18 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 10:00am » |
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Definatly worth a try
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Re: Really stupid question - soooo not CH!
« Reply #19 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 10:20am » |
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>A woman, pregnant with triplets was walking down
>> the street when a robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.
>> Luckily, she and the babies survived. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate.
>> She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.
>> All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother.
>> "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out" replied the daughter.
>> The mother told her it was okay and explained >> what happened 16 years before..
>> About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.
>> "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."
>> Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years before.
>> A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
>> "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened,
>> you were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."
>> "No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog..."
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Re: Really stupid question - soooo not CH!
« Reply #20 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 10:44am » |
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on Aug 31st, 2005, 9:41am, Frank_W wrote:
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As usual - nice fix!
Tom
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Re: Really stupid question - soooo not CH!
« Reply #21 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 12:43pm » |
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My doxie never farts...she's a lady
Actually, it's either that she's too small and the farts disappear into the air before they get to me or it's her diet. I do hear her rip'em sometimes, but they never smell. On the other hand, my sister's dog...this dog can evacuate a home...it's awful...
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Re: Really stupid question - soooo not CH!
« Reply #22 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 12:45pm » |
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on Aug 31st, 2005, 12:43pm, Langa wrote:
P.S.: Pat and Ghost...you guys are gross...
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I guess if the shoe fits.....
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Re: Really stupid question - soooo not CH!
« Reply #23 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 12:53pm » |
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on Aug 31st, 2005, 12:45pm, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:
I guess if the shoe fits.....
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it sure does
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Re: Really stupid question - soooo not CH!
« Reply #24 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 1:29pm » |
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Langa,
What size shoe do you wear??? Probably the same as me and Ghost.
I haven't seen you around much recently. It's good to see you back.
 
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