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jimmers
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42 year old record broken!
« on: Aug 30th, 2005, 10:26am » |
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Along with my collarbone! Damn ATV'S 
When I arrived at the ER in beautiful Wild Rose Wi. the nurse asked me on a scale of 1-10 how was the pain. I said I get clusterheadaches, so this pain is like having an ice cream cone. The cool thing was she knew exactly what I was talking about.
The part that pissed me of is I'm 42 and never broke a bone. And for all you inquisitive people, alcohol was not a factor.
Remind me to never to do a donut on an ATV again.
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Re: 42 year old record broken!
« Reply #1 on: Aug 30th, 2005, 10:30am » |
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Aw, man.... I hope you heal up quickly. Very cool that the nurse knew what you were talking about. But the REAL question is: Was she hot?
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Re: 42 year old record broken!
« Reply #2 on: Aug 30th, 2005, 10:49am » |
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WELL WAS SHE?
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Re: 42 year old record broken!
« Reply #3 on: Aug 30th, 2005, 11:33am » |
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Hey Jimbo, answer ghost. Was she?
Busted bone huh? Happens to the best of us sooner or later. Wish I had a buck for every time I took a flyer over the handle bars.
Best thing to do is get back in the saddle and have another donut.
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Re: 42 year old record broken!
« Reply #4 on: Aug 30th, 2005, 1:22pm » |
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Better to pop the collar bone than pop the nurse!
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Re: 42 year old record broken!
« Reply #5 on: Aug 30th, 2005, 6:38pm » |
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Jimbo age does not break bones neither do ATV's but you still have my sympathy and I hope you heal well to go and do it again!
You other brainless hunged homosapiens, give the man your sympathies not your total apathy by going ape again about what you can't have! 
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Re: 42 year old record broken!
« Reply #6 on: Aug 30th, 2005, 7:20pm » |
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Get Well Soon Dude.. !!!
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Re: 42 year old record broken!
« Reply #7 on: Aug 30th, 2005, 7:57pm » |
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OUCH.
Sorry for that but here's your excuse to start treating yourself really well for a time. 
God CH is a horror in that we can use it to deal with the pain of other maladies. How lucky can we get....
Charlie
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Re: 42 year old record broken!
« Reply #8 on: Aug 30th, 2005, 8:38pm » |
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Frank W. and ghost and Bob G: She had a butterface, a real nice body---- b u t t e r f a c e!(Drawn out) 
Tom M: Your either really warped or you have to much time on your hands.
Jasmyn: Hunged hopmosapien? Shhhh, I thought that was our secret
jcmquix and charlie: Thanx
I turned down the Vicodin prescription that they wanted to give me. I really didn't know how many people that that would piss off. Everyone is asking "What did they give ya for pain?" And when I tell them and that I turned it down, They say whatta are ya crazy? I guess so.
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Re: 42 year old record broken!
« Reply #9 on: Aug 30th, 2005, 10:17pm » |
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OMG! I hope you heal up quick! Amazing isn't it that you can have a broken bone and not feel like you need anything for it?! I swear, I had a breast reduction (ever seen how they do this surgery? *shiver*) and took Tylenol - over the counter, not even the prescription strength.
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Re: 42 year old record broken!
« Reply #10 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 12:11am » |
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OW! Thise ATVs can maim and kill...
um, I'm glad you got off "easy" ? 
Feel better. hugs, nani
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Re: 42 year old record broken!
« Reply #11 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 7:50am » |
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on Aug 30th, 2005, 8:38pm, jimbo wrote:| Frank W. and ghost and Bob G: She had a butterface, a real nice body---- b u t t e r f a c e!(Drawn out) |
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Rowwwwwwwrrrr!!
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Re: 42 year old record broken!
« Reply #12 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 9:37am » |
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on Aug 30th, 2005, 8:38pm, jimbo wrote:Tom M: Your either really warped or you have to much time on your hands.
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A little of both, I presume. 
TomM
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Re: 42 year old record broken!
« Reply #13 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 10:49am » |
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That sucks! After3/4 of a bottle of WILD TURKEY my brother Kyle did the same thing last summer, I could see the bone trying to pop out his skin so I gently pushed his shoulder back and pushed the bone back in place and took him to the ER. The doc. at the ER was impressed with my work. Not bad for a drunk hillbilly.
Get well soon and make sure there's plenty of mud next time, it cushions the fall.
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Re: 42 year old record broken!
« Reply #14 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 10:51am » |
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on Aug 30th, 2005, 1:22pm, TomM wrote:
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I'm gonna have nightmares. Thanks alot.
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Re: 42 year old record broken!
« Reply #15 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 10:56am » |
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on Aug 31st, 2005, 10:51am, giffy76 wrote:
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Anytime. I'm from the government and here to help.
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Re: 42 year old record broken!
« Reply #16 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 10:59am » |
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on Aug 31st, 2005, 10:56am, TomM wrote:
Anytime. I'm from the government and here to help.
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3) I love you.
4) This won't hurt a bit.
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Re: 42 year old record broken!
« Reply #17 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 9:59pm » |
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Well, unfortunately for me I have to have surgery next Thursday to repair the damn thing. I went to see another doc. today for a follow up visit and he said that the collar bone was pretty "F'd up". Turns out that the bones are not getting closer together, they are actually pulling apart. So, surgery is the only option. Clamp. drill hole long ways through the bone, insert long pin and have pretty much instant mobility. Before that though, He asked me to take off my T-shirt, when I did this normally he couldn't believe that it didn't hurt me and said most people would probably need help in doing so because of the pain. I dunno, maybe I'm weird.
Hey, anyone need a Vicodin Prescription? Just kidding
Seeya,
Broken wing Jimbo
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