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Ghost
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Re: The Skippy List
« Reply #1 on: Aug 29th, 2005, 10:07am » |
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Those are Great! 
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If all men are endowed by their creator, why was mine so short sighted?
***WARNING*** Oxygen will rust your pipes!
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Melissa
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omg, i am just crying!!
Quote:| 54. “Napalm sticks to kids” is *not* a motivational phrase. |
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LMFAOOOOOO
When I posted the link, I had only read about 25 or so...LOL
OMG, LMAO!!!! Quote:58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, very *friendly* person puppy, or any references to squid.
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The title alone has me cracking up.
"The Skippy List" LMAO!
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Re: The Skippy List
« Reply #4 on: Aug 29th, 2005, 11:36am » |
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Quote:| 145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test. |
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ROTFLMBO!
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Ghost
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Re: The Skippy List
« Reply #5 on: Aug 29th, 2005, 11:59am » |
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175. We do not “charge into battle, naked, like the Celts”.
Why not! 
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If all men are endowed by their creator, why was mine so short sighted?
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Re: The Skippy List
« Reply #6 on: Aug 29th, 2005, 12:06pm » |
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Why isn't "Napalm sticks to kids!" a motivational phrase? 
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Re: The Skippy List
« Reply #7 on: Aug 29th, 2005, 12:07pm » |
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178. I am not “A lesbian trapped in a man's body”.
Wanna Bet?
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If all men are endowed by their creator, why was mine so short sighted?
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Jeepgun
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Re: The Skippy List
« Reply #8 on: Aug 29th, 2005, 12:11pm » |
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on Aug 29th, 2005, 12:07pm, ghost62 wrote:| 178. I am not “A lesbian trapped in a man's body” |
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Yes I am.
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Re: The Skippy List
« Reply #9 on: Aug 29th, 2005, 12:31pm » |
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OMG melly!!! 
I have tears in my eyes and cramps in my cheeks!!!
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Re: The Skippy List
« Reply #10 on: Aug 29th, 2005, 1:38pm » |
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Quote:| 68. I may not line my helmet with tin foil to “Block out the space mind control lasers”. |
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That bloody Ali's been trying it on again! 
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Re: The Skippy List
« Reply #11 on: Aug 29th, 2005, 10:11pm » |
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Quote:| 175. We do not “charge into battle, naked, like the Celts”. |
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I thought the Celts would paint themselves blue or something now and then. Gotta love Helen's ancestors...
This was great Mel, thanks. 
Charlie
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