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Helping out in the kitchen
« on: Aug 25th, 2005, 9:52am » |
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My wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for me over the weekend. I suddenly burst into the kitchen.
"Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness!
"You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my!
"WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!
"Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to
me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
"Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You
know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
In shock she stared at me and stated, "What's wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
I calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it
feels like when I'm driving."
I also discovered that the frying pan knot on my head turns a pretty color of blue and that I really didn't need my nards for anything anymore, they've become an interesting conversation piece on the mantle.
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Re: Helping out in the kitchen
« Reply #1 on: Aug 25th, 2005, 9:55am » |
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ROFLMAO!!!!
Quote:| I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving." |
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Re: Helping out in the kitchen
« Reply #2 on: Aug 25th, 2005, 10:21am » |
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ROFLMAO!! To hell with it: I just let HER drive, and I take a nice nap. Everyone's much happier that way! 
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Re: Helping out in the kitchen
« Reply #3 on: Aug 25th, 2005, 10:22am » |
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ROTFLMAO! 
That's a good one.
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Re: Helping out in the kitchen
« Reply #4 on: Aug 25th, 2005, 10:31am » |
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Oh my goodness!
Quote:I also discovered that the frying pan knot on my head turns a pretty color of blue and that I really didn't need my nards for anything anymore, they've become an interesting conversation piece on the mantle.
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Re: Helping out in the kitchen
« Reply #5 on: Aug 25th, 2005, 10:35am » |
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LOL.Bored, Echo????????????
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Re: Helping out in the kitchen
« Reply #6 on: Aug 25th, 2005, 5:43pm » |
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That's help??? You deserved it.
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Re: Helping out in the kitchen
« Reply #7 on: Aug 25th, 2005, 7:17pm » |
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on Aug 25th, 2005, 9:52am, echo wrote:| and that I really didn't need my nards for anything anymore, they've become an interesting conversation piece on the mantle. |
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Re: Helping out in the kitchen
« Reply #8 on: Aug 25th, 2005, 8:21pm » |
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I think he must have a death wish!
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Re: Helping out in the kitchen
« Reply #9 on: Aug 25th, 2005, 8:31pm » |
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WWWHHHWWWWAAAAAA That's the one I was looking for. You made me laugh and I haven't had a smoke in 8 weeks. You GO
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Re: Helping out in the kitchen
« Reply #10 on: Aug 26th, 2005, 8:22am » |
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LOL, knothead.
And, never, ever, say to the wife when she is preparing your meal (as she should be)........
"That's not the way my mother does it."
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Re: Helping out in the kitchen
« Reply #11 on: Aug 26th, 2005, 8:56am » |
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I rule the kitchen in my house so It's me that always get to hear the "too much basil", rosmary, salt, pepper", etc. but our children would revolt if they had to live off of Mary Jo's cooking. She cooks well but bland doesn't even begin to tell the story. So I've been doing most of the cooking for 22 years while she gets to complain. 
She's also quite proficient at driving me nuts while I'm driving. Ultimately it's unfair because I get from both sides.
I'd trade her in on a later model but then I'd just have to start trainin' another one all over again.
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Re: Helping out in the kitchen
« Reply #12 on: Aug 26th, 2005, 10:45am » |
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on Aug 25th, 2005, 7:17pm, Jonny wrote:
Your a woman
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I always knew that secretly you wanted me you weirdo.
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Re: Helping out in the kitchen
« Reply #13 on: Aug 27th, 2005, 10:20am » |
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You know why guys insist on driving, dontcha?
Cause they are scared to scream like a woman
in front of people they love.
(They don't ride any better than we do.
In fact, they wouldn't be able to help
digging a few fingernails into the dashboard
when we run through a yellow-cherry-red light either.)
It's like playing solitare....you are supposed to handle the moves, but no one can resist helping you
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Re: Helping out in the kitchen
« Reply #14 on: Aug 27th, 2005, 10:27am » |
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on Aug 27th, 2005, 10:20am, yikes-another-one wrote:
You know why guys insist on driving, dontcha?
Cause they are scared to scream like a woman
in front of people they love.
(They don't ride any better than we do.
In fact, they wouldn't be able to help
digging a few fingernails into the dashboard
when we run through a yellow-cherry-red light either.)
It's like playing solitare....you are supposed to handle the moves, but no one can resist helping you
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LMAO I can still remember the day before I went to take my driving test for my license. My father was sitting in a lawnchair on the front yard with the portable phone in his hand.
He'd put two trash cans on the street, and I was practicing parallel parking in the jeep. He was screaming his head off at me that I kept messing it up - all the while never getting up from the lawnchair.
I was bawling my eyes out. Finally stopped the car, called my mom on the cell phone, and told her I wasn't going to drive anymore. (Got my license the next day....still hate parallel parking...)
Yeah...men can be a pain in the arse about it, too!
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Re: Helping out in the kitchen
« Reply #15 on: Aug 27th, 2005, 5:31pm » |
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Re: Helping out in the kitchen
« Reply #16 on: Aug 27th, 2005, 9:09pm » |
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I said to Denny, "Quick, quick! Get me a beer, it's about to start!" Downed it like water and said, "Quick, another! It starts any moment! Hurry!!" That went down real fast, too.
Demanded a third and didn't she fly off the handle!!! All this stuff about not being a bloody slave, me being a lazy slob, along with some things about my parents that I never knew.
I said, "It's started."
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Re: Helping out in the kitchen
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