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pubgirl
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For those bored at work or home or...... let's be truthful here, not bored, just avoiding what should be being done
My earliest is "our Father who are Tin Heaven".
and the UK TV ad that had the Desmond Dekker hit The Israelites as "My ears are alight"
what mistaken lyrics will you or your kids admit to....
try all of these
http://www.iusedtobelieve.com/music/misheard_lyrics/misheard_lyrics_d1.p hp
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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #1 on: Aug 23rd, 2005, 8:33am » |
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Oh my...I could go on and on. My kids and I are all lyrically "impaired". LOL
Mooshie's latest one:
To the tune of the Pina Colada song...
Do you like bean enchiladas? 
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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #2 on: Aug 23rd, 2005, 9:15am » |
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She's got electric boobs.......
Scuse me while I kiss this guy........
There's a bathroom on the right........
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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #3 on: Aug 23rd, 2005, 9:42am » |
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The archive of misheard lyrics.....
http://www.kissthisguy.com/
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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #4 on: Aug 23rd, 2005, 11:36am » |
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Wendy, that website is hysterical!!!! I especially like the one...
"oh my God its a snowman"
but its really supposed to be "All we got is this moment" from "i need you tonight" by inxs. Oh I couldnt stop laughing! This is great website.
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"Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a douche, you know the runner in the night."
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Oh yeah. I almost forgot. I thought "Hey Jude" was an ode to the jewish people when I was a wee little lad. I thought the end of the song they were singing...
"Nah, nah, nah nahhhhh hey Jew."
Peace,
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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #7 on: Aug 23rd, 2005, 5:16pm » |
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on Aug 23rd, 2005, 4:29pm, Carl_D wrote:| "Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a douche, you know the runner in the night." |
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Hell, I still think its that....WTF is it?....LOL
Beatles.......
"The girl with colitis go by"....I found out it was not this just a few years ago....LMMFAO
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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #8 on: Aug 23rd, 2005, 5:26pm » |
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on Aug 23rd, 2005, 5:16pm, Jonny wrote:
Beatles.......
"The girl with colitis go runs by"....I found out it was not this just a few years ago....LMMFAO
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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #9 on: Aug 23rd, 2005, 5:44pm » |
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on Aug 23rd, 2005, 5:26pm, E-Double wrote:
LMMFAOROTFF.....LOL
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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #10 on: Aug 23rd, 2005, 6:05pm » |
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Going gets tough by Billy Ocean was go and get stuffed..
Got to get on Moving in Break My stride by Matthew WIlder turned into Got to put my shoes on when I heard it..
Oh and Jasper is convinced its "Is this the way to Hug a Pillow..."
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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #11 on: Aug 23rd, 2005, 7:05pm » |
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"Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a douche, you know the runner in the night."
I thought that's what it was too.
On the System of the Down song I thought they were saying why do they always send the pork.
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Hey this must be catching, I knew it couldn't be douche but that was what I heard too! Just looked and here it is:
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Wendy
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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #13 on: Aug 23rd, 2005, 7:28pm » |
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Hmmm.....there's the infamous "Friends" lyric misunderstanding:
"Hold me close, Young Tony Danza"
Then there's one that I only learned was false a couple of months ago:
"Do it like a lady"........."Dude looks like a lady?????" WTF is that supposed to mean? 
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pubgirl
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and your starter for 10...
who sang "Gay pair of guys, put up a parking lot"
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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #15 on: Aug 23rd, 2005, 7:33pm » |
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on Aug 23rd, 2005, 7:29pm, pubgirl wrote:and your starter for 10...
who sang "Gay pair of guys, put up a parking lot" |
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ROFLMAO!!!!
Hmmm the version I grew up with was sung by Amy Grant - and I doubt she'd sing the lyrics written that way! LOL
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pubgirl
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or that classic Tina Turner lyric
"What's love but a second hand in motion? "
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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #17 on: Aug 23rd, 2005, 8:10pm » |
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on Aug 23rd, 2005, 7:38pm, pubgirl wrote:or that classic Tina Turner lyric
"What's love but a second hand in motion? "
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Too funny, thanks for the site, been laughing my a$$ off tonight!
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on Aug 23rd, 2005, 7:29pm, pubgirl wrote:and your starter for 10...
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I forget who the singer was, I think it was Joanie Mitchell and the lyrics in question were:
"Don't it always go, you don't know what you've got till its gone, take paradise, put up a parking lot"
It was done in the 70s and was one of the first "green" songs.
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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #19 on: Aug 23rd, 2005, 11:52pm » |
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I always thought it was ... they razed paradise and put up a parking lot.
Off to google song lyrics...
OK...just checked it...
they paved paradise, put up a parking lot.
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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #20 on: Aug 24th, 2005, 1:12am » |
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This always killed me.
That song by The Electric Light Orchestra (yeah, yeah, I know it dates me... )... Strange Magic, I always thought it sounded like they were singing... scratch my dick, oh I'm gonna... scratch my dick, oh I'm gonna.......
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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #21 on: Aug 24th, 2005, 6:13am » |
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How about Feliz Navidad...
Fleas on my Dad
Police car ahead
Fleas on my Dad
Police got my Dad
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas.....
or Bruce Springsteen's "Tenth Avenue Freezeout" I always thought it was "Take W Freeze Half"  or
"She's Got Bette Davis Eyes" was "She's got 30 days to die"
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A very bad taste one, also Springsteen, is the child who thought it was " Bomb the USA!" instead of born in - oh the times we live in 
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