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nani
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Out of the mouths of babes...
« on: Aug 19th, 2005, 9:52am » |
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1. Dear God, Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter.
There is nothing good in there now. Amanda
2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a
puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Joyce
3. Dear Mr. God,
I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to
have 3 stitches and a shot. Janet
4. God, I read the bible. What does beget mean? Nobody will tell me.
Love Alison
5. Dear God, How did you know you were God? Who told you? Charlene
6. Dear God, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his
golf words in the house? Anita
7. Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in
the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never
do it. Nancy
8. Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best of all of them. You
really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too. Glenn
9. Dear God, My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy.
How far back do you go? Love, Dennis
10. Dear God, Do you draw the lines around the countries? If you
don't, who does? Nathan
11. Dear God, Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an
accident? Norma
12. Dear God, In bible times, did they really talk that fancy? Jennifer
13. Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this
year. Peter
14. Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if
they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother.
Larry
15. Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet.
What's up? Don't forget. Mark
16. Dear God, My brother told me about how you are born but it just
doesn't sound right. What do you say? Marsha
17. Dear God, If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new
shoes. Barbara
18. Dear God, Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know
him through the business? Donny
19. Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God than you.
Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that because
you are already God. Charles
20. Dear God, It is great the way you always get the stars in the
right place. Why can't you do that with the moon? Jeff
21. Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really !!!! Frank
And, saving the best for last-
22. Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the
sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool. Thomas.
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Re: Out of the mouths of babes...
« Reply #1 on: Aug 19th, 2005, 9:56am » |
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Awww Nani.. they are enough to ALMOST make me like kids!! 
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Re: Out of the mouths of babes...
« Reply #2 on: Aug 19th, 2005, 10:04am » |
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kids say the darnest things!!  too cute !!
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Re: Out of the mouths of babes...
« Reply #3 on: Aug 19th, 2005, 10:09am » |
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on Aug 19th, 2005, 9:52am, nani wrote:1. Dear God, Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter.
There is nothing good in there now. Amanda |
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Dear Amanda, I'm working on it. How about another Christmas? And no, I'm not employed by Walmart. (Honest!)
-God
Quote:2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a
puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Joyce |
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Dear Joyce, Sorry about the mix-up. Mrs. Johnson, down the street from you, was certainly surprised when she gave birth to a 3 lb. Irish Setter, though!
-God
Quote:3. Dear Mr. God,
I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to
have 3 stitches and a shot. Janet |
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Sorry, Janet. Sometimes, the most loving thing we can do is to give someone else a chance to kiss our hurts away... Get well soon.
-God
Quote:4. God, I read the bible. What does beget mean? Nobody will tell me.
Love Alison |
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Dear Alison, if you listen real close and real quiet, I'll whisper it in the ear of your heart.  -God
Quote:| 5. Dear God, How did you know you were God? Who told you? Charlene |
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Dear Charlene, Mrs. God said I could. Uh-oh.... Here she comes. Gotta' go!
Quote:6. Dear God, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his
golf words in the house? Anita |
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Dear Anita, next time, I'll make sure that his next golf game is rained out.
Quote:7. Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in
the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never
do it. Nancy |
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Dear Nancy, sometimes I have a difficult time, too. -God
Quote:8. Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best of all of them. You
really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too. Glenn |
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Dear Glenn, I'm glad you liked the stories. You should read about some of the racier stuff in Song Of Solomon. Ask your mother, first... -God
Quote: 9. Dear God, My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy.
How far back do you go? Love, Dennis |
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Dear Dennis, Almost as far as your grandfather. -God
Quote:10. Dear God, Do you draw the lines around the countries? If you
don't, who does? Nathan |
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Dear Nathan, I used to, but then I ran out of sidewalk chalk. Can I borrow yours? -God
Quote:11. Dear God, Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an
accident? Norma |
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Dear Norma, Remember this when you're older: Never never never mix tequila and cheap wine. -God
Quote:| 12. Dear God, In bible times, did they really talk that fancy? Jennifer |
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Dear Jennifer, Yes. Annoying, isn't it? -God
Quote:13. Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this
year. Peter |
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Dear Peter, I've convinced your father to send you to a boxing clinic instead of summer camp. -God
Quote:14. Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if
they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother.
Larry |
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Dear Larry, That's quite a good suggestion. Killing your brother is generally a bad idea. Behave yourself. -God
Quote:15. Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet.
What's up? Don't forget. Mark |
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Dear Mark, I goofed when I was drawing the latitude lines and your house is now on the same latitude as Siberia. Sorry 'bout that. -God
Quote:16. Dear God, My brother told me about how you are born but it just
doesn't sound right. What do you say? Marsha |
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Dear Marsha, I don't know... I was pretty young at the time, and don't really remember. -God
Quote:17. Dear God, If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new
shoes. Barbara |
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Dear Barbara, They are lovely. -God
Quote:18. Dear God, Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know
him through the business? Donny |
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Dear Donny, We used to be golfing buddies, but he started using his "golf words" in the house, so I'm preparing to smite him. -God
Quote:19. Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God than you.
Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that because
you are already God. Charles |
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Dear Charles, Nobody likes an ass-kisser. -God
Quote:20. Dear God, It is great the way you always get the stars in the
right place. Why can't you do that with the moon? Jeff [quote]
Dear Jeff, because I enjoy messing with you. -God
[quote]21. Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really !!!! Frank |
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Dear Frank, you may be able to bullshit your teachers and your parents, but that doesn't cut the ice with me, pal. Hey look! Lightning! -God
Quote:22. Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the
sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool. Thomas. |
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Thanks, Thomas. My paint-by-numbers kit is working out nicely. -God
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Re: Out of the mouths of babes...
« Reply #4 on: Aug 19th, 2005, 10:22am » |
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Dang it Frank now I gotta clean my screen again thanks.
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Re: Out of the mouths of babes...
« Reply #5 on: Aug 19th, 2005, 10:44am » |
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Thanks Nani
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Re: Out of the mouths of babes...
« Reply #6 on: Aug 19th, 2005, 2:05pm » |
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Awwww, Nani. Those were sweet!
Awwww, Frank. Sometimes you absolutely amaze me!
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Re: Out of the mouths of babes...
« Reply #7 on: Aug 19th, 2005, 2:22pm » |
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Aw, shucks... *twinkle*
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Re: Out of the mouths of babes...
« Reply #8 on: Aug 19th, 2005, 3:25pm » |
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Dear Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer
Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
Yer Frend, BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a
career in lawn care. How about I send you a freaking
book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving
your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can
spell!
Santa
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