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Donna_D.
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MasterCard Moment
« on: Aug 19th, 2005, 9:08am » |
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Trip to the Emergency Room: $275.00
Physician's Charges: $95.00
The ability to entertain your friends and co-workers with the story of your son sticking a cardboard "dot" (the kind you get when you use a hole punch) in his ear: Priceless
Had to take Justin to the Emergency Room night before last to remove a small cardboard "dot" from his ear. He had it jammed all they way into the ear canal!!
The last time he did this he stuck a bead up his nose (Remember that, Kirk?)...I told him not to do that anymore, guess I should have included "nothing in the ears either" when I gave that directive.
G'head and laugh....I am!
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Re: MasterCard Moment
« Reply #1 on: Aug 19th, 2005, 9:12am » |
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LOL!! "Save my spot, kid." LMAO
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Re: MasterCard Moment
« Reply #2 on: Aug 19th, 2005, 9:13am » |
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Quick Donna.. add nose willy and ANY other orifice to that list now!! don't walk.. RUN!!! 
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Re: MasterCard Moment
« Reply #3 on: Aug 19th, 2005, 9:23am » |
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LMAO, DD!
While you're reminding him about other orifices...remind him that the orifices of sleeping relatives and pets are off limits, too.
Kids.... 
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Re: MasterCard Moment
« Reply #4 on: Aug 19th, 2005, 11:11am » |
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I am truely sorry to hear about this funny but sad behaviour. Good luck in the future.
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Re: MasterCard Moment
« Reply #5 on: Aug 19th, 2005, 11:22am » |
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on Aug 19th, 2005, 11:11am, Karla wrote:| I am truely sorry to hear about this funny but sad behaviour. Good luck in the future. |
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Scary maybe... sad, nahhh....
I seem to have a vague memory of having a bead extracted..NO! wait, that wasn't me.
DD... tell your son, when in doubt, ask Mama!!
Kids! Ya gotta love 'em.
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Re: MasterCard Moment
« Reply #6 on: Aug 19th, 2005, 11:29am » |
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Exactly...my ear still hurts from Crystal shoving a Q-tip in it when she was 3... 
Glad the babe is ok DD...
Langa
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Re: MasterCard Moment
« Reply #7 on: Aug 19th, 2005, 12:29pm » |
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on Aug 19th, 2005, 11:11am, Karla wrote:| I am truely sorry to hear about this funny but sad behaviour. . |
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Karla my friend
Who do you think tought him how to do this.
Thats right DONNA did.
Laughing out loud here and happy that it was fixed
Svenn
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Re: MasterCard Moment
« Reply #8 on: Aug 20th, 2005, 12:59am » |
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Don't buy that kid a hamster........if he hears the story bout them and paper towel rolls he mite decide to try it..........fuzzy anal Pam
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I remember when Brandon was small he got into the superglue, Its funny now that we look back on it but at the time with his hand stuck to his face wasn't that funny. I was able to get most of the fingers off but he had one stuck to his eyelid that I couldn't get off.....Its amazeing that we even make it to adulthood................
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