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redtaz
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WHAT WOMEN SAY & REALLY MEAN:
CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.
I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
... without you in it.
DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't had a fight in a while.
NO, PIZZA'S FINE.
... you cheap slob!
I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.
I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned.
COME HERE.
My puppy does this, too.
I LIKE YOU, BUT...
I don't like you.
OF COURSE I LOVE YOU.
... just not in that way.
YOU NEVER LISTEN.
You never listen.
WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY.
I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend.
I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.
OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.
OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!
Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.
I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.
We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends.
 Dape
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Lizzie2
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Re: Speaking women-ese
« Reply #1 on: Aug 13th, 2005, 8:59pm » |
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LOL that's a good one...
But....
who helped you learn the translations? Was Helen filling you in? 
Thanks for sharing! 
Carrie
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ClusterChuck
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Re: Speaking women-ese
« Reply #2 on: Aug 13th, 2005, 10:56pm » |
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Those would have to be for guys that actually want to know what wimmins say ... Not for me ...
Chuck
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Thomas Fuller
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LeLimey
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Re: Speaking women-ese
« Reply #3 on: Aug 14th, 2005, 3:10am » |
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on Aug 13th, 2005, 8:59pm, Lizzie2 wrote:
who helped you learn the translations? Was Helen filling you in?
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No Carrie but Helen will fill the bugger in!
Dape.. watchit! Either @ Rugby or Whittlesey LOL 
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The arsehole I'm divorcing needs to get a life and stop stalking mine
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sandie99
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Re: Speaking women-ese
« Reply #4 on: Aug 14th, 2005, 6:17am » |
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Nearly there....
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