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Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
« on: Aug 11th, 2005, 6:00pm » |
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Dape (Red Taz) myself and Kate (another UK newbie here) were chatting on MSN and came up with a list of reasons why we though O2 rules UK!
Thought you might like to see them and maybe add to them too!
Reasons why O2 is better than Sex
Sits on your face comfortably
Only comes when YOU are ready for it!
You can use it several times a night
It lasts as long as you want it to
You can just turn it off when you're done.
You don't mind sucking it
It doesn't leave a wet spot
It always leaves you satisfied
It takes away a HA instead of giving you one
Add to the list!!
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Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
« Reply #1 on: Aug 11th, 2005, 6:11pm » |
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It gets the job done, and the size of tank doesn't matter.
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Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
« Reply #2 on: Aug 11th, 2005, 6:13pm » |
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It doesn't need to cuddle when your done.
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Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
« Reply #3 on: Aug 11th, 2005, 6:25pm » |
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Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
« Reply #4 on: Aug 11th, 2005, 6:28pm » |
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You never want to go to bed without your O2.... 
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Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
« Reply #5 on: Aug 11th, 2005, 6:46pm » |
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You can have it delivered right to your door...
It always gives you plenty of warning before it's used up.
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Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
« Reply #6 on: Aug 11th, 2005, 7:01pm » |
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on Aug 11th, 2005, 6:00pm, LeLimey wrote:Reasons why O2 is better than Sex
Sits on your face comfortably
Only comes when YOU are ready for it!
You can use it several times a night
It lasts as long as you want it to
You can just turn it off when you're done.
You don't mind sucking it
It doesn't leave a wet spot
It always leaves you satisfied |
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If thats your take on sex.....you my dear either dont have the right partner or....you dont know what the hell you want 
BTW: when the hell does a guy SIT on a chicks face?.....you must be into tossing the salad......LMMFAO
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Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
« Reply #7 on: Aug 11th, 2005, 7:17pm » |
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on Aug 11th, 2005, 7:01pm, Jonny wrote:
BTW: when the hell does a guy SIT on a chicks face
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Now now silly.. I said there were 3 of us making the list and one of us was a bloke!  Pay attention!
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« Reply #8 on: Aug 11th, 2005, 8:58pm » |
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It doesn't talk.
And talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk
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Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
« Reply #9 on: Aug 11th, 2005, 9:19pm » |
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If it stops doing what I want I toss it in a corner and grab the next one!
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Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
« Reply #10 on: Aug 11th, 2005, 9:49pm » |
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It's cheaper.
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Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
« Reply #11 on: Aug 11th, 2005, 10:10pm » |
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on Aug 11th, 2005, 9:49pm, AussieBrian wrote:
There ya go Brian......Fair Dinkum!!
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Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
« Reply #12 on: Aug 11th, 2005, 10:39pm » |
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And best of all, i dont have to take the mask off my face to respond to a yappy fuckin tank. O2 tanks dont get pissy when you are not talking.
My O2 tank doesnt give a FUCK about what is happening in reality television.
If i want more O2, i just gotta turn a dial, if i want more sex, i gotta be nice.
Its never happened that i need to put down the O2 and run to have sex, but its happened the other way around.
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Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
« Reply #13 on: Aug 11th, 2005, 10:42pm » |
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Oh, wait, my lovely wifey just informed me that my O2 tank doesnt have breastesses.
And she also just informed me that my O2 tank isnt pissed off about this list.
I have to go now  .................................time to go be nice
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Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
« Reply #14 on: Aug 12th, 2005, 12:22am » |
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The O2 tank doesn't get hurt if you say, "Not tonight honey." In fact, if the O2 tank has any kind of decency - it is overjoyed at the thought that the beast isn't visiting and therefore it's services are not needed!!
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Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
« Reply #15 on: Aug 12th, 2005, 7:16am » |
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When the old one's all used up, it doesn't care if you grab a new one.
It blows you whenever you want.
Gets turned all the way on with a minimum of effort.
Doesn't get pissy about the fact that you haven't touched it in months, when you don't need it.
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« Reply #16 on: Aug 12th, 2005, 7:21am » |
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You dont have to get it drunk to sleep with it.
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Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
« Reply #17 on: Aug 12th, 2005, 7:23am » |
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if you're done in 3-4 minutes, that's a good thing.
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Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
« Reply #18 on: Aug 12th, 2005, 7:36am » |
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Quote:You can use it several times a night
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I'm obviously still young enough have lots of energy and to require no sleep!!! 
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I've never had any complaints!!!!!! 
One big problem with O2 is the WTF conversation a lady wishes to have when she notices the tank and the mask next to bed!!!
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Quote:| One big problem with O2 is the WTF conversation a lady wishes to have when she notices the tank and the mask next to bed!!! |
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Disguise it with a magnetic sign that says:
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DURACELL....Super charged long lasting battery"
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Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
« Reply #20 on: Aug 12th, 2005, 7:55am » |
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is already tanked when it arrives at your house...
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Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
« Reply #21 on: Aug 12th, 2005, 8:59am » |
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It doesn't ask "Does this tank make my ass look fat?"
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« Reply #22 on: Aug 12th, 2005, 9:04am » |
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It doesn't take but a second to turn on !
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« Reply #23 on: Aug 12th, 2005, 9:11am » |
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It has no shame about being used and tossed aside.
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Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
« Reply #24 on: Aug 12th, 2005, 9:31am » |
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I can turn it on.
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